Here is the first page of a screenplay of an episode of Pokemon banned for being too disturbing posted:

INT. POKEMON CENTER - DAY
NURSE JOY and her two CHILD assistants are taking care of a very sick EEVEE.
JOY EEVEE, hang in there. The camera zooms in on EEVEE's face.
It is panting and its eyes are bloodshot.
JOY (CONT'D) We're doing everything we can.
One of the CHILD assistants is holding EEVEE's paw.
CHILD ASSISTANT #1 Please get better, EEVEE.
Nurse Joy looks over at the other CHILD assistant who is holding an IV bag.
JOY How's that IV coming?
CHILD ASSISTANT #2 Almost ready.
Nurse Joy goes over to help the child assistant with the IV.
JOY (CONT'D) Let's get this IV in EEVEE before it's too late.
Suddenly, EEVEE's eyes roll into the back of its head and it goes into convulsions.
JOY (CONT'D) EEVEE!
The child assistant drops the IV bag and Nurse Joy catches EEVEE.
JOY (CONT'D) It's okay, EEVEE. We're here for you.
But EEVEE is unresponsive. Its body is limp and its eyes are still rolled back into its head. Nurse Joy looks shocked and saddened.
CHILD ASSISTANT #1 Is EEVEE going to be okay?
Nurse Joy doesn't say anything. She just hangs her head and silently shakes her head.
CHILD ASSISTANT #2 No…

Here is the first page of a screenplay of an episode of Seinfeld banned for being too disturbing posted:

INT. SEINFELD APARTMENT - NIGHT
George is on the phone with his girlfriend, TERESA.
GEORGE: No, Teresa, I don't want to break up with you.
He paces around the apartment, clearly agitated.
GEORGE: I don't know what you're talking about. We've only been dating for a few weeks.
He listens for a moment, then his face suddenly changes.
GEORGE: Oh, my God.
He sinks down onto the couch, horrified.
GEORGE: You're right, Teresa. We should break up.
He hangs up the phone and sits there for a moment, stunned. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. George gets up to answer it, still in a state of shock. He opens the door to find JERRY standing there.
JERRY: Hey, George.
George just stares at him for a moment, then starts to laugh maniacally. George, still laughing, grabs Jerry by the throat and starts to choke him. Jerry struggles to break free, but George is too strong. Jerry starts to turn blue in the face. Finally, George throws Jerry's lifeless body to the ground and walks back into his apartment, still laughing.
FADE TO BLACK.

Here is the transcript of an episode of Antique Roadshow where someone is trying to sell an eldritch artifact of unimaginable horrors posted:

"This is an... interesting piece," the appraiser says, hesitantly.
"Where did you say you acquired it?"
"Oh, I found it in my grandmother's attic," the owner replies. "It was just sitting in a dusty old box, and I thought it might be worth something."
The appraiser looks uncomfortable now, and starts to edge away from the artifact.
"I'm not sure what it is, exactly," he says slowly, "but I would strongly advise you to get rid of it. It has an... unnerving effect on me."
"What do you mean?" the owner asks, frowning.
"I can't quite explain it," the appraiser replies, "but it feels like... like it's watching me. There's something very wrong with it."
He looks deeply troubled now, and the owner begins to look worried as well. "I think you should get rid of it," the appraiser says firmly. "It's not safe to have around."

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I figured out a way to consistently get some really hosed up results.



What the hell did George's girlfriend say?

feedmyleg posted:

...oh

Tunicate posted:

someone using dalle to uncrop random pieces of art from reddit. Full article has more examples, I particularly like how the AI totally flubbed the sink painting.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I figured out a way to consistently get some really hosed up results.

quote:

CHILD ASSISTANT #1 Is EEVEE going to be okay?
Nurse Joy doesn't say anything. She just hangs her head and silently shakes her head.

Flavahbeast posted:

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sebmojo posted:

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Flavahbeast posted:

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Evilreaver posted:

Let's invent some things! A friend of a friend has a DALL-E we asked to invent:

A time machine patent application



Patent for a warp drive engine

quote:

Glenn Danzig was frolicking in a meadow, surrounded by dozens of sheep, sheepdogs and llamas. He looked up and saw us walking toward the ranch house. He waved his arms and gave us an excited “hello” – which he repeated several times before asking if he could put his arms around us. We both said “sure” and Glenn hugged us and then told us to come inside and hang out with him for awhile. We talked about a variety of things for awhile and when it was time for us to leave, Glenn asked us to stay and have lunch with him.

A few hours after we left Glenn Danzig, we received a text message from Dave: “Dude, I’m in trouble. I went into the house to get some clean clothes and came back out to find Lori and Glenn Danzig having sex.”

We all agreed that the “worst part” about Glenn’s behavior is that he can be so charming when he wants to be – and is the exact opposite of charming when he’s having sex.

The next day we got together and made a list of the various things we had noticed during our visit to Pensacola, including:

The fact that he had sex with Lori, but had no idea who we were, even though we introduced ourselves.

The fact that he went around introducing us to his friends as “my girl, here, I’m with my girlfriend.”

His use of the word “gently caress” to anyone and everyone (even children)

His behavior at the airport when he saw his bandmates.

His inability to recognize the music of his bandmates.

His behavior when we were watching him play guitar with two members of Misfits

The fact that he tried to pull the plug on an entire airport while we were there.

So much more.

MattO posted:

From the Midjourney beta (midjourney.com), I forget what prompt I used for this

fermun posted:

MattO posted:

From the Midjourney beta (midjourney.com), I forget what prompt I used for this

Dick Trauma posted:

Although this is not AI generated I thought it was appropriate for the thread based on the "Frasier" obsession. Can someone use their Dall-e access to see what it can come up with?

https://twitter.com/lincnotfound/status/1529952529005568016?s=20&t=Ju8AuUKA_WxsnevhS3wRTg

MattO posted:

From the Midjourney beta (midjourney.com), I forget what prompt I used for this

Evilreaver posted:

Let's invent some things! A friend of a friend has a DALL-E we asked to invent:

A time machine patent application

quote:

Frasier Crane is a radio psychiatrist living in Seattle.

But as you can see, this man over here resembles Frasier Crane very much, except his face is very blurry and he freaks a lot of people out. His name is Normal Frasier. He is perfectly normal man. I promise. Despite the fact that his presence gives people goosebumps and his acquaintances often report nightmares the night after seeing him.

Let me tell you my favorite totally normal "not weird" facts about Normal Frasier:

1) He has never had a formal diagnosis, but he has several personality disorders that cause him to act strange, as well as a few mental illnesses.
2) He cannot stand to have people stare at him. He does not like being the center of attention in a group.
3) He does not like to be called "Norm" Frasier. He prefers to be called "Chris". But that is just one of the many names he has had.
4) When he was a child, his parents, who were wealthy and quite normal, noticed that he had a strange ability to make other people do what he wanted. They called this power "psychokinesis". They experimented with it and eventually Frasier became the world's foremost psychokinetic force.
5) He has no idea who Niles Crane is. But he does know that he has several brothers and sisters who all have their own strange powers.
6) He has never married.
4) He enjoys the fact that, due to his mental issues, he has been fired from several jobs.
7) He is a recluse and lives in a one-room apartment in a seedy part of town.
8) He has a brother who is a cop and a sister who is a lawyer.
9) He has a pet seagull named Gretchen.
10) He has a pet rat named Snuggles.
11) He also has a pet hamster named Snoodle.
12) He is friends with the mailman.
13) He is good friends with the bartender at the local tavern.
14) He is a huge Seattle Seahawks fan.
15) He is a die-hard fan of all things "The Twilight Zone".
16) He drinks Dr. Pepper.
17) He is on the Mayor's security detail because the Mayor trusts him.
18) He never takes his medication.
19) He still hasn't gotten over the death of his favorite actor, John Banner.

As you can see, Normal Frasier is a very complex man. There is much more to him than what meets the eye. He is very interesting to talk to. He is also a terrible person to be around. I would advise you to stay away from him. Just a friendly piece of advice. Nothing to get alarmed about.

quote:

Top 10 Pickup Lines

#1 Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

#2 How’d you like to have a bag of bananas up the butt?

#3 You’re the prettiest bag of bananas I’ve seen in a while.

#4 You look like a bag of bananas.

#5 Is that a piece of banana on your nose?

#6 Want to see something else on my nose?

#7 Banana in your pocket?

#8 I’m gonna take a ride on my banana seat.

#9 It’s so cold out, I’ll bet you are too.

#10 It’s so hot out, I’m going to put some bananas on your face.

quote:

Top 5 Things You Don't Want To Hear After Sex

#1. "So what did I miss?"
#2. "I can't believe I'm not cumming."
#3. "Oh, I almost forgot! I just remembered that I have a yeast infection. Let me give you one."
#4. "I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, but we both know that you're no good at sex and we'd both be better off without it."
#5. "It was great. But you should know that I'd also love to gently caress my wife next week."

quote:

If you mix together sex and power tools then you get the legendary and unstoppable, the Power Tool Sex Machine. This is a machine that works a little like a motorbike engine. Your backside is the fuel, and your balls are the carburetor.

In this machine’s defence it is designed for use by large individuals. With a maximum of 20 inch of penetration you will not be able to fit your power tool into your body in the same way you would be able to if you had a smaller tool.

That is not to say the Power Tool Sex Machine cannot work for you. Just that it is designed for those individuals who have a good proportion of the ‘male’ bits of the human body that are made to be able to take such large tools.

Dick Trauma posted: