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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Weaponized Cum posted:

You can drink in hotels and it's swarming with escorts

I thought they had more discerning taste in cars over there

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
good lad andy just getting dem bare necessities

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

Forgive my ignorance, but why would you have a stag do in Dubai?

Aren't they insanely strict in regards to alcohol, and nudity/unmarried women being allowed out of the house?

Thus markedly cutting down your chances of a boozy stripper filled fun time?

I have thought about this before. I think it's because if you have enough money you can pretty much do what you want but there won't be many paparazzi's (or you can easily avoid them).

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


brocked posted:

Need the uncropped version so we can name his teammate

Charlie Adam serving up unmissable opportunities and Big Andy smashing them home

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Vegetable posted:

How much damage do those flares do? Are they the equivalent of some sparklers or can they do real damage if you get hit by one?

They are heavy and there is an active flame at the top of them. Imagine a half full can of beer that's on fire.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

when do we get the FIFA 2022 update with TW projectile mechanics

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Can't be Andy, this lady doesn't have a broken nose from his obvious failed attempt to score.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jamiejackson___/status/1532024822263386119?s=21&t=JaAgZKuLZa3l2kHEFWVG8g

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-61659681

quote:

Manchester City footballer Benjamin Mendy charged with another rape

Good lord

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
More rapes than goals

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Chas McGill posted:

More rapes than goals

It appears they are his goals

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
In happier news, I was reminiscing the other day about the Samir Nasri / 'pep is bald' incident, and I think it was one of my favourite feral footballing moments and should not be forgotten.

What are your favourite historical footballing scandals?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


at a certain point you can’t commit that many rapes without official support

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jel Shaker posted:

at a certain point you can’t commit that many rapes without official support
You mean in the "Somebody higher up had to have known" sense? Or the "Somebody higher up was supplying him with his victims" sense?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The Perfect Element posted:

In happier news, I was reminiscing the other day about the Samir Nasri / 'pep is bald' incident, and I think it was one of my favourite feral footballing moments and should not be forgotten.

What are your favourite historical footballing scandals?

Kolo Toure pretending to be a used car salesman named Francois to get some tail

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Drip doctors is probably the greatest football scandal. The ridiculous nature of the Drip Doctors. The fact we all found out about it as Nasir’s gf was blowing up his Twitter in real time. The multi year ban that followed :discourse:

Also up there is Arry getting pinched for laundering money in an offshore account owned by his dog and getting away with it by claiming he was illiterate.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

big sam's pint of wine

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Another all time great is when the Leicester players went on a tour of Thailand and hired Thai hookers and filmed themselves getting rimjobs as they hurled racist abuse at the prostitutes.

Other honorable mentions:

Ryan Giggs having an affair with his brother’s wife.

Wagatha Christie.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

paul scholes sucking his daughters toes

kyle walkers dog going down on his gf

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Piqué cheated on Shakira? Nothing is sacred.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Bogan Krkic posted:

paul scholes sucking his daughters toes

What the gently caress?

Bogan Krkic posted:

kyle walkers dog going down on his gf

What the gently caress?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Weaponized Cum posted:

Piqué cheated on Shakira? Nothing is sacred.

TheRat posted:

What the gently caress?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

blue footed boobie posted:

Another all time great is when the Leicester players went on a tour of Thailand and hired Thai hookers and filmed themselves getting rimjobs as they hurled racist abuse at the prostitutes.

One of whom was the manager's son, leading to him being fired and bringing in Ranieri to win the league the following season

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

This is not the first time I've made this statement, but the high-water mark is and remains Malky Mackay getting fired from Cardiff and having to go on a course for sending a bunch of racist text messages and then Dave Whelan holding a press conference to announce him as Wigan manager saying that he'd learned his lesson, and also claiming that all he said was that Jews love money, which is true, so there

And then Dave Whelan having to go on a course

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Still think of 'a gay snake' and 'have a bounce on her falsies' from time to time

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Fat Ronaldo at the airport ahead of World Cup '02 and he sees some Asians who want to take a picture with him so the first thing he can think of to do is make the slanty eyes gesture at them.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

Fat Ronaldo at the airport ahead of World Cup '02 and he sees some Asians who want to take a picture with him so the first thing he can think of to do is make the slanty eyes gesture at them.

Gets me everytime

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

sticksy posted:

Gets me everytime


Almost as good as the entire loving Spanish men's basketball NT doing it for a picture at the Beijing Olympics and then not understanding what the big kerfuffle was all about.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Wayne Hennessy being desperate to learn about the Nazis

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

Crazy Ted posted:

Almost as good as the entire loving Spanish men's basketball NT doing it for a picture at the Beijing Olympics and then not understanding what the big kerfuffle was all about.

Another honorable mention was the female Juventus player who did it and is now Eric Cantonese's av.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

qsvui posted:

Another honorable mention was the female Juventus player who did it and is now Eric Cantonese's av.

If I remember, the Juventus official account tweeted that.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Blasmeister posted:

Wayne Hennessy being desperate to learn about the Nazis

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace

My all time favorite url.

szary
Mar 12, 2014
When Adam Johnson's fiancée sent him a picture of his newborn daughter and he replied "she looks class" (while grooming a minor on the side)

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Was Johnson grooming a minor? I always thought he met the underage girl at a bar and had to ask her mum how old she was

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
He met her at some official club event iirc

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Jose posted:

He met her at some official club event iirc

The annual Sunderland A.F.C. nonce roulette night.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BelTel/status/1532686166234898434?t=al1qwIh-_Ng_-i_DYMK-qQ&s=19

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jun/07/england-fans-arrested-munich-nazi-salutes-hotel-room-damage

They were desperate to learn more about the Nazis in Germany, obviously

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014





People do say the best education you'll get is by travelling.

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Who better to learn from than German police?

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