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Flypaper, but for bullets
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purge day obviously, that's the american way 
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May 29, 2022 01:40
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Make it so shooting a child deducts karma from your profile on Reddit
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May 29, 2022 01:44
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Teach kids to run away from the shooter.
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May 29, 2022 01:52
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Make kids wear color coded shirts with nominal point values written on them. Red shirts are worth 5 points, blue are worth 10, gold are 50. The trick is to not give out any gold shirts. The shooter will be too busy looking for a gold-shirted child and will simply ignore the lesser-valued kids.
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May 29, 2022 02:01
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A Very Special Episode of Sesame Street where Elmo and Abbie teach Cookie Monster that School Shooting is Bad because that's not how to fix Big Feelings.
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May 29, 2022 02:35
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free handouts of real dolls to all male students over the age of 13 should cut down the shootings by at least half and probably cheaper than giving all teachers in america their own guns and ammo
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May 29, 2022 02:37
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A special school only for school shooters so that when school shooters shoot up the school only school shooters are shot.
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May 29, 2022 02:39
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host all classes on custom CS:GO maps so when children get shot they just respawn
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May 29, 2022 09:08
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Add another random letter to the name of the place the shooting occurred, one per victim, until the area becomes unpronouncable and really inconvenient for everyone living there
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May 29, 2022 11:59
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Make kids wear color coded shirts with nominal point values written on them. Red shirts are worth 5 points, blue are worth 10, gold are 50. No because the shooter will lure all the low value kids into one room and mass shoot them for the Big Multiplier Combo, which is worth more than searching for one kid
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May 29, 2022 12:02
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Make it a crime to possess or sell any kind of firearm. A war on guns, if you will. What will we fight this war with? Terror, drugs, and poverty.
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May 29, 2022 12:05
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Abolish schools
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May 29, 2022 12:31
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induct all children as cops so people get really conflicted about them being shot
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May 29, 2022 13:42
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controlled counter mass shootings initiated by the police. This way you might reduce the number of mass shootings to only a hundred per year
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May 29, 2022 14:34
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Promote armed gangs in schools as a deterrent for any lone wolf shooters. Their rational self-interest will make them the greatest asset in the war on mass shootings.
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May 29, 2022 14:38
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Disguise police stations as schools.
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May 29, 2022 14:39
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It's 2022 and I find it unlikely that we truly lack the tech to deploy a fully functional ED-209 in every school.
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May 29, 2022 14:39
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make kindergarten start at 18 years old so at least when they get shot they'll have lived a little while longer first
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May 29, 2022 14:41
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Send guns to schools and keep all children in locked safes at home.
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May 29, 2022 14:44
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It's really a mental health problem so what we've got to do is round up all the looneys and give 'em the chair. Better than infringing on people's rights, anyway.
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May 29, 2022 14:44
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Give everyone guns and tell them to continuously fire them in all directions. People won't want to be told what to do. Which starts a movement of people in the right wanting to rise up against the man. Or just tell people it's woke to own and use a gun.
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May 29, 2022 15:04
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We all know that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Ban people and stop doing a literal genocide on the innocent guns.
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May 29, 2022 15:05
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More mass shootings to reduce the number of potential mass shooters.
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May 29, 2022 15:56
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replace all the food in school vending machines with guns and ammo. school shooter shows up? hope you brought $8 for an overpriced glock and some tic-tacs or something
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May 29, 2022 16:01
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Make all guns laser guns
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May 29, 2022 16:03
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Manifesto tax
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May 29, 2022 16:05
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Every school has everything metal replaced with alternatives, and is enclosed in an electromagnetic field to grab any guns that make it nearby
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May 29, 2022 17:07
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All children are inoculated with some kind of a bullet vaccine starting at a young age, causing them to develop long lasting resistance
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May 29, 2022 17:12
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Dress the children in deer costumes. Then when a shooter comes in he'll move on because it isn't deer season yet.
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May 29, 2022 17:14
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Teach children to cultivate their qi
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May 29, 2022 17:18
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In the event of a school shooter, emergency AR-15s will drop from the ceiling. Students and teachers will be instructed to fire their AR-15s before helping others fire.
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May 29, 2022 17:34
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Camo pants tax
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May 29, 2022 17:38
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Warn all of the students if they bully the weird kid he might shoot them
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May 29, 2022 18:01
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all social outcast students should be proactively entered into the american legal system
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May 29, 2022 18:02
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put the children and a teacher in the trailer of a semi; have the semis drive a random route all over their school district every day. Parents can be texted the location where their kids have been dropped off at the end of the day to pick them up. Can't shoot what you can't find, or get a clear aim at 
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May 29, 2022 19:55
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90s PSA style rap about not shooting people
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May 29, 2022 20:01
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ikanreed posted:90s PSA style rap about not shooting people "Be cool, don't shoot up a school"
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May 29, 2022 20:53
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Simply implement a blanket ban on turning 18, as it's clearly the most confusing period for young adults on legal weapon use within the confines of active military service and the civilian world.
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May 29, 2022 21:14
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Giant magnets everywhere so the bullets stick on the magnets Also stop people standing in front of the magnets
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