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Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Shame Boy posted:

I simply show them my white cis male card and they go "oh sorry to bother you sir, my mistake"

"he wouldn't steal, he's just not the type!"

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Ihmemies
Oct 6, 2012

Why would anyone use self checkout? At least in Finland shops have a regular checkout too. And I try to avoid shops with any self checkouts at all anyways.

If I don't need service, I'll order stuff online.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ihmemies posted:

Why would anyone use self checkout? At least in Finland shops have a regular checkout too. And I try to avoid shops with any self checkouts at all anyways.

If I don't need service, I'll order stuff online.

Stealing from Walmart feels good

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ihmemies posted:

Why would anyone use self checkout? At least in Finland shops have a regular checkout too. And I try to avoid shops with any self checkouts at all anyways.

If I don't need service, I'll order stuff online.

Depends on the queues sometimes. Plus you don't have to take out your headphones to engage with another human. Plus it easier to get 10kg of filet mignon and weigh it as turnips

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ihmemies posted:

Why would anyone use self checkout?
'Cause at the staffed ones they make you pay for all your groceries.

Also because at the self-checkouts I can pack my basket in peace without holding up a line or having to hastily shove everything in there and then find somewhere outside the shop to unpack and rearrange everything. And there's almost never a queue.

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021

Ihmemies posted:

Why would anyone use self checkout? At least in Finland shops have a regular checkout too. And I try to avoid shops with any self checkouts at all anyways.

If I don't need service, I'll order stuff online.

because it’s a lot quicker usually, grocery stores here will have maybe to or three regular checkouts and 10-20 self service, slow and old people all queue for the regular ones, and I don’t want to spend a second more in the store than I have to

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I use them to see if they have the same hardware bugs as our poo poo does.

They all do.

Tiggum posted:

'Cause at the staffed ones they make you pay for all your groceries.

Also because at the self-checkouts I can pack my basket in peace without holding up a line or having to hastily shove everything in there and then find somewhere outside the shop to unpack and rearrange everything. And there's almost never a queue.

Where are you shopping that they don't have a person to put the stuff in your basket for you, is that not the norm for grocery stores in other parts of the country or something?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

At Publix the staffed lanes always have two people working there, one to ring you up and the other to put stuff in bags and put it in your cart, and then they also have to ask you if you need help taking it to your car and loading it in even if you clearly don't. It's like you're the Prince of Publix and it's why Shopping is a Pleasure™

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Do you think the Waltons realize there are literally millions of people who would jump at the chance to murder them? I am not Waltons rich but that idea would give me pause.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Do you think the Waltons realize there are literally millions of people who would jump at the chance to murder them? I am not Waltons rich but that idea would give me pause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO0JaecRWy0

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Do you think the Waltons realize there are literally millions of people who would jump at the chance to murder them? I am not Waltons rich but that idea would give me pause.

has a billionaire ever been murdered?

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Shame Boy posted:

Where are you shopping that they don't have a person to put the stuff in your basket for you, is that not the norm for grocery stores in other parts of the country or something?

baggers are a lot less common in the northeast, at least

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Karach posted:

has a billionaire ever been murdered?

depends on if the inventor of the helicopter knew what they were doing

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Tiggum posted:

The final takeaway of this article about absolutely insane overreactions to (most likely) accidental shoplifting is essentially "these customers should just have been more careful while doing, for free, the job the shops used to have to pay someone to do." :rolleyes:

'externalize every cost" is at the heart of late stage capitalism. Capital despoils our world, fractures our societies and conscripts us into doing labor for free.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Karach posted:

has a billionaire ever been murdered?

The RAF got a Deutsche Bank official a while back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Shame Boy posted:


Where are you shopping that they don't have a person to put the stuff in your basket for you, is that not the norm for grocery stores in other parts of the country or something?

I think the costco around here has people who do that but at literally every other self checkout I've seen there is at most 1 person there total to check on the blinking lights, you do everything yourself

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
when i worked as a head cashier at a supermarket we were supposed to have baggers but we were also not supposed to have lines of more than 2 customers. combine that with understaffing and 90% of the time every bagger with cashier training got put on a register and the baggers without cashier training got sent outside to the parking lot to retrieve carts

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The RAF got a Deutsche Bank official a while back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

quote:

The 7 kg bomb was hidden in a bag on a bicycle parked next to the road that the assassins knew Herrhausen would be traveling in his convoy. The bicycle had been consistently parked sans explosive in the same location along Herrhausen's route for an extended period of time before the assassination, and it was therefore ignored by Herrhausen's security.

amazing that they didn't just ban bicycles

the description of the physics of the bomb that killed him is almost pornographic in its detail

quote:

The bomb was detonated when Herrhausen's car interrupted a beam of infrared light as it passed the bicycle. The bomb targeted the most vulnerable area of Herrhausen's car – the door where he was sitting – and required split-second timing to overcome the car's special armour plating. The bomb utilized a Misznay–Schardin mechanism. A copper plate, placed between the explosive and the target, was deformed and projected by the force of the explosion. The detonation resulted in a mass of copper being projected toward the car at a speed of nearly two kilometers per second, efficiently penetrating the armoured Mercedes. Herrhausen's legs were severed and he bled to death.

quote:

Members of the Red Army Faction claimed that Vladimir Putin was their handler in Dresden.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Shame Boy posted:

Where are you shopping that they don't have a person to put the stuff in your basket for you, is that not the norm for grocery stores in other parts of the country or something?

found the aristocrat who shops at the aristocrat store for gourmands

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Zvahl posted:

I think the costco around here has people who do that but at literally every other self checkout I've seen there is at most 1 person there total to check on the blinking lights, you do everything yourself

I don't mean the self-checkouts I mean the normal checkout lanes. Bagging your own stuff at a self-checkout is the norm here too yeah.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Shame Boy posted:

I don't mean the self-checkouts I mean the normal checkout lanes. Bagging your own stuff at a self-checkout is the norm here too yeah.

oh i should have read the media analysis thread my bad

but for that here the supermarkets proper do because they're unionized here but the best I've seen at big box or whatever is making the cashier do it, and half the time they just hand it to you to bag

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The RAF got a Deutsche Bank official a while back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

That rules, hell yeah.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Shame Boy posted:

I don't mean the self-checkouts I mean the normal checkout lanes. Bagging your own stuff at a self-checkout is the norm here too yeah.

I'm in New Jersey and none of the supermarkets here have baggers at the normal checkout lanes. Which is why I avoid them, generally the people in those lines stand there while their stuff goes down the conveyor then slowly and awkwardly bags after the transaction is over. The clerk may or may not help, and I can't blame them either way.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Shame Boy posted:

At Publix the staffed lanes always have two people working there, one to ring you up and the other to put stuff in bags and put it in your cart, and then they also have to ask you if you need help taking it to your car and loading it in even if you clearly don't. It's like you're the Prince of Publix and it's why Shopping is a Pleasure™

That sounds like it must be a state law like how an employee has to operate the gas pump in new jersey

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

That sounds like it must be a state law like how an employee has to operate the gas pump in new jersey

Nah afaik wal-mart doesn't operate like that, it's just Publix (and a few other local grocery stores I guess) is big on the "differentiate from wal-mart via service since we can't beat them on price" angle.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

When I lived in upstate New York Wegmans was like that too, so I guess it's probably just a feature of the "good" (as in, the ones that seem to brand themselves as that) grocery store chains.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The RAF got a Deutsche Bank official a while back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Herrhausen

And they got away with it!

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Karach posted:

has a billionaire ever been murdered?

Yes, a married couple, and the murderer hasn't been caught.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

The Nastier Nate posted:

so the lesson is if your gonna steal things at the self checkout by not paying for them, make sure that 1) dont get to greedy 2) don't take anything to obvious

small things that you can palm in your hand as you scan something physically larger in the same hand works, I saw that in a movie once.

Milo and POTUS posted:

You used to be able to go in late and have no trouble but I haven't seen a 24 hour walmart in forever. Even some of the one's in the atlanta metro close at some point

In the mid-aughts I used to shop at ours after midnight every week. The only problems I ever had was navigating around pallets being unloaded, and that one time I saw a dude running away from the entrance with what was obviously a rifle or shotgun in his pants leg. But it was business as usual inside, so not really a problem.

jetz0r posted:

lmao, don't stop for the receipt checker at walmart. just be like "no thanks" and keep going.

A couple managed to walk out with several TVs using this method no less than three times at a local Walmart. For some reason they were shocked that some dude manning the Garden Center doors didn't physically stop them as they just pushed right out. I'd like to believe they're still doing this every week.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

there's more murdered billionaires than I thought! :unsmith:

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005
ive only experienced this inside gas stations but sometimes the offsite security monitor will 'check in' over the store intercom. the cashiers say everything is ok without looking up and the disembodied voice says thank you monitoring will continue. makes me feel safe and secure af. i just wish bandwidth was cheap enough that 4 people on the indian subcontinent were watching over me instead of 1 redditor.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Shame Boy posted:

Where are you shopping that they don't have a person to put the stuff in your basket for you

Australia.

The staffed checkouts have one person and not enough space. They used to bag your stuff for you (badly), but bags cost extra now so they don't do that any more.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Kicked Throat posted:

ive only experienced this inside gas stations but sometimes the offsite security monitor will 'check in' over the store intercom. the cashiers say everything is ok without looking up and the disembodied voice says thank you monitoring will continue. makes me feel safe and secure af. i just wish bandwidth was cheap enough that 4 people on the indian subcontinent were watching over me instead of 1 redditor.

Lmao I've never had that happen and as an edgy teen I used to spend a heck of a lot of time loitering at gas stations. Sounds like something some petty small business lord had installed at the franchised locations he owned or something just to spite employees who had the fuckin' gall to eat the hot dogs that were about to expire instead of throwing them away.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Though thinking about it, at the circle-K my friend worked at in highschool he'd be like "no you can't just take all the free sodas and hot dogs and nachos you want here in the store" and then walk me over about 10 feet and go "but over here, where the camera the owner installed can't see, sodas and hot dogs and nachos frequently wind up getting written off as damaged / lost stock and there's absolutely nothing I care to do about that, drat shame really"

God that was a good fuckin' summer.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Shame Boy posted:

Lmao I've never had that happen and as an edgy teen I used to spend a heck of a lot of time loitering at gas stations.
I mean, the technology didn't exist back then (read: it was more expensive than paying a minimum wage dork)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I mean, the technology didn't exist back then (read: it was more expensive than paying a minimum wage dork)

Hey this was only (checks date) dear god 13 years ago, that can't be right :ohdear:

Circle-K friend mentioned that the fuckin' store owner did watch that camera he had installed and would randomly call and whine to him about something he saw on the camera (friend was the manager). Though that was definitely something store owner just did for fun, presumably while jacking off, so yeah.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The adult store I worked at in Nashville in 2007 had cameras being watched by some creep in Ohio. The tech definitely existed then, and I would occasionally get calls about poo poo that was out of place or why was I sitting around on my rear end or whatever. Then again, in a business where the average markup was 1000%, I guess they could afford to watch me stock dildos from Ohio.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lossprevention/

There is an entire subreddit dedicated to loss prevention. Read some of the comments these dullards post.

my god

quote:

When I worked there, I cared. I wasn’t specifically AP (I was a pleb self checkout host lol) but I caught more people and stopped more theft in a week than all three of our AP associates did in a month put together 🤷🏽‍♂️why did I care? Well, it was fun lol and it was fun putting my observation skills to the test

quote:

I’ve apprehended people for $20 before. Usually I try to focus on higher dollar amounts, but if it’s a slow day or if I think it will be quick, I’ll make a stop for $20. Many retailers have a minimum theft limit of around $15-25 for what they will pursue.

quote:

Stand in her way. If she touches u then flop on the ground like LeBron and pretend to seize up. Then have your boy call it in as a robbery.

noted flopper, LeBron James. :rolleyes:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
anecdotally I agree that it was a lot easier to steal at self checkout after midnight but all the 24 hour stores around me have closed in the past 5 years with covid taking out the last two. now the latest any grocery/department store is open is 11 :(

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Rabbi Tupac
Jan 1, 2010

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

indigi posted:

noted flopper, LeBron James. :rolleyes:

These people are terrible but he do flop.

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