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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Valko posted:

I wanted to leave this thread alone because it's so depressing but I stumbled across this;

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1530265738921000961

Please read the entire thread, the woman has an interesting story to tell about the police.

The gently caress was the dispatch so focused on a police dispatch for? "Hey, I think this person attempted suicide" is an ems call, why wasn't the dispatcher sending them the fire department or a private ambulance service? We're they so bumfuck nowhere there wasn't one?

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1530954400474071040

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


we're saved

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lol

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
He's not a legislator, all he can do is say "pretty please" and then not veto it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nocheez posted:

He's not a legislator, all he can do is say "pretty please" and then not veto it.

Yes but why doesn't he write an executive order outlawing guns forever?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART



lmao

ok i take it back usa is good

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



lol. and lmao.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


2 terms

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

this is peak presidential performance

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




:dogstare:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Quick buy guns now before Biden outlaws them

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Quick buy guns now before Biden outlaws them

Regardless of anything does eventually happen, or, like all the past shootings, nothing actually happens? This is 100% the economic reaction that's gonna happen. Demand always explodes, panic buying cause "dems" are gonna take their guns.
Lol.
It's probably the gun salesmen themselves stoking the flames to pad their wallets.
And it works.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

never thought i'd see the ~drowning high five~ meme in real life :suspense:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I find it incredibly hard to believe that “Mr. Trump” was shaken by anything that didn’t affect him directly.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lmao classic Trump.









Wait……WHAT!!!?? Lmao

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

The Bananana posted:

It's probably the gun salesmen themselves stoking the flames to pad their wallets.
And it works.
My friend, there's no probably about it. And I say this as a generally pro-gun person.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I find it incredibly hard to believe that “Mr. Trump” was shaken by anything that didn’t affect him directly.

No he gets weird hangups all the time. Like he kept advocating for intentional shark extinction and I don’t think he’s ever swam in his life

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

no one will ever sell more guns than barak obama

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes but why doesn't he write an executive order outlawing guns forever?

Shhhh shh shh shh. Let them have this pwn.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

The Bananana posted:

Demand always explodes, panic buying cause "dems" are gonna take their guns.
I'm willing to bet NRA donations go up also. Guess they don't have to worry about bankruptcy afterall.

loving awful system.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
I literally could not tell that was shot in 1997.

Edit: oh, 4k upgrade. Holy poo poo, AI algorithms are getting loving incredible.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I remember as a kid in the 70s being in awe of the government. I recall watching movies with the Air Force or Army or whatever and thinking how amazing. Now I know that was poo poo. It’s all a lie. Watching Carlin talk poo poo about the government is an amazing thing.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Pretty sure it was just shot on film so 4k shouldn't be a huge problem

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Nocheez posted:

He's not a legislator, all he can do is say "pretty please" and then not veto it.

hey what's a better way to energize your base and maybe pull in some people who don't vote normally because they don't think the Government does anything?

is it, do nothing. maybe you condescendingly explain how government "works" and that your hands are tied.

or, do you dare the Republicans and the Supreme Court to actively stop you doing something.

i mean jesus christ, did you just see the right go after teachers, trans, and gay people and suddenly that stopped and lost momentum? put them on the back foot. seize a moment like this to keep people engaged and rallied. holy poo poo

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

This legit made me start Joker laughing irl lmao

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Lawman 0 posted:

this is peak presidential performance

peak would be biden doing finger guns @ them

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Strange Poon posted:

hey what's a better way to energize your base and maybe pull in some people who don't vote normally because they don't think the Government does anything?

is it, do nothing. maybe you condescendingly explain how government "works" and that your hands are tied.

or, do you dare the Republicans and the Supreme Court to actively stop you doing something.

i mean jesus christ, did you just see the right go after teachers, trans, and gay people and suddenly that stopped and lost momentum? put them on the back foot. seize a moment like this to keep people engaged and rallied. holy poo poo

That moment? The moment when he's getting in a car and someone yells at him? That's when he was going to win the battle against gun violence?

Ok, bub. Lol

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Ginette Reno posted:

I've got a radical idea here. Hear me out. Cops are too scared to engage criminals. Let's just make stricter laws and demilitarize the police force. Then they don't have to engage scary shooter men any more, and there will be less scary shooter men because of laws.

This is not true. The police happily arrested the parents of the students. I don't know where you get your anti police rhetoric from.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Is that someone wearing a #45 rubber mask they bought at Spirit?

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The Bananana posted:

Is that someone wearing a #45 rubber mask they bought at Spirit?

this pic has always triggered serious uncanny valley vibes from me too.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I've been on these forums too drat long. When I seen that a thought came into my head. 'Donald Trump Ahegao'. I need a shower.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Bananana posted:

Is that someone wearing a #45 rubber mask they bought at Spirit?

No, that’s former US President, Donald J. Trump lmao

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler

Valko posted:

'Donald Trump Ahegao'
Someone already has that username.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
gently caress the police. Cowards cosplaying as strongbois. The lot of them.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/05/28/us/school-shooting-timeline-uvalde-texas.html

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://twitter.com/popeyetweetsk/status/1531290341697110017?s=21&t=SNmfWjYX92ZagPw3PXe2oA

lol

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