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Bolt Yaride
Oct 3, 2021

by Azathoth
Why did her opponent waddle like that lmao

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Redezga
Dec 14, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

I would never tell anyone to watch a Shane McMahon match

Shane vs The Undertaker is the only one that comes to mind because the pitch is easy: A billionaire's non-wrestler middle age son attempts to bodyslam a giant undead wizard off the top of a 16ft cage in front of his kids at WrestleMania and completely misses.

Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS



Jacksonville's two greatest exports

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
That's not Jason Mendoza

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://twitter.com/nylarosebeast/status/1530869910489817089

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Redezga posted:

Shane vs The Undertaker is the only one that comes to mind because the pitch is easy: A billionaire's non-wrestler middle age son attempts to bodyslam a giant undead wizard off the top of a 16ft cage in front of his kids at WrestleMania and completely misses.

That match is, like, 30 minutes nobody should be encouraged to watch that ever again

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Stall_19 posted:

The gently caress bush league promotion was she working? The middle rope is hosed up as well.

Someone on Twitter responded and said the middle rope broke earlier in the same match

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

Stall_19 posted:

The gently caress bush league promotion was she working? The middle rope is hosed up as well.

Prestige Wrestling out of Portland. Newish, founded in 2017. I haven’t seen them live. They have an agreement with TJPW as of this year, so they’ve been able to bring in some good joshi wrestlers.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

That match is, like, 30 minutes nobody should be encouraged to watch that ever again

the match should have just been him jumping off the cage and then everyone went home



being there live didn't drastically improve it at all



I think I hate that wrestlemania more than drat near any other WWE PPV

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

the match should have just been him jumping off the cage and then everyone went home



being there live didn't drastically improve it at all



I think I hate that wrestlemania more than drat near any other WWE PPV

That match should have been 10 minutes of Shane getting his rear end kicked, jumping off the cell, and then John Cena interferes to help beat Undertaker to get The Authority out of power and set up a rad Cena/Undertaker match for the next year.

Instead Shane still took over and when we got Cena/Taker it was that weird rear end bullshit.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
When Shane had Taker in a triangle choke and the announcers were like "WILL THE DEADMAN TAP?" I completely checked out. What a stupid match.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1531062622237466625

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1531089783383990273

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
Dave is a perfect posting organism

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/boy_myth_legend/status/1531153684184199168?t=vBNryRVqh89yTaI1YFFFPA&s=19

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Some highlights from the Undisputed Champion of Twitter:

When PVZ and Tay faced off:

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1531099201500639232

During the Anarchy in the Asylum thing:

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1531113130629033984

Just after the title change:

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1531132540534214656

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Young Toi Kojima having fun with friends

https://mobile.twitter.com/toy_ddt_k/status/1531216505416798208

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1531182747691061248

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1531068948153741314?s=20&t=eKbibsle8Vsax0Hv51eYRw

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1531187804469723138

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/seancsloan/status/1531419285628649472

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




All the matches worth showing between both Lawler and Jarret totaled only 54 minutes of footage. :sad:

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Unperson_47 posted:

All the matches worth showing between both Lawler and Jarret totaled only 54 minutes of footage. :sad:

The nude ones provide hours of entertainment.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

CopywrightMMXI posted:

The nude ones provide hours of entertainment.

Choke on this, slapnuts

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1531659901927186438

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Unperson_47 posted:

All the matches worth showing between both Lawler and Jarret totaled only 54 minutes of footage. :sad:

Probably a few repeats in there as well.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What the loving gently caress is wrong with this country???

https://twitter.com/theleemoriarty/status/1531389952675782656

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

guns

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Ok it's the 1600s and a group of puritans...

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?





https://twitter.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1531722601223008256?s=20&t=jjx_k6O-O-iUi2WdKkwFWw

People goddamn suck. Bandit doesn't deserve the kind of hate from bigots that he attracts. gently caress every single one of them.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That loving sucks.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
gently caress transphobes

Hope they find their way to a better headspace

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

gently caress :smith:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Bandit deserved better. I'm happy to say I was a bandito since day 1

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




gently caress bigots Bandit rules

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Windham6/status/1531742712311042049

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Wyatt to Circle 6 confirmed

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




History Comes Inside! posted:

gently caress bigots Bandit rules

They’ve quit before.

They’ve got a bunch of cool wrestler friends now who will close ranks around him.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



standing with cody

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1531720645792374784?s=20&t=XRzkHj-p0zCYZD8TAHHb1Q

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/Windham6/status/1531753147114344448?s=20&t=z6eSWZKP92mt2Jm3fvbLVg

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