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Stoatbringer posted:I once had to deal with code where the developer used the naming convention "A", "B", "C"..... "AA", "AB", "AC" etc for everything, variables and functions. In the order he created them, regardless of what they were for or did. And he didn't comment any of it.
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https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955 I think this might be my favorite tweet ever. It's between this and the thirsty mayo rear end no country for old men one
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https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976 I don't know if that's my actual favorite but I find myself quoting it a lot.
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If we're doing greatest hits again, then in no particular order: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/965428890830344193 https://twitter.com/dril/status/256431328592011266 https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1031342464966127616
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976
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Stoatbringer posted:I once had to deal with code where the developer used the naming convention "A", "B", "C"..... "AA", "AB", "AC" etc for everything, variables and functions. In the order he created them, regardless of what they were for or did. And he didn't comment any of it. This isn't far off from what code obfuscated by proguard looks like when you decompile it. I can't imagine having to read it and understand what it's doing without using some dynamic analysis tool like Frida.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976 See, I don't like this one because I sow a lot and I reap, or at least harvest, a lot, and sowing is hard work and harvesting is eating delicious things.
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This is one of my all-time favourites, though it worked better under the original character limit. https://twitter.com/ariscott/status/312674580022046720?s=20&t=rfJi-mCh_lqlFQbmqO4QaQ
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Mr. Lobe posted:They seemed unfazed, is that better? They seem submissive and breedable. edit: i take back this comment if it's a Sex thing
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Pilchenstein posted:If we're doing greatest hits again, then in no particular order: I always liked this variation. https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1110669211292979200?t=CCL7xoqwKqcU4XFiLPF1bQ&s=19
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Dross posted:My black cat is obsessed with the toilet, he demands that I leave the lid up when I flush so he can lean over and watch There are people who ever put the lid down?
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CommonShore posted:See, I don't like this one because I sow a lot and I reap, or at least harvest, a lot, and sowing is hard work and harvesting is eating delicious things. That's the joke. It's about someone who sows poorly and having a ball doing nothing, then when reaping has nothing and they're like "wtf where's all the poo poo I was supposed to have?" Alternately it's about someone who sows poorly or indiscriminately and reaps a damaged or even toxic harvest and is moribund about it.
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gleebster posted:There are people who ever put the lid down? Flushing with the lid up aerosolizes the toilet water and deposits a small but measurable sheen of its contents on basically everything in the bathroom.
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Dungeon Ecology posted:who put these holes in my belt?! I love the "___ With Will" sketches but this joke always threw me, I'm not sure I get it. Is his psycho father using the 'holes' as an excuse to whip his belt out and hit Will with it? Anyway, good idea to suss out if a friend had a lovely childhood/abusive parent before showing them this sketch. I swear, I have bad luck showing people comedy stuff.
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Kenning posted:Flushing with the lid up aerosolizes the toilet water and deposits a small but measurable sheen of its contents on basically everything in the bathroom. And?
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Mister Speaker posted:I love the "___ With Will" sketches but this joke always threw me, I'm not sure I get it. Is his psycho father using the 'holes' as an excuse to whip his belt out and hit Will with it? Is, uh is being hit with a belt not normal, because hmm
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/PenBercifield/status/1530466376204398592?t=nKrLrFPRG3lIkQoyST9_RQ&s=19 Too much flannel and nowhere near enough confederate flags, guns and MAGA hats
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CommonShore posted:See, I don't like this one because I sow a lot and I reap, or at least harvest, a lot, and sowing is hard work and harvesting is eating delicious things. you're getting delicious stuff because you reap what you sow
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People a century hence are going to think "face god and walk backward into Hell" is a fragment of a saga.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:People a century hence are going to think "face god and walk backward into Hell" is a fragment of a saga. LOL, people.
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If we're still posting personal faves this one is probably my top choice https://twitter.com/degg/status/389201652680368128 Also this series by dril https://twitter.com/dril/status/331216421013049344 https://twitter.com/dril/status/331220734250725376 https://twitter.com/dril/status/331223511962107904
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/wills_account/status/1530742819673227264?t=Rav-L7JNljZKHbfMXYWHaw&s=19 You have absolutely no idea where this is going to go. Do not even try guess.
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Inceltown posted:You have absolutely no idea where this is going to go. Do not even try guess. God drat it, I tried to guess.
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I know it's racist to refer to Asian things as 'inscrutable' but I'm having trouble thinking of a better word someone help me please
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:I know it's racist to refer to Asian things as 'inscrutable' but I'm having trouble thinking of a better word someone help me please You're not wrong tho. Like what the gently caress? I get the mobile ad in the middle, at least. That's the least hosed up part about that whole thing.
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