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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

DiomedesGodshill posted:

What timeline are we living on? I go between the Best Worst Timeline or the Worst Best Timeline.

it's just Stupidest Possible

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MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

DiomedesGodshill posted:

What timeline are we living on? I go between the Best Worst Timeline or the Worst Best Timeline.

This one:

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

MassTran posted:

This one:



Some days I feel like Chuck S. tbh

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Pontificating rear end posted:

nytimes or somebody will make an animated timeline of the shooting and it's going to be loving awful

look, cops have a lengthy transformation sequence, they needed to be at full power

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/EndonozMrs/status/1529986544844656648?s=20&t=s9ycFGpDrR9AcNWohJd2ng

MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

William Bear posted:

Some days I feel like Chuck S. tbh

Considering for my entire life we seem to go through weeks and months or even years of just stagnant bullshit until a day explodes with insanity that keeps spiraling until the media gets bored, yeah I understand

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Harveygod posted:

Each press conference the story gets worse.

I'm really interested in what the school officer was doing when the call came in. First, he had "engaged" with the guy outside, then he actually didn't, and now he wasn't there at all and had to rush over (and drove past the shooter like a loving Ernest movie).

Maybe he was watching the comedy classic "Herbie Goes Bananas"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So presidential

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1530358981188800512?s=20&t=WqgZyh4DsH98eFZd5HGA2w

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1530359708405616640?s=20&t=WqgZyh4DsH98eFZd5HGA2w

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/JeremyStahl/status/1529910050705223680

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Piggy Smalls posted:

Holy gently caress. Dude basically said they felt there was no more danger to the students in the room since they assumed they were all dead. Never answered the 911 calls from kids in the classroom who were alive

literally this except children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3g4Ua5e7k

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1530307396614103041?t=7AOleiarazHEv285qa_uHg&s=19

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Holy poo poo, this poo poo is soooooooo him.


A TV show based form of morality, if you prefer.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

It feels so odd watching someone talking about something so serious in an official capacity while wearing that hat.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how to say you are a war criminal without saying you are a war criminal

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my buddy was in the canadian forces and routinely brings up people he trained with who didnt come back from afghanistan.

gently caress these smiling through their teeth monsters.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Surely the point there is that she is a highly trained professional 18 year old not just some random member of the public.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this thread is so derailed but some idiot in that twitter post thinking being deployed in a war of aggression vs like school shootings is already so insane i dont know what to do

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
well you see, what if the kids had, in a moment of PTSD craze, overpowered the cops and taken vengeance? so you see the cops had to sit by, and one by one, listen to the kids screaming and crying for their lives, until they were all dead and then opened the door, or our brave men and women in blue would've been slaughtered by the trauma mad kindergartners

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hi teacher? can you please explain how being deployed in a war of aggression as an 18 year old with all the proper big guns, while under a constant structure, you might even say military like, with checks and balances and training and at least a purpose and goal, even if its totally fabricated by a deliberate mistranslation, is similar to someone just buying a gun from a shop?

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/EndonozMrs/status/1530417239257759745?t=_lfXDLi3c8T1vJi516rQpQ&s=19

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a lot of democrats died in iraq too, party lines are absurd when you are invading a country for the second time

the amount of disrespect blows my mind

what is the breaking point and where? i think a lot of it is false posturing. the capital raid was pretty wild though.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:53 on May 28, 2022

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
haha, just raise your kids in a more civilized country instead. They’d get a better education and probably wont be shot dead by some incel

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Apparently some random bystander just stopped a mass shooting in West Virginia a few hours ago by not waiting 50 minutes for the shooter to murder everyone first

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

hemale in pain posted:

Apparently some random bystander just stopped a mass shooting in West Virginia a few hours ago by not waiting 50 minutes for the shooter to murder everyone first

Guy had an AR 15 and was shooting into a crowd and a woman pulled her carry piece and dropped him immediately

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

B-Rock452 posted:

Guy had an AR 15 and was shooting into a crowd and a woman pulled her carry piece and dropped him immediately

Crisis solved, "goog gal with a gun" confirmed to work. Thank you for your attention.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



oof

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



thats a good avatar Yaldabaoth, who did you piss off outside the forums

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

MrQwerty posted:

thats a good avatar Yaldabaoth, who did you piss off outside the forums

The first time I got a Jorp avatar was after criticizing him in the Jorp thread. Now I'm assuming the same person pays to change it every time someone else changes it to something that isn't Jorp.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cant wait for these laws!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1530490352385331200?s=19


quote:

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Friday said he expects new laws to be enacted in response the shooting this week that killed 21 people at an elementary school.
“Do we expect any laws to come out of this devastating crime? The answer is yes. Absolutely yes,” Abbott said. When asked about calling a special session for the legislature in response to the shooting, he said “all options are on the table.”
Abbott seemed more resistant to measures targeting background checks on guns and new laws around buying rifles. “Anyone who suggests we should focus on background checks instead of mental health, I suggest to you it is mistaken,” Abbott said.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
Preview of new law:
All gun purchases must pass a rigorous test of the customers intent to use a weapon, if the customer is unable to pass the test, the sale is considered invalid

Do you intend to shoot a school? Y/N

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

OMFG FURRY posted:

Preview of new law:
All gun purchases must pass a rigorous test of the customers intent to use a weapon, if the customer is unable to pass the test, the sale is considered invalid

Do you intend to shoot a school? Y/N

When I came to the US, they asked me if I was going to do a terrorism or human trafficing.

I said no, I think if I were a bad guy I'd have to say yes and then they wouldn't let me in. Makes sense.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Good thing republicans and libertarians have a really good track record on making health care affordable and easy to access!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


mobby_6kl posted:

When I came to the US, they asked me if I was going to do a terrorism or human trafficing.

I said no, I think if I were a bad guy I'd have to say yes and then they wouldn't let me in. Makes sense.

thats just so they can also charge you with perjury and either make your sentence longer or have a fall-back that's easy to prove in case the terrorism/human trafficking trial falls through.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

mobby_6kl posted:

Crisis solved, "goog gal with a gun" confirmed to work. Thank you for your attention.

Single woman in your area looking to shoot you dead.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

I like how he frames the solution as a choice between background checks and mental health. The shooter had no criminal history and purchased his weapons and ammunition legally. Mentally unwell people are statistically much more likely to inflict violence upon themselves than others, and therapy is obviously useless if a potential shooter is never diagnosed. Neither choice would have done poo poo-all to prevent this shooting, but framing the discussion in terms of two options sure does help deflect attention away from actual solutions.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!
Those pigbastardfuckcnts waited until the shooter tuckered him self out.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
I wonder if any of those cops have gone in the school yet.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Single woman in your area looking to shoot you dead.

Where do I sign up for that? Do you have her number?

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Tumble posted:

I wonder if any of those cops have gone in the school yet.

Buildings full of ghosts are scary so I would assume they have not

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