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Mozi posted:doesn't there need to be some sort of sauce to help all these cheap bland carbs slide down? big huge bag of cans
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# ? May 24, 2022 20:14 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 13:42 |
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kecske posted:big huge bag of cans hahaha
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:18 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I haven't tried honey on pizza, but I imagine it'd be fine since I like a little maple syrup with my breakfast meats. I want to hate pepsironi on principle, but I'd probably end up liking it fine. Hot honey drizzled on pizza is a nice touch.
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:46 |
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Auto translated. From Wikipedia: quote:Bolo de rolo is a typical Brazilian dessert, from Pernambuco state. The cake batter is made with flour, eggs, butter and sugar. This dough is wrapped with a layer of guava paste, giving the appearance of a swiss roll with much thinner layers. E: bottom one I posted because I thought that was a savory pie on the bottom half but now I'm wondering if it's not jam. oh well. leaving it AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 27, 2022 |
# ? May 27, 2022 22:46 |
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kecske posted:big huge bag of cans
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# ? May 27, 2022 22:48 |
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https://i.imgur.com/1QEcK9d.mp4 Of all the things I have seen self-labeled as pizza, this might be the one that stretches my disbelief too far.
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# ? May 28, 2022 02:43 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
Still looks better than 99% of posts in this thread.
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# ? May 28, 2022 02:46 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
Yeah, I think I'd go straight for that but I could not in good conscience call it a pizza
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# ? May 28, 2022 02:47 |
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https://i.imgur.com/YFscQiI.mp4
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# ? May 28, 2022 02:52 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
You're under arrest
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# ? May 28, 2022 03:02 |
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CSI: Pizza Crimes Division
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# ? May 28, 2022 04:33 |
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"They say the kids were doing 'Catupiry'. I don't know what that means but word on the street is it'll make you put whole shellfish and loose corn on a pizza. Rookie, you don't want to know the depths these bastards will sink." *Rookie vomits*
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# ? May 28, 2022 04:45 |
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"According to Freud, the only abnormal pizza is to have none at all" "Let me tell you something about the mob. Back in their heyday, these oldtimers, they dealt in death and violence, because of one thing: pizza. Not sport. They were smart. You punks are idiots." "No matter how you cut it, pizza sucks." "Frank, it's a killer."
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# ? May 28, 2022 05:02 |
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Those small pastries look like creamed walnuts.
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# ? May 28, 2022 07:22 |
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https://twitter.com/DollyParton/status/1527310717132492807 wtf
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# ? May 28, 2022 12:26 |
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I loving loved those things
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# ? May 28, 2022 12:37 |
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I'm glad Dolly is still around, I'm somewhat suspicious about that pizza though.
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# ? May 28, 2022 12:45 |
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That's a pizza mimic. What horrors hide underneath its deceivingly plain surface?
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:03 |
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"Salmon cheese sausage pizza"
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# ? May 28, 2022 13:11 |
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That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"?
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:24 |
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steinrokkan posted:That's a pizza mimic. What horrors hide underneath its deceivingly plain surface? Yeah, it doesn't look like her at all.
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:43 |
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Soul Dentist posted:That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"? Catupiry apparently.
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# ? May 28, 2022 14:54 |
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Soul Dentist posted:That description desperately needs commas. What is "salmon cheese"? First you start with a lot salmon roe and salmon milk.
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# ? May 28, 2022 15:46 |
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How have we never made a smilie combination of and?
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# ? May 28, 2022 15:55 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
This is like elote pancake
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# ? May 28, 2022 17:50 |
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Okay same people but this one at least conceptually follows the idea of a pizza https://i.imgur.com/XpjCteE.mp4
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# ? May 28, 2022 23:11 |
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https://twitter.com/klobstar/status/1530595432199503875?s=21&t=Goe1NuJGYrtDvGSuuCkNmg
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# ? May 29, 2022 00:05 |
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Soul Dentist posted:DUCKFAT has had my heart since they opened *checks watch* holy poo poo almost twenty years ago My sister lives in Portland, and her seven-year-old daughter is crazy about Duckfat. Which is good for me, because I get to go there whenever I drive up there.
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# ? May 29, 2022 01:06 |
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When they opened they had a dope "5 Dollar Milkshake" that was made with creme anglaise which, when you think about it, really is the worst pizza
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# ? May 29, 2022 01:12 |
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Y'all forgetting that milt exists
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# ? May 29, 2022 01:58 |
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So you just gizzed SMC, we're all very proud of you
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# ? May 29, 2022 04:50 |
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https://twitter.com/Proper_Tasty/status/1530927519825858561?s=20&t=83rTZEKhbDPSNeFGt8vmOg
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# ? May 29, 2022 16:26 |
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So Australia just discovered buttered tortilla technology? This arms race has worrying repercussions!
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# ? May 29, 2022 16:44 |
Not even premade pizza dough, just a fully rolled out premade pizza base The intricate aiming of exactly how much involvement the target market wants to have with the cooking process, *squints, holds fingers apart at arm's length*
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# ? May 29, 2022 17:50 |
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And let's face it, this is just a very poor attempt at a cookie, get yourself some buttery pastry dough! you can get it wherever you got the pizza base!
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# ? May 29, 2022 17:56 |
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Hell, just use a roll of sugar cookie dough to make a giant cookie, coat it in butter and nonpareils, and bake that sucker off. Embrace the giant cookie
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# ? May 29, 2022 18:09 |
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Is grabbing a 150°c pizza crust out of the oven with your bare hands is a crucial part of the recipe?
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# ? May 29, 2022 18:09 |
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a nice variety of shrimp sizes and states of undress on this one
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# ? May 29, 2022 23:04 |
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Looks like a gnarly wave hit that pizza
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# ? May 30, 2022 00:10 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 13:42 |
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It's the ocean bottom dredge special
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