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Thanks Ants posted:They pitted Leclerc twice - once really late to put him on inters at which point Red Bull had made the undercut work and put Perez in the lead. Then they had to pit him again five minutes later when it became obvious slicks were the way to go. Sainz stayed out on full wets and went straight to slicks. It was very funny when Sainz's engineer tried to put him on inters and he had to explain that they'd left it to late and they needed to put him straight onto slicks. Ferrari drivers have to be better strategists than their own team to have any hope. e: it is amazing that they have two of the best drivers, probably the best car, but keep loving up because no one at ferrari has apparently watched an F1 race and understood how tyres work.
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:16 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:It was very funny when Sainz's engineer tried to put him on inters and he had to explain that they'd left it to late and they needed to put him straight onto slicks. Ferrari drivers have to be better strategists than their own team to have any hope. Its called Italian Passion 🤌
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:19 |
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Deltasquid posted:Didn't have time to watch the race. For sure thought Charles had this one in the bag, barring a DNF. how the gently caress did he drop to 4th place while Sainz stayed 2nd? Pit stop chicanery, I am sure, but *how* ?
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:20 |
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Ferrari are dumber than Martin Brundle
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:46 |
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lol scudiarrhea ferrari
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# ? May 29, 2022 23:02 |
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Dirk Pitt posted:The fix is in against Perez
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# ? May 29, 2022 23:03 |
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If Red Bull has to win then at least it was Checo, but god drat, Ferrari. How the hell do you turn a 1-2 into a 2-4 with the guy on pole in fourth? Other than apparently planning your race strategy using a ZX Spectrum F1 management game from 1983.
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Payndz posted:If Red Bull has to win then at least it was Checo, but god drat, Ferrari. How the hell do you turn a 1-2 into a 2-4 with the guy on pole in fourth? Other than apparently planning your race strategy using a ZX Spectrum F1 management game from 1983. The only reason it wasn't worse is that Sainz refused to let the pit clowns screw him over and made his own call.
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# ? May 29, 2022 23:17 |
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Does he have an onlyfans?
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# ? May 29, 2022 23:27 |
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Deltasquid posted:Didn't have time to watch the race. For sure thought Charles had this one in the bag, barring a DNF. how the gently caress did he drop to 4th place while Sainz stayed 2nd? Pit stop chicanery, I am sure, but *how* ? Not so much pit stop chicanery as it was pit stop buffoonery.
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# ? May 30, 2022 00:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGJhAyoF9-I
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# ? May 30, 2022 00:15 |
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Loling at Nando causing a colossal train and dragging his rear end to a 40 second deficit on Lando. Hamilton's radio really didn't want to tell him just how hosed the grid was at that point.
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# ? May 30, 2022 00:36 |
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Payndz posted:If Red Bull has to win then at least it was Checo, but god drat, Ferrari. How the hell do you turn a 1-2 into a 2-4 with the guy on pole in fourth? Other than apparently planning your race strategy using a ZX Spectrum F1 management game from 1983. The 2nd revision of the ZX Spectrum Next is due sometime halfway through 2023 now, thanks to covid and XILINX, so they had to work with what they had
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Arc Hammer posted:Loling at Nando causing a colossal train and dragging his rear end to a 40 second deficit on Lando. Hamilton's radio really didn't want to tell him just how hosed the grid was at that point. Nando back looked like a W Series race
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# ? May 30, 2022 02:25 |
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Remember that time Latifi drove straight into the barrier
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:00 |
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On the formation lap.
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:01 |
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Remember that time Lance Stroll drove straight into the barrier
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:02 |
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spaceblancmange posted:lol scudiarrhea ferrari New thread title. This Lando fellow deserves a better car than that papaya turd. Smart racer, doesn’t need engineer whispering everything in his ear.
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dAjcdkg1dY Bit late with this, unless it was already posted.
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:25 |
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marshalljim posted:I agree. And when they inevitably go completely to poo poo and hand the championship to Max, I will enjoy screaming "I KNEW IT". I looked up was essere means in Italian and I think I finally get what it means to be a Ferrari fan. And they somehow are in on it. #essereFerrari
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:48 |
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Checo rulez also bring back the drat PLC so I at least have good odds of seeing the action happen even if it’s on a smaller box to the side
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Custard Undies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dAjcdkg1dY this is phenomenal work
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spaceblancmange posted:lol scudiarrhea ferrari Failrari* Custard Undies posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dAjcdkg1dY Just make the whole next season of Drive to Survive this guy recapping every race. Dictator. fucked around with this message at 07:53 on May 30, 2022 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Ferrari are dumber than Martin Brundle lets not say things we regret by the next grid-walk... he is one dumb motherfucker
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# ? May 30, 2022 08:05 |
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I had the worst food poisoning of my life today. Shittin and puking all over the place. Where do I submit my resume to be the new strategy guy for Ferrari?
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# ? May 30, 2022 08:11 |
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Peak Ferrari strategy. They Ferrari’s themselves out of a win.
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# ? May 30, 2022 08:18 |
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it's funny that the team has hosed shartlechair directly out of winning at his home Grand Prix two times in a row now lol
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# ? May 30, 2022 08:34 |
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FAUXTON posted:it's funny that the team has hosed shartlechair directly out of winning at his home Grand Prix two times in a row now lol I thought last year was peak ferrari "Oh, you mean we should have checked the gear box that just received a massive side-ways hit. We thought we just needed to check the tires" but this year is loving fantastic...
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# ? May 30, 2022 09:04 |
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Russian Bear posted:New thread title. Excuse me, McLaren own
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# ? May 30, 2022 09:22 |
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I want to drive for a race winning Formula 1 team
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# ? May 30, 2022 09:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDpPJC5mIg
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# ? May 30, 2022 10:05 |
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Just caught up with the thread after yesterdays awesome Monaco race and there has been some quality posting let me say. Hey guys, more like LeCrap if you know what I mean fellas
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Just caught up with the thread after yesterdays awesome Monaco race and there has been some quality posting let me say. To be fair, this was 100% Ferarri and 0% Charles
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:40 |
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My statement still stands
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:41 |
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LochNessMonster posted:To be fair, this was 100% Ferarri and 0% Charles Yeah it's funny because Charles did nothing wrong all race.
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:45 |
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I wonder if Sharl will start making more of his own tire calls now like Sainz does.
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# ? May 30, 2022 12:58 |
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marshalljim posted:I wonder if Sharl will start making more of his own tire calls now like Sainz does. He's got nothing to lose
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# ? May 30, 2022 13:07 |
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I had a brief moment of "Sainz you idiot what are you doing, the team can see more than you, why are you making tyre calls" but then I quickly remembered that he drives for Ferrari and listening to your team only applies to non-Ferrari drivers.
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Mercedes: we are the kings of loving up strategies Ferrari: hold my beer
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