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Mr. Prokosch posted:Yeah, he's saying the true hero is the Traditional Mother who is Protecting the Children. "I am Iron Pill", one might say.
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# ? May 29, 2022 17:30 |
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He also let us not forget never ever draws a woman of different body shape, Traditional Mother better not let any weight go to her thighs if she knows what's good for her.
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# ? May 29, 2022 17:33 |
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By popular demand posted:He also let us not forget never ever draws a woman of different body shape, Traditional Mother better not let any weight go to her thighs if she knows what's good for her. What? He has such varied cast, like the kindly old grandma, and all of the preschool girls who represent what he thinks women think.
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# ? May 29, 2022 18:03 |
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Reading that twitlonger about Sinfest and seeing the whole thing compressed like that is something else. The sexbots went from poor and exploited sexworkers that need to be saved to "well they're woke now so gently caress them"
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# ? May 29, 2022 18:27 |
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By popular demand posted:He also let us not forget never ever draws a woman of different body shape, Traditional Mother better not let any weight go to her thighs if she knows what's good for her. god help her if she ever gets a piercing or a slightly unconventional haircut
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# ? May 29, 2022 19:01 |
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https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1530695981578309634 And with bonus horny twitter: https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1530959324742397952
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# ? May 29, 2022 20:00 |
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This might actually be the only cartoon to depict sensible letter choices in a game of wordle! He starts with the most common letters (k being a bit of an outlier, mind), then mixes up the position of the yellows while also guessing new letters and not repeating duds. Not exactly the choices I'd go for but still commendable.
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# ? May 29, 2022 20:54 |
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quote:JELLYFISH HAVE MORE OF A BACKBONE THAN BIDEN CIA mind control
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# ? May 29, 2022 21:36 |
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Raised By Birds posted:CIA mind control MKUltra coming back in a big way. Also, it can't be the CIA since mass shooters actually accomplish something
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# ? May 29, 2022 21:39 |
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Fister Roboto posted:https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1530695981578309634 I mean it's not like horny Twitter is wrong. Also, that's a very on point cartoon. No one does grotesque caricatures like Eli.
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# ? May 29, 2022 21:40 |
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His biden really scares me, like a cenobite with nothing but thousands of tiny slits like gills for eyes
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# ? May 29, 2022 21:53 |
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“Hrrrrnnggh parents, I'm trying to sneak inside but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my rear end cheeks keeps alerting the shooter”
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:08 |
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Lol Garrison Biden doesn't stand up to the gun lobby either
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:11 |
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That's a fantastic Biden. Holy poo poo, it's so good.
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:18 |
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Brawnfire posted:His biden really scares me, like a cenobite with nothing but thousands of tiny slits like gills for eyes
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# ? May 29, 2022 22:22 |
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Rowe: After their election defeat the Liberals are almost certainly going to go with Peter Dutton as leader, with Sussan Ley as deputy and Angus Taylor as shadow treasurer (and presumably hope everyone forgets what they did over the last decade). The Nationals are having a leadership contest between Barnaby Joyce, David Littleproud and Darren Chester as they argue over whether Barnaby saved all their seats or cost the Liberals a whole bunch of theirs. Lethbridge: Everyone is waiting to see what tone Peter Dutton attempts to take as Liberal leader before inevitably returning to the form he's always had. Herbert: Knight 1: Darren Chester challenging Baa-naby. Knight 2: Warren Brown: Broelman:
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# ? May 30, 2022 00:07 |
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Steve Breen Matt Davies John Deering Al Goodwyn Joe Heller Clay Jones Steve Kelley Kevin Necessary Jack Ohman Henry Payne Michael Ramirez Jeff Stahler Tom Sitglich
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:43 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Steve Breen I can't tell if I should be offended by this.
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:45 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Michael Ramirez drat Ramirez, if only something happened in the intervening years... https://twitter.com/harikunzru/status/1530327437464281089?s=20&t=Qwdj9AvcyTbgHu2sQ12Z7A
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# ? May 30, 2022 03:53 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Tom Sitglich What's the point of this poo poo
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:08 |
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I used to love Values reading time Learned so many fuckin values from it
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:11 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Tom Sitglich I can only assume that this is about the shooting, so all I can say is Kellies nomination: Worst Cartoon About a Tragedy
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:19 |
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God they're still hung up on Hillary.
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:36 |
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ajkalan posted:What's the point of this poo poo dogwhistle for christian dominionism like that's all it is. when they say things like "children are being taught wokeness instead of values" and poo poo what they mean is "not being indoctrinated into white protestantism".
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# ? May 30, 2022 04:46 |
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Brawnfire posted:I used to love Values reading time 3, 4, even Pi. In my day they called it math[s] though.
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:21 |
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Murdstone posted:God they're still hung up on Hillary. I find it more confusing that they insist there was a hoax, when the evidence still doesn't lend itself to that reality.
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:31 |
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Why would you teach children anything, they're just gonna get shot
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# ? May 30, 2022 06:44 |
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By popular demand posted:He also let us not forget never ever draws a woman of different body shape, Traditional Mother better not let any weight go to her thighs if she knows what's good for her. Which is why my headcanon is that Traditional Mom and Mom of 2021 Who Probably Never Got a Name Either are the exact same person, because all that's missing is a hat. There was also some dude who looked exactly like Tex weeks back, to the point I did wonder if they were meant to be the same people. Edit: Raised By Birds posted:
Oh, look, it's the exact same loving cartoon he did last time. kartikeya fucked around with this message at 08:29 on May 30, 2022 |
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Rall: All-Purpose Post-Mass Shooting CartoonTed Rall posted:Very few news events are quite as scripted as the aftermath of a mass shooting. Politicians on both sides of the aisle send thoughts and prayers. Democrats call for gun control. Republicans say something should be done about mental illness. The media speaks in hushed tones. Piles of stuffed animals and flowers appear at the massacre site. It’s always the same. First Dog on the Moon: Congratulations to the Greens political party, they have finally done something useful! FINALLY! YEAH!
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# ? May 30, 2022 08:48 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:drat Ramirez, if only something happened in the intervening years... Quite the coincidence, it must be because of the values we teach our kids though. Just ignore that unrestricted access to guns also plays a part in shaping those values. Never blame guns for society's gun problems.
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# ? May 30, 2022 09:02 |
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Discendo Vox posted:I can't tell if I should be offended by this. I thought it was a school shooting thing, but I think it’s actually a Memorial Day thing? Either way, it's not very good.
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# ? May 30, 2022 11:55 |
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Unkempt posted:I thought it was a school shooting thing, but I think it’s actually a Memorial Day thing? Either way, it's not very good. just change the "memorial day" flag to say "2md amendment" and it can become about the second amendment. Write the word "kids" on all the grave sails for bonus too many label points.
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# ? May 30, 2022 13:09 |
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Raised By Birds posted:Michael Ramirez Ah yes, culture sure is the problem. I mean, the rise in racism and anti-Semitism in the US can certainly be linked to multiple shootings, even blatantly by the manifestos of the shoo- wait, what's that? You mean the culture of treating minorities as people and not like a pest to be exterminated? Of course you do
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# ? May 30, 2022 13:56 |
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Mordaedil posted:I find it more confusing that they insist there was a hoax, when the evidence still doesn't lend itself to that reality. You're confused by that? Why?
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# ? May 30, 2022 14:14 |
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Despera posted:Hillary two shoes? Get this poo poo out of here! Forget it, D. It's Tinatoon.
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# ? May 30, 2022 14:22 |
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kartikeya posted:Which is why my headcanon is that Traditional Mom and Mom of 2021 Who Probably Never Got a Name Either are the exact same person, because all that's missing is a hat. There was also some dude who looked exactly like Tex weeks back, to the point I did wonder if they were meant to be the same people. Finally, a crisis actor theory I can believe in.
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# ? May 30, 2022 14:42 |
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Today's Prickly City is a rerun.
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# ? May 30, 2022 15:40 |
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It's an...oddly specific name to use, so... The only Eugene Gawlak who seemed to match fom a cursory googling died in 1945 in belgium (which would match the army part), but he wasn't born in, nor died in, June. There's no one by that name buried in any military cemeteries overseen by the NCA. https://www.geni.com/people/Eugene-Gawlak/6000000176357983950
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: All-Purpose Post-Mass Shooting Cartoon A good Rall, but poorly executed of course. If I were a political cartoonist I'd just draw a bunch of gunshot kids and a little tally on the top, then add to the tally every shooting. Easy, poignant, and I get to take an extra day off every week because what the gently caress.
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