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C'mon Dash do some of that pilot poo poo. Blindfire at an AT-ST
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painedforever posted:I enjoy the endless trolling. Crow is always angry. CJacobs is enthusiastic (but easily misled). And Sally is the ringmaster. 2013 Crow: Welcome to Shadows of the Empire, I’m so excited to talk about Star Wars I hope we can all be friends  2022 Crow: Welcome to Shadows of the Empire, I’m so miserable about Star Wars gently caress all of you 
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May 31, 2022 06:14
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It's probably all those years of flying in the Strangereal Universe. Dash Rendar be praised.
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May 31, 2022 06:19
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painedforever posted:It's probably all those years of flying in the Strangereal Universe. No, I just hate Star Wars fans now. They ruined Star Wars for me.
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May 31, 2022 06:37
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painedforever posted:It's probably all those years of flying in the Strangereal Universe. Who would Dash be in Strangereal? I'm guessing PJ. (Real answer is Count, of course.)
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May 31, 2022 06:55
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There has to be a relation, I think. "Are you an angel?" "Go kiss an angel." Cheesy, angel-related lines. Star Wars and Ace Combat are from the same extended Universe. It all makes sense now!
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May 31, 2022 08:29
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Go dash with the angels mister!
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nine-gear crow posted:No, I just hate Star Wars fans now. They ruined Star Wars for me. At least you don't have a Star Wars-derived name.
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May 31, 2022 14:11
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holy gently caress how many frames per second even is this, it's not supposed to run this fast at 60 fps John Linneman's SotE video shows the PC version running on a 90s PC at 60 fps and it does not look like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznc8dhijTo&t=1153s (19:13 if the timestamp doesn't work) DMorbid fucked around with this message at 16:35 on May 31, 2022 |
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May 31, 2022 16:30
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Dash's crippling inferiority complex about Han continues as he now alters time and space to always "go faster" just like the kessel run, as you wisely chose not to discuss at the end of the video 
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DMorbid posted:holy gently caress how many frames per second even is this, it's not supposed to run this fast at 60 fps Also if you think the game is running like a methamphetamine junkie on fire now, wait till you see the Asteroid Field video...
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Clearly Han Solo managed the Kessel run because he's running an RTX 3080 he scalped from ebay and uncapped his framerate
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CJacobs posted:Clearly Han Solo managed the Kessel run because he's running an RTX 3080 he scalped from ebay and uncapped his framerate dash mines bitcoin, prove me wrong
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Psion posted:dash mines bitcoin, prove me wrong Dash doesn't know what bitcoin even is let alone how to mine it.
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nine-gear crow posted:Dash doesn't know what bitcoin even is let alone how to mine it. Dash mines bitcoin accidentally thanks to all of those.... websites........ he visits on the holo-internet
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nine-gear crow posted:Dash doesn't know what bitcoin even is let alone how to mine it. hmm....a good counteragument, but not knowing what bitcoin is hasn't stopped crypto fools from making bad decisions, so I dunno Dash not understanding things doesn't really rule out him doing them anyway, is what I'm getting at
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"Why does it have to be six?" Buddy you read my mind. Psion posted:hmm....a good counteragument, but not knowing what bitcoin is hasn't stopped crypto fools from making bad decisions, so I dunno Yeah, this is my headcanon. edit: It's DASH Rendar not Leisurely Strolldar.
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Warmachine posted:"Why does it have to be six?" Especially since they are all in the same small room. Like, if they were spread out throughout the level I could understand, but why not just make it one button?
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nine-gear crow posted:2013 Crow: Welcome to Shadows of the Empire, I’m so excited to talk about Star Wars I hope we can all be friends 2013 Crow: Wow! Dash Rendar!  2022 Crow: Wow...Dash Rendar  least they haven't ruined him specifically yet
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nine-gear crow posted:wait till you see the Asteroid Field video... okay, I'm waiting because it sounds hilarious also I forgot to mention this earlier but your mention of Solo reminded me -- it was such a bad movie I couldn't even finish it, and I was watching on someone else's streaming account so it was literally only the cost of my time and that was too high a cost to bear what a garbage pile
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The controls for PC sound horrible. Moving the mouse to move forward and backward? Was that a George Lucas idea?
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he do be dashin tho
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painedforever posted:The controls for PC sound horrible. Moving the mouse to move forward and backward? Was that a George Lucas idea? Meant to be played with a trackball mouse you see.
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The Sonic jokes are extra amusing since the late 90s PC port of Sonic 3 had the exact same uncapped frame rate issue as this game, making it nigh-unplayable on hardware from a few years later.
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still working on the Special Edition of Echo Base, but we wound up working on the PC videos with increasing velocity, so here's the PC Asteroid Belt level! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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this is the EXACT OPPOSITE of posting small dash!!
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Dash at any size
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that intro  cjacobs is an essential component of this team
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That's weird. Description says it was recorded at 50% and sped up, but it sounds least painful at 75%.
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Ablative posted:That's weird. Description says it was recorded at 50% and sped up, but it sounds least painful at 75%. No. Watch it at full speed.
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Watch it at 2x, I've got places to be.
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Waffleman_ posted:Watch it at 2x, I've got places to be. I love how the only comprehensible part of the video at 2x speed is just THIS IS WHAT DEATHSTICKS DO TO YOU! Very appropriate.
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that and the space potato part made me laugh, deathsticks especially
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nine-gear crow posted:No. Watch it at full speed. Oh, I did, I just got curious after I read that.
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space meth does things man why are these rocks red i dunno must be the drugs
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I was watching the other Star Wars LP, and LazyFire was complaining that Cal can't crouch-jump. You know who can crouch-jump? Dash Rendar
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painedforever posted:I was watching the other Star Wars LP, and LazyFire was complaining that Cal can't crouch-jump. Look, Dash Rendar is a perfect physical specimen. He was produced in a lab over decades of trial and error as some of the finest scientists in the galaxy created, grafted and rejected countless DNA varieties to a root stock composed of the second most perfect human: cool Palpatine. Eventually, there was success. Like Duncan Idaho in later Dune books the lab generated the most capable person ever. Not only could he crouch and jump, he could crouch-jump. It was easier to discover FTL travel than the genetic makeup for such a man.
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Dash Rendar be praised.
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Lazyfire posted:Look, Dash Rendar is a perfect physical specimen. He was produced in a lab over decades of trial and error as some of the finest scientists in the galaxy created, grafted and rejected countless DNA varieties to a root stock composed of the second most perfect human: cool Palpatine. That's the only thing that makes me hope that the Dune sequel is profitable enough for them to start adapting the later batshit books in the series. I want to see 8 different Jason Momoas fighting each other at the same time. Like Old Jason Momoa, Kid Jason Momoa, Girl Jason Momoa, Cyborg Jasom Momoa, Shaved Jason Momoa, Beard Jason Momoa, a Patrick Stewart Duncan Idaho slipped in there from the 80s movie, Khal Drogo, Stargate: Atlantis Jason Momoa. Give me the whole platter! nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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