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The Voice of Labor

a crotchety old man with a road atlas app always loaded on his phone hanging around downtown waiting for tourists to ask him for directions. when they do he makes small talk, asks where they are from. he then gives the tourists detailed directions on how to return to their home town, county, state or country.

since his wife died this is the only way he ever gets to talk to other people

# ? May 28, 2022 19:18

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:15

Dip Viscous

nut a specific music plays in my head whenever i see you but i can't search for it because it has no lyrics

i just thought you should know you have theme music

# ? May 29, 2022 08:44

Karate Bastard

of course; nut is conducting

# ? May 29, 2022 11:02

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Dip Viscous posted:

nut a specific music plays in my head whenever i see you but i can't search for it because it has no lyrics

i just thought you should know you have theme music

I think it's interesting that you do this. I'm going to see if I do anything similar.

# ? May 29, 2022 11:10

Karate Bastard

A face so repulsive it launched a thousand ships. Just loving sent them

# ? May 29, 2022 16:42

Karate Bastard

Like

*ugly*

# ? May 29, 2022 16:42

Karate Bastard

Yo Troyans, do you have some space inside them walls?

# ? May 29, 2022 16:45

Twenty Four

The face of the "Man on the Moon" so ugly that it inspired space flight just so they could launch a thousand rockets at it and blow up the moon.

Ancient Mycenaeans shooting arrows into the sky in futile, striving for more while wallowing in despair, desperately allying with the people of Troy, both groups completely forgetting about that Helen girl, igniting the pursuit of rocketry.

Everyone's just so tired of that guy looking down at us with that horrible sneering gaze, he must be stopped.

# ? May 29, 2022 17:20

Karate Bastard

Ok, ok, fine, says moon and turns the other way, and

*horror*

# ? May 29, 2022 17:33

biosterous

mooned by the moon

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he/him

# ? May 29, 2022 18:05

The Voice of Labor

tony millionaire plays the face of the moon

# ? May 30, 2022 02:08

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

my 6 year old wrote a joke last year.
who bites their toes the most?
toe Biden

# ? May 30, 2022 07:08

Karate Bastard

There is a nu metal song by Sparsanza about receiving unsolicited dick pics. It is called "penis frown".

# ? May 30, 2022 12:06

Manifisto

canyoneer posted:

my 6 year old wrote a joke last year.
who bites their toes the most?
toe Biden

your six year old has impeccable political instincts and has a long career in front of them as a writer for the capitol steps and/or president of the united states

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 30, 2022 13:31

Prof. Crocodile

Karate Bastard posted:

There is a nu metal song by Sparsanza about receiving unsolicited dick pics. It is called "penis frown".

mods pls DO NOT change my name to �penis frown� tia.

# ? May 30, 2022 14:06

Karate Bastard

Show me your Tool collection

# ? May 30, 2022 18:24

Karate Bastard

what the hell are you people doing to my dragula?????

# ? May 30, 2022 21:11

RavenousScoot

Ru Zombie's Dragula Race

edit: wait that was half way a real thing apparently

# ? May 30, 2022 21:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rob Zombie's Saturday Morning Dragula Cartoon Show

# ? May 31, 2022 06:54

Prof. Crocodile

the ice cube song 'it was a good day' but for white milennials

# ? May 31, 2022 13:40

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

the ice cube song 'it was a good day' but for white milennials

just waking up in the morning gotta thank musk
cause today i didn�t oversleep till it was dusk

grabbed my phone to crank the hog
no sock
cuz momma was out after breakfast for a jog

# ? May 31, 2022 14:07

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

So Sneaketh The Keith...

# ? May 31, 2022 18:10

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

There's a famous set of British poems encapsulating school life called "Please, Mrs. Butler". I don't know if Americans are familiar with it.

Anyway... "Please Mrs. Butlerian Jihad".

# ? Jun 1, 2022 20:03

Finger Prince

*turns on the news*
Man, if I was Zorro, I'd be loving pissed.

# ? Jun 1, 2022 23:45

The Voice of Labor

oh poo poo I'm on page 2 of my bookmarks. no wonder hitting refresh made it seem like all the good threads had new posts

# ? Jun 2, 2022 00:58

biosterous

Finger Prince posted:

*turns on the news*
Man, if I was Zorro, I'd be loving pissed.

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 2, 2022 01:17

Prof. Crocodile

Finger Prince posted:

*turns on the news*
Man, if I was Zorro, I'd be loving pissed.

# ? Jun 2, 2022 01:55

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Prof. Crocodile posted:

the ice cube song 'it was a good day' but for white milennials

didn't even have to use my segway

# ? Jun 2, 2022 02:16

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Madministration. It's like admin but it's madministration.

# ? Jun 3, 2022 19:35

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

Madministration. It's like admin but it's madministration.

This is what's called a "team building exercise" and yes, Janice, I'm aware that it's also called a human centipede

# ? Jun 3, 2022 19:52

Harold Fjord

google THIS posted:

This is what's called a "team building exercise" and yes, Janice, I'm aware that it's also called a human centipede

# ? Jun 3, 2022 20:28

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

This is what's called a "team building exercise" and yes, Janice, I'm aware that it's also called a human centipede

# ? Jun 3, 2022 20:30

The Voice of Labor

who let all this riffraff into my kid rock concert?

# ? Jun 4, 2022 02:48

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

If there was an island called the Isle of Sandwhich then people would make jokes like "I love sandwhiches".

# ? Jun 5, 2022 18:34

Karate Bastard

Inspirational slogans about mancubi.

There is no "team" in Mancubi.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jun 5, 2022

# ? Jun 5, 2022 19:10

Karate Bastard

Mancubi make the team work!

# ? Jun 5, 2022 19:11

Karate Bastard

I saw this and was inspired

Guillermus posted:

https://twitter.com/DanielWienerson/status/1533214490505818112?t=ejYtEcW-aGo24i9JI_3mQg&s=19

# ? Jun 5, 2022 19:12

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Forget planet Earth! It's time for planet Surf!

# ? Jun 6, 2022 13:29

dracula vladdy AF

a clickbait article called "21 times wardrobe malfunctions appeared in film", but every movie listed is clearly a porno and the author just genuinely doesn't seem to understand what pornography is, or possibly even what sex is

# ? Jun 6, 2022 22:46

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:15

Manifisto

dracula vladdy AF posted:

a clickbait article called "21 times wardrobe malfunctions appeared in film", but every movie listed is clearly a porno and the author just genuinely doesn't seem to understand what pornography is, or possibly even what sex is

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 6, 2022 23:24

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