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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Mozi posted:

doesn't there need to be some sort of sauce to help all these cheap bland carbs slide down?

big huge bag of cans

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

kecske posted:

big huge bag of cans

hahaha

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Captain Hygiene posted:

I haven't tried honey on pizza, but I imagine it'd be fine since I like a little maple syrup with my breakfast meats. I want to hate pepsironi on principle, but I'd probably end up liking it fine.

Hot honey drizzled on pizza is a nice touch.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993



Auto translated. From Wikipedia:

quote:

Bolo de rolo is a typical Brazilian dessert, from Pernambuco state. The cake batter is made with flour, eggs, butter and sugar. This dough is wrapped with a layer of guava paste, giving the appearance of a swiss roll with much thinner layers.

E: bottom one I posted because I thought that was a savory pie on the bottom half but now I'm wondering if it's not jam. oh well. leaving it

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 27, 2022

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

kecske posted:

big huge bag of cans

:hmmyes:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

https://i.imgur.com/1QEcK9d.mp4


Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

AARD VARKMAN posted:


Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.


Still looks better than 99% of posts in this thread.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AARD VARKMAN posted:


https://i.imgur.com/1QEcK9d.mp4


Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.

Yeah, I think I'd go straight for that but I could not in good conscience call it a pizza

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
:wtc:
https://i.imgur.com/YFscQiI.mp4

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




AARD VARKMAN posted:


https://i.imgur.com/1QEcK9d.mp4


Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.

You're under arrest

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


CSI: Pizza Crimes Division

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
"They say the kids were doing 'Catupiry'. I don't know what that means but word on the street is it'll make you put whole shellfish and loose corn on a pizza. Rookie, you don't want to know the depths these bastards will sink."

*Rookie vomits*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:cop:"According to Freud, the only abnormal pizza is to have none at all"

:cop:"Let me tell you something about the mob. Back in their heyday, these oldtimers, they dealt in death and violence, because of one thing: pizza. Not sport. They were smart. You punks are idiots."

:cop: "No matter how you cut it, pizza sucks."
:v: "Frank, it's a killer."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Those small pastries look like creamed walnuts.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/DollyParton/status/1527310717132492807



wtf

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
I loving loved those things

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm glad Dolly is still around, I'm somewhat suspicious about that pizza though.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's a pizza mimic. What horrors hide underneath its deceivingly plain surface?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
"Salmon cheese sausage pizza"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

steinrokkan posted:

That's a pizza mimic. What horrors hide underneath its deceivingly plain surface?

Yeah, it doesn't look like her at all.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Soul Dentist posted:

That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"?

Catupiry apparently.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Soul Dentist posted:

That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"?

First you start with a lot salmon roe and salmon milk.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How have we never made a smilie combination of :barf:and:yikes:?

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

AARD VARKMAN posted:


https://i.imgur.com/1QEcK9d.mp4


Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.

This is like elote pancake

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Okay same people but this one at least conceptually follows the idea of a pizza

https://i.imgur.com/XpjCteE.mp4

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/klobstar/status/1530595432199503875?s=21&t=Goe1NuJGYrtDvGSuuCkNmg

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Soul Dentist posted:

DUCKFAT has had my heart since they opened *checks watch* holy poo poo almost twenty years ago

My sister lives in Portland, and her seven-year-old daughter is crazy about Duckfat. Which is good for me, because I get to go there whenever I drive up there.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
When they opened they had a dope "5 Dollar Milkshake" that was made with creme anglaise which, when you think about it, really is the worst pizza

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Y'all forgetting that milt exists

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So you just gizzed SMC, we're all very proud of you
:nallears:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/Proper_Tasty/status/1530927519825858561?s=20&t=83rTZEKhbDPSNeFGt8vmOg

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So Australia just discovered buttered tortilla technology? This arms race has worrying repercussions!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Not even premade pizza dough, just a fully rolled out premade pizza base

The intricate aiming of exactly how much involvement the target market wants to have with the cooking process, *squints, holds fingers apart at arm's length*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And let's face it, this is just a very poor attempt at a cookie, get yourself some buttery pastry dough! you can get it wherever you got the pizza base!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Hell, just use a roll of sugar cookie dough to make a giant cookie, coat it in butter and nonpareils, and bake that sucker off. Embrace the giant cookie

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Is grabbing a 150°c pizza crust out of the oven with your bare hands is a crucial part of the recipe?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
a nice variety of shrimp sizes and states of undress on this one

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Looks like a gnarly wave hit that pizza

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's the ocean bottom dredge special

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