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Jim volunteers to “soup up” the soup line at the local soup kitchen. The soup kitchen director, unfamiliar with Jims antics, enthusiastically accepts. Witnessing Jim heading to the bathroom with a big grin on his (Jim’s) face, Dwight races to the soup kitchen to try to stop the nights service.
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Jim pays for everyone in the office to join him for a vacation trip to Australia. When they arrive, Jim announces, "You know, in the southern hemisphere, bidets run backwards..." With that, Jim pulls his pants down and blasts a load of projectile diarrhea all over Dwight. "B'day mate." Jim mugs at the camera. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 04:35 on May 30, 2022 |
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Dwight begins gütenpranks; pranking Jim for his own benefit. He buys up all of the old inventory of Doctor Horrible’s Creepy Crawlies Gummy Lab available from the now-defunct toy manufacturer, and then methodologically buys up all the boxes available on the secondary market. Dwight then establishes an eBay page (“BeetSeller1”) and lists them for outrageous prices. Jim, unable to source the only food he’ll eat, initially boycotts the big-shaped food, and his already skeletal frame somehow becomes more gaunt. Dwight is concerned, but holds firm. Finally, Jim breaks down and buys ten boxes Creepy Crawlies (under buyer name “Wario42069NeedsMoms”, which is also coincidentally Jim’s professional email address). Over the next few weeks, Jim’s cheeks fill out, and he stops losing teeth randomly falling out of his mouth during the day. In confessional Dwight admits to replacing the gelatin packets with a formula of his own devising: beet protein, packed with additional vitamins and electrolytes. Because this is Jim’s only food source, the affect on his health is dramatic. Dwight invests the profits from the sale into a sensible, socially responsible stock portfolio. Due to his incredible financial acumen, he is able to give Pam the entire amount back. He uses the extra to create an escrow account for her children’s college funds. Jim smirks to himself as he eats lunch one day. He’s thinking about how his gross gummy worms are grossing Dwight out. Dwight mugs the camera.
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May 30, 2022 13:06
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Dwight "soups up" Jim's extremely decrepit car. He stealthily fixes the myriad engine problems that cause it to leak oil and fuel, and he reconnects the severed brake lines. Pam is able to get a much better deal on car insurance now that Jim isn't driving an absolute death trap, which means she is able to finance the family debt much more effectively. Jim mugs the security camera at the gas station as he pulls up, ready to fill his tank with free air.
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May 30, 2022 13:16
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Jim vows to go "all out" because he "wants to get cancelled." This largely consists of Jim making hateful tweets about Dennis Haysbert and telling him to "keep his hands off Gadget." When Jim starts making specific death threats against Haysbert and posting the actor's home address, Jim is paid a visit by the FBI. "Talk about an echo chamber!" says Jim to the concrete walls of his holding cell.
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May 30, 2022 18:28
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Jim vows to go "all out" because he "wants to get cancelled." He shows up to work the next day dressed in a full and historically accurate SS uniform complete with dagger. "Heil Hit—" Jim's declaration is cut off abruptly by Dwight punching Jim in the jaw. Everyone in the office rushes over to join in, kicking Jim in the ribs and stomping on him. "Just because you disagree—OOF!" "Looks like I trig—OW!" "I'm just trying to spark debaaAAAAAAAH!" "So much for the—AGH!—tolerant leaieeeee!" Jim is hauled away on a gurney while Meredith helps Dwight put Neosporin on his raw knuckles. Jim mugs at the camera with both eyes swollen shut and several missing teeth. By getting his rear end kicked, Jim has proven everyone in the office to be the real Nazis.
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May 30, 2022 18:34
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Jim "soups up" the pizzas at Famous Original Jim's (the worst pizza place in all of Scranton, possibly all of Pennsylvania). Now the pizzas are all topped with soup and are just a big, mushy mess. The delivery boxes are filled to the brim with hot soup. This is a prank on Dwight because Jim also bought up all the phone numbers to every pizza place in Scranton and routed them all to Famous Original Jim's. The moment Dwight orders a pizza from anywhere in town, he's gonna get a box full of hot soup and mushy bread.
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May 30, 2022 19:01
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Jim unhinges his jaw and begins swallowing Dwight whole. Dwight screams for help but the office ignores him: this isn’t the first time Jim has killed and eaten a coworker and it won’t be the last.
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May 30, 2022 19:08
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Dwight “soups up” Jim’s wardrobe by teaching him how to tie a tie, and carefully reading Pennsylvania Statutes, Title 18, Chapter 31, Section 3127 (Laws on Public Indecency) to him. Jim begins to ironically wear full suits to the office, in an attempt to mock Dwight’s “Nazi dress code”, but he actually looks much better overall.
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Little Champion, Chips, Tiny Jim, and the squeaky shoe machine, go on strike for better wages and working conditions. Prompting Jim and Elon Musk (dressed as Waluigi) to launch an astroturfed anti-union campaign. When Dwight volunteers to cover the pay raise from his own generous bonus, Musk calls the police and reports Dwight as an active shooter.
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May 30, 2022 22:48
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God, I love the Jim Extended Universe.
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May 30, 2022 23:03
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Jim wins the bid to host the local Tennis tournament. Jimbledon turns out to be the worst tennis tournament in Pennsylvania, possibly the entire country. Jim has souped up the balls (now made from rubber used in super bouncy balls), the nets (bungee cord) and the courts themselves (giant trampolines). Worst of all the official during game refreshment is not Gatorade, but Famous Original Jim's soupier than soup pizza. Jim, wearing an official Jimbledon T-shirt, mugs the camera as behind him one of the competetors jumps 15 feet into the air to return a serve, while projectile vomiting pepperoni, pineapple, anchovy, tomato, mozzarella and pizza dough "soup".
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May 30, 2022 23:55
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Dwight comes into the office cradling a baby fox named 'Beebee'. As everyone oohs and ahhs over how cute she is, Dwight explains that in his free time he's been secretly breeding an alpha, beta, gamma, and kappa lines of domesticated foxes, and Beebee and her brothers and sisters of alpha line are completely docile and ready for human adoption. Years of careful breeding of foxes based on temperament, intelligence, disease resistance, size, and other factors has resulted in the creation of separate lines to allow for genetic variety as future breeding moves forward. The Shrutefox will be a beloved pet and protector of the household for years to come. Jim announces that was quite a coincidence. He's been doing some breeding, too, over the years. Wolves. Wolves that eat foxes.
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May 31, 2022 04:42
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Jim "soups up" the elevator at Dunder Mifflin so that when Dwight steps in he's teleported to the inside of a bank vault.
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May 31, 2022 14:45
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"Dwight, say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!" Jim waves his hand out, theatrically, but nothing happens. Dwight scoffs at Jim and heads back to work. Unbeknownst to Dwight, Jim has just released his "NanoJims", microscopic artificial life forms he has created to set off "micro pranks". Jim keeps them inside his own blood stream, and a tiny papercut on his finger allows them to fly free and enter Dwight's nose and mouth. The NanoJims, which resemble tiny metallic versions of Jim under a microscope, begin to build a tiny city inside of Dwight's stomach. The city grows and grows, and the tiny Jims hook the sewer line directly to Dwight's lower intestine, funneling their own waste out when Dwight uses the bathroom. The Soup-Er Bowl (a bizarre, soup-based version of the Super Bowl held by the NanoJims) occurs, and every single NanoJim flushes their toilet at the same time during halftime. Dwight suddenly feels intestinal distress and rushes to the bathroom. Due to the accelerated lifecycles of the NanoJims, the entire creation of their city, formation of the NSL (NanoJim Soup League), and the first-ever Soup-Er Bowl occur within 38 seconds of Jim waving his hand at Dwight. Jim mugs for the camera.
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May 31, 2022 15:24
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Jim has "souped up" the toilets in the office. After Dwight finishes relieving himself from the Soup-er Bowl, he flushes. The waste material shoots straight up into the air like a geyser.
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May 31, 2022 15:37
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Jim discovers the term gaslighting and sets up dozens of gas-powered lights around Schrute Farms. Every night, Jim dutifully lights the lanterns, giggling to himself the whole time. "Oh Dwight, I'm gaslighting you SO bad right now!" Tourists flock to the beautiful sight of the illuminated Schrute Farms, and Dwight takes advantage of the situation by procuring donations to the Schrute Foundation. After just a few weeks, Dwight is able to finance a pediatric cancer research facility in the heart of Scranton, bringing jobs to the area and hope for a better tomorrow. Jim has fully committed to his gaslighting, wearing a tophat and vintage suit while walking around each night. Jim does wonder to himself when the prank "gets funny", but trusts the process.
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Tyrpert Corporation (the worst robotics company in all of Scranton, possibly all of Pennsylvania) introduces the new Nexus 6 line of Jimplicants, artificial beings virtually identical to Jim, but superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence. These new "souped up" androids are "More Jimmy than Jim", but unfortunately, being based on the original Jim's physical and mental baseline causes problems. The Nexus 6 Jims are essentially febrile imbeciles, whose strength (despite being twice that of Jim) is not even equal to an average 4-year-old child. Because the entire line is completely incapable of completing any basic or advanced tasks, except for a bizarre competence at throwing pies, the Jimplicants are declared illegal in Scranton. A special police squadron - DOG CATCHER UNITS - are given orders to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Nexus 6 Jim. This was not called execution. It was called pranking.
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After the office opens for the morning, Jim rushes to the front of the line to get in first. He doesn't hold the door for Kevin, who jokingly says "Oh, I guess chivalry is dead." Jim pretends not to hear this, but the words echo in his head for the entire day. The next day, Jim shows up to work in a full suit of armor, carrying a banner with Kevin's face printed on it. He bows to Kevin, then holds the door open for him. "Here you are, your majesty!" No one is sure if Jim's being sarcastic or not, so they just roll with it. Throughout the day, Jim is found clanking around the building, doing random "good deeds" in Kevin's name. For lunch, Kevin sends him on a "quest" to Alfredo's Cafe, the best pizza place in Scranton. "What about Famous Original Jim's? Or Jim's Original Famous Pizza? I think those places are better. And closer." "Nah, your king demands Alfredo's Cafe. Thank you, brave knight." Jim sighs and clanks out the front door and across the parking lot. The clanks eventually disappear as Jim walks down the street towards Alfredo's Cafe, which is nearly 8 miles away. Oscar leans over and asks Kevin if he's aware of how far he sent Jim. "Oh, I'm well aware, Oscar. Do you really think I want this Jim clanging around here all day? This should keep him busy for a while." Dwight and Kevin share a silent nod of friendship and understanding. A sweating Jim clanks down the street, about a mile away. He realizes he forgot his wallet and heads back to Dunder Mifflin to pick it up, realizing his quest has just gotten more challenging.
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poisonpill posted:Tyrpert Corporation (the worst robotics company in all of Scranton, possibly all of Pennsylvania) introduces the new Nexus 6 line of Jimplicants, artificial beings virtually identical to Jim, but superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence. These new "souped up" androids are "More Jimmy than Jim", but unfortunately, being based on the original Jim's physical and mental baseline causes problems. The Nexus 6 Jims are essentially febrile imbeciles, whose strength (despite being twice that of Jim) is not even equal to an average 4-year-old child. Because the entire line is completely incapable of completing any basic or advanced tasks, except for a bizarre competence at throwing pies, the Jimplicants are declared illegal in Scranton. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Clown paper trucks burning in the parking lot of dunder mifflin. Pee-beams glistening over Schrute farms gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like pranks in the rain. Time to die." Jim Batty mugs the camera and then jumos off the roof.
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Jim shows up to the office one morning, mad as Hell. He starts punching people left and right, his hair flopping wildly with each blow. Michael rushes out of his office and screams in horror, "Jim what the gently caress are you doing?!" Still gripping a bloodied Merideth by the collar, Jim lowers his fist, relaxes his shoulders, and calmly turns to Michael, "don't worry, boss, it's just a little prank." Jim gives Michael a friendly smirk. Michael chuckles and claps while Jim returns to savagely beating the rest of the staff.
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Schrute Farms is undergoing some major remodeling, so Dwight has to find somewhere else to stay for a few nights. "Dwight, I insist, stay in our spare room! Seriously, it's the least I can do," adds Jim, who seems entirely sincere. Dwight cautiously agrees. The room seems fine, although Dwight detects the faint smell of jellybeans on every surface. There's also the matter of the small closet door, about 2 feet tall, tucked away in the corner. Dwight asks if he can use it for storage. "I wouldn't. In fact, I'd just forget you ever saw that door. It's just... junk in there. Yes. Junk and nothing else at all." Dwight says that's fine and unpacks his stuff, then gets ready for bed. As he sleeps soundly, the closet door opens just a crack and light streams into the spare room. The next morning, Dwight joins Jim and Pam for breakfast. When he asks if the kids are around, Jim adds "Not in this story, no." That night, Dwight notices the closet door is slightly ajar and goes to close it, but his curiosity causes him to look inside. There's a tiny set of bedroom furniture inside, but nothing else. Dwight closes the door with a shiver. When he heads into bed and closes his eyes, the door slowly opens again. A tiny figure tumbles out, then rushes across the floor, hiding under Dwight's bed. It spends the entire night there, listening to Dwight sleeping. In the morning, Dwight wakes up and rolls out of bed, only to feel a sharp pain jolt up his leg. He recoils and finds himself covered in blood. From under the bed crawls a pale, shrunken figure with large pink eyes. Entirely hairless and nude, except for a pair of tennis shoes, the albino figure extends a clawed hand at Dwight and slashes again and again. Dwight screams and rushes for the bedroom door, but can't open it in time. The thing leaps on Dwight's back and slams him to the ground, then slashes again and again. Dwight tries fighting off but eventually grows still. The bedroom door opens and Jim steps in. "Oh no, you've done it again! Come here, you're a bad boy!" The thing leaps into Jim's arms and he cuddles it close as it coos in his ear. "My little baby boy, my little Jimmy Jr. We'll just have to bury this guy in the back yard like all the other ones!" Jim turns to the camera crew (who for some reason filmed all of this without intervening) and mugs at them. "Tales from the Darkside, Season 1, Episode 8. Check it out!"
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jim hurls a cup of piss over dwight moments before they have to go into an important client meeting "Sorry about my colleague," Jim mugs to the clients. "He really smells of piss."
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Dwight is nonplussed when Jim begins "breaking the fourth wall," as he calls it, throughout the day. Dwight asks Jim how Pam is during her maternity leave, and Jim just smirks and says "By this point in the Jimiverse, Pam has been living at her parent's house for months." Another day, Dwight asks Jim to please make a new pot of coffee when he pours himself a giant novelty mug sized serving of coffee and leaves just a tiny bit in the pot. Jim mugs the camera (which has been arduously following him around daily for two decades by this point) and says "Just enough for a Tiny Jim, eh?" Dwight is so confused by the concept of a "tiny" Jim that he ends the conversation. Later, Dwight mentions that he changed the oil on his classic Trans-Am himself over the long weekend. Jim asks why Dwight doesn't just fly to work on Li'l Champion, like he did when Jim was building an Icon of Prank to summon the great god Cosmic Jim to Scranton. Dwight begins to feel a migraine. "That's right," says Jim in a soothing voice, "Just put your shoes on the wrong feet and think about the dimension where I meet with you in the supply closet."
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May 31, 2022 17:34
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Jim's 20 year high school reunion is coming up, and he tells Dwight it would be "loving hilarious" if Dwight would "prank the poo poo out of Jim at the reunion". Dwight says he's extremely busy and can't devote a whole night to whatever this is going to turn into, but Jim pulls out a stack of money. "Oh? Well maybe President Garfield can change your mind? And Nermal, Odie, and the whole gang!" There's almost 78,000 dollars in the stack, and Dwight realizes that it could do a lot of good. He takes the offer, willing to "prank the poo poo" out of Jim. The reunion comes and Jim tells Dwight to wait in the rafters of the gym with a bucket of paint, which he would then drop on Jim's head. "Like Carrie, you know, that movie?" Dwight says he does. "You know, where the bucket of blood comes down and then she gets covered and gets psychic powers and kills everybody?" Dwight again adds that he knows exactly what Jim is discussing here. "Okay. And the person who drops the bucket also dies in the whole thing. In the movie, but also if this happened in real life they'd die, too." Dwight says he's got it and heads up to the rafters with the bucket of red paint while Jim sneaks back outside, pretending to arrive at the reunion for the first time. The reunion goes off well, with Jim mostly acting normal and reconnecting with some of his old friends. Several times Jim cryptically says he'll "need to hit the can later", apropos of nothing, causing some awkward silences. As the evening wears on, the announcement is made that they're about to award some fun prizes to the attendees. The normal gag awards go out, things like "Most Hair Retained" and a few fun prizes like "Most Distance Travelled from High School." Then they get to the last award, "Biggest Prankster." And the class president steps up to the podium. "We all remember Jim Halpert from High School. Even back then, he loved his pranks! Who can forget the time he trapped us in a timeless void for 40 years, dooming us to outlive everyone we knew in the outside world? Or the time he drove a flaming car into the gym during 'Hay Days', burning down the gymnasium and transforming the school janitor into a vengeful ghost? And Linda, I'm sure you remember when Jim locked your family in an endless mirror maze. Ha ha, have they gotten out yet?" A faint and jovial "Not yet!" rings out from the darkened crowd. "So Jim, get your scrawny rear end up here and get your award!" Jim trots up to the stage while an instrumental version of the theme from Mars Needs Moms is played by the band. He grabs the award and mugs for the crowd, then grabs the microphone. "Well, all I can say is, it's time to hit the can!" Dwight drops the can of paint, careful to avoid injuring anyone but still technically fulfilling Jim's request. The paint splatters on Jim, but Dwight then gracefully slides down a rope and begins apply a beet-based anti-stain detergent to save Jim's suit. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a surprise, please welcome Dwight K Schrute!" Murmurs from the crowd and Dwight, for the first time, gets a good look. At each table is a decaying corpse, most of them little more than mummified bones with parchment-like skin. Even the class president, who Dwight heard talking just moments ago, looks the same. The class president somehow, horrifyingly, beings to reach an arm out to Dwight. Dwight screams and drops off the stage, unaware that the ghoulish denizens of the gymnasium have begun to move around him. They reach out with brittle, skeletal arms and grab at him with fingers that are little more than bone. On the stage, Jim grabs the microphone again. "Well, Dwight, you THOUGHT you were getting a little Carrie'd away, weren't ya? But instead, looks like you're making a trip to the Pet Sematary!" Dwight retorts back that the living dead in Pet Sematary actually come back looking mostly normal, but Jim pretends not to hear him and fuddles with his cell phone for a few minutes until the living dead trap Dwight in a corner. "And the award for biggest dumbass goes to Dwight Schrute! Let's give him a hand folks! A bony, skeletal, spooky hand!" Dwight lets out a final scream as, outside of Scranton High, a terrible fog surrounds the building, hiding the horror inside.
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Jim bizarrely says that Dwight looks "Good enough to eat", so Dwight puts out a call to the Anti-Jim task force, altering them that a cannibal-themed prank is underway. "Fair enough," says Jim with a laugh, "you guys got me! I was going to eat Dwight!" Jim and the Anti-Jim Task Force share a laugh over the bungled prank. When Dwight asks if they're going to do anything, the leader of the Task Force says that his "Hands are tied". Dwight asks for clarification and the man then tells Dwight to "get on the ground" and "comply". Jim mugs for the camera as Dwight is surrounded by heavily armed police, all pointing their weapons at him and screaming contradictory orders.
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Jim stops directly interacting with anyone at the office, only appearing in footage by himself or in cases where you see the back of his head or the back of the other person's head only. Dwight asks Pam if everything's okay with Jim, giving how odd things feel. "Rainn, it's just John being a bitch about his contract again. They're gonna keep using all this archival footage and audio for a while, just to show we don't really need him." Dwight is bewildered, Pam's words make no sense at all and he asks her to clarify. "He wants to be shirtless a lot more, something about Jack Reacher contracts. We also can't criticize the US Government or the CIA, some kind of endorsement deal thing. I don't know. I don't even care, this is Season 18 for God's sake, who's even watching us any more? Where else can you take these characters?" Dwight still has no idea what's going on but gives up trying to understand, content to sit at his desk. "Well... Dwight, you really... should be... checking your drawer." Jim, whose hair changes length 3 times and who seems to visibly age and de-age to Dwight, mugs for the camera. Dwight feels disturbed, it's as if a still photo of Jim is just being held, unmoving. Dwight opens the drawer and his stapler is encased in Jell-O, but everything around him looks bizarrely aged and weathered, as if he's looking at footage from nearly 20 years ago. Jim continues to mug the camera, unmoving.
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Jim goes on vacation to Hershey, PA. Despite being only an hour drive away, Jim takes two weeks off and makes a big production about leaving. He’s wearing a bathing suit, yellow tank top and has an inflatable duck floatation device around his waist. Jim puts a big beach hat over his floppy hair and he has zinc-white sunscreen on his nose. He gestures goodbye with his coconut drink and leaves. Dwight gets down to work. In the seat across from him is a life-sized cardboard cutout of Jim, frozen in a permanent smirk.
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Dwight orders a sandwich from Big Eddy's Sandwich Hut over by Scranton's radioactive clown cemetery. Jim overhears his order, then sneaks off to the bathroom and calls the Hut. "Yeah, this is Dwight Schrute, the guy who just called. I'd like to change that order. Can I get just pickles on white bread, with extra mayo and tabasco sauce?" Jim laughs and heads back to his desk, where Dwight is getting ready to leave and pick up his sandwich. "Have fun, Dwighty boy! Enjoy your sandwich!" "You mean the one you just hosed with?" "Wha- uh....," Jim is befuddled, Dwight is rarely this direct. "I mean... I didn't do it." "You didn't run into the bathroom just now, call in pretending to be me, and change the sandwich order?" "No, absolutely not, no way, buddy." "Okay, so if I get there, my sandwich will be correct, right?" "Yup," Jim mugs, half-heartedly, "it'll be fine." "Good, because if it's not, I'm bringing that sandwich back here. And I'm going to set it down in front of you and watch you eat it. Every bite. How does that sound, Jim?" "Uhhhh, it's... that is to say... I'm... you..." "Call them back, Jim. Tell them what you did, apologize, and pay for a new sandwich for me. And we'll call it even." Jim quickly grabs his phone and calls, having an insanely awkward conversation with Little Tom, the owner of Big Eddy's. At several points Jim starts hyperventilating and saying "I'm sorry, I'm trying to fix this" to no one in particular. He ends the call and Dwight thanks Jim, then heads to get his sandwich. "H-hey Pam, did you see how I owned Dwight so badly there? What a prank! All-timer!" Jim mugs for the camera.
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Jim invades Poland and mugs to the camera, "Yeah, I told everyone I wouldn't do that. Got em again."
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Jim uses his newfound wealth and power after conquering Europe to build a hella evil space laser platform, and turns Scranton to molten glass, as a joke. "Guess they didn't see that one coming, because their eyes melted basically instantly. Heh."
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May 31, 2022 20:37
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Jim "soups up" Dwight's trans am with an ignition-triggered bomb.
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Jim vows to assemble the Avengers for a prank the likes of which Dwight has never seen. Unfortunately the closest he can get to Tony Stark is Elon Musk dressed as Waluigi. All of Musk's incredibly stupid inventions blow up and kill him and Jim, trapping Jim in an endless cycles of using the Eye of Agamotto to undo their pointless deaths.
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Saudi Arabian Edition of ‘The Office’ in the Works
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The Butcher posted:Jim invades Poland and mugs to the camera, "Yeah, I told everyone I wouldn't do that. Got em again." NATO declares war on Jim in retaliation. Germany is conspicuously absent.
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That DICK! posted:Saudi Arabian Edition of ‘The Office’ in the Works Somebody email this thread to the sultan.
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Actually just the Dwayt Al Shrood one.
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Jim acquires all 7 Dragon Balls and summons Shenron, the Eternal Dragon. The sunlit sky suddenly turns pitch black as Shenron erupts from his slumber, towering and coiling endlessly above the Dunder Mifflin offices. Meredith passes out and whacks her head on the corner of her desk, no doubt suffering a concussion in the process. "WHAT IS YOUR WISH?" Shenron's voice bellows loud enough to destroy windows across the entirety of Scranton. Jim stands before Shenron, arms crossed. Before he speaks, he turns and mugs the camera. Elsewhere, Dwight inexplicably and suddenly shits his pants.
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Jim "soups up" being naked except for a pair of tennis shoes by painting himself blue (except for his arms). Mose inexplicably grows an extra tail and follows Jim everywhere.
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