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when you buy a gun the salesperson has to ask you over and over "are you actively planning to shoot people with this gun"
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everyone gets a gun arm whether they like it or not
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May 29, 2022 22:25
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ikanreed posted:90s PSA style rap about not shooting people Hey kids, Here's how you handle your biz! Now listen up close and I'll tell you how it is: You feel you're on trial and it's been a while So you think that maybe you should go out in style! But DON'T! DON'T! Pull that gun! GUN! You'll be a school shootin' square and that ain't no fun! Don't be a GAT BRAT! (Don't be a Gat Brat!) You ain't being a cool cat! (Ain't being a cool cat!) Take your nasty feelings and throw them to the mat! (Down on the mat!) AR15? Lame, know what I mean? Grabbing a glock? You're in for a shock! Pump action Benelli? Yo, that's real smelly! The real winner here is learning and being friendly! So DON'T! DON'T! BE A GAT BRAT! [repeat until fade]
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May 29, 2022 22:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:All children are inoculated with some kind of a bullet vaccine starting at a young age, causing them to develop long lasting resistance Shoot your child with bbs until they're resistant and keep on moving up until they shrug off artillery.
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May 29, 2022 23:02
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Who What Now posted:Teach children to cultivate their qi *Puts a bunch of bananas a room and watches everyone freeze to death*
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May 29, 2022 23:04
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A beer summit?
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May 29, 2022 23:09
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glue traps. yeah they’re inhumane but…
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May 29, 2022 23:33
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There's lots of other countries with high rates of firearm ownership and super low rates of gun violence and usually when it happens it's because of too much exposure to the American mindset. So can we ban Americans?
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May 29, 2022 23:36
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All police officers must microdose PCP throughout their shifts so they aren't afraid of shooters they outnumber 10-1.
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May 30, 2022 00:41
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Everyone must megadose on acid like once a year. I’m talking 2+, 3+ mg. How can you be violent against your fellow man, when really we’re all just braincells in a gestalt consciousness?
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May 30, 2022 00:44
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Pardon Charles Taylor and have him train all children as Child Soldiers
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May 30, 2022 01:03
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Mandatory viewing of kony 2012's recruitment video to all students
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May 30, 2022 01:10
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Make sure for every bad guy with a gun, you have at least 1 good guy with a gun
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May 30, 2022 01:16
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More sock hops and square dancing. That'll do it.
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May 30, 2022 01:17
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Uninstall the Killable Children mod.
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May 30, 2022 01:21
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"If you shoot children at this school, you're a DICK!" spraypainted in large letters in the front
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May 30, 2022 01:24
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Invent holodecks. If you want to go on a child murder spree, no problem, you can do it, and with no harm done!
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May 30, 2022 01:25
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MAKE EVERY BULLET COST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS "I'mma put some bullets on layaway".
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May 30, 2022 01:46
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Make all bullets out of candy so that kids can enjoy and so can the shooters! #everyonewins
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May 30, 2022 04:12
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Make it so every time you shoot a gun you poop your pants...gross!
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May 30, 2022 05:07
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Make it so every time you shoot a gun you FART real loud...gross!
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May 30, 2022 05:08
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Make it so every time you buy a gun all proceeds go to the anti-gun lobby...gross!
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May 30, 2022 05:09
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Add a second gun barrel to every gun, pointing at the trigger man Are you sure you want to shoot up a school? Now you have to shoot yourself too 
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May 30, 2022 05:42
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have parents get into school shootings so the kids will think it's lame as gently caress demolish all schools. can't shoot em now. freeze time. give everyone removable hands and confiscate them. you get them back when you graduate. put all students inside bulletproof glass cubes.
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May 30, 2022 05:48
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Free pizza buffet for anymore planning a mass shooting. Shooter gets a full tummy ache they has to nap instead of massacre
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May 30, 2022 17:03
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Ban violent videogames
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May 30, 2022 17:07
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Not necessarily because they promote violence (they do) but so America's children would finally rip their butts off the couch and play outside, leading to better physical conditioning that in turn will let them outrun, and perhaps dodge, bullets.
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May 30, 2022 17:09
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Have sex with incels
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May 30, 2022 17:26
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dr.acula posted:Have sex with incels Possible solutions only please
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May 30, 2022 17:33
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Why don’t the incels just have sex with each other 
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May 30, 2022 17:34
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Identify and abort future incels before they're born or possibly even conceived
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May 30, 2022 17:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ban violent videogames Ban all video games
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May 30, 2022 17:36
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Why don’t the incels just have sex with each other 
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May 30, 2022 17:54
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Make every gun be painted in *pride colours so only True Leftists can hold them without having a rage seizure
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May 30, 2022 18:26
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Janitors in power armor
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May 30, 2022 18:38
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Fire all the teachers and hire that marine vet guy from copypasta to replace them
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May 30, 2022 18:44
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Build “bait” schools to keep the real ones safe. Shooter goes in, expects easy pickings, but what he doesn’t know is that the so-called “children” are actually highly trained, heavily armed little people who have been waiting for a day like today.
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May 30, 2022 19:14
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Because Pledging Allegiance to the Flag has not helped teach school shooters Right from Wrong, all students will have to Pledge Allegiance to the Police.
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May 30, 2022 19:22
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SatansOnion posted:put the children and a teacher in the trailer of a semi; have the semis drive a random route all over their school district every day. Parents can be texted the location where their kids have been dropped off at the end of the day to pick them up. Can't shoot what you can't find, or get a clear aim at Nigmaetcetera posted:Build “bait” schools to keep the real ones safe. Shooter goes in, expects easy pickings, but what he doesn’t know is that the so-called “children” are actually highly trained, heavily armed little people who have been waiting for a day like today. These ideas can be combined for a remake of The Dark Knight Rises!
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ikanreed posted:Possible solutions only please Rape incels
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