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General Dog posted:willful obfuscation. A generally important thing to realize for folks our age or for people who haven't had to deal with it is to never assume willful obfuscation is not happening when the police issue a press statement. It took me way too long to get for myself, and I know it's your whole deal to bro out with authority when people are angry at it. But this is...this is beyond even what you are when it comes to defending the police. They have lied every single step of the way and you're defending this small point for some reason?
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https://twitter.com/THETonyMorrison/status/1531744658929422337 Oh wow they're hiding from accountability too big shock Also they probably shot kids
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Grittybeard posted:A generally important thing to realize for folks our age or for people who haven't had to deal with it is to never assume willful obfuscation is not happening when the police issue a press statement. I guess the obverse question is what the point is in hammering them on this point where there could be genuine ambiguity when there are so many bigger, unambiguous points you can hammer them.
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General Dog posted:I guess the obverse question is what the point is in hammering them on this point where there could be genuine ambiguity when there are so many bigger, unambiguous points you can hammer them. Probably because the PD is trying to shift the blame onto an individual teacher or a minor issue with the school while they sat outside harassing parents or in a hallway doing nothing for an hour.
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/AaronKatersky/status/1531741990026629131?t=90jzAEMqLBWnRvU8KpdYAA&s=19 I blame porn.
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Another good question is how tasty those cop boots are that you constantly feel the need to lick them?
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EmbryoSteve posted:How would everyone here like their coffins customized? I plan on getting cremated but if I could get a casket that looks like the torpedo they shot Spock into space with that would be cool.
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Pops Mgee posted:I plan on getting cremated but if I could get a casket that looks like the torpedo they shot Spock into space with that would be cool. Sorry, best we can do is a silver butt plug.
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General Dog posted:I guess the obverse question is what the point is in hammering them on this point where there could be genuine ambiguity when there are so many bigger, unambiguous points you can hammer them. Discussing this is drawing attention away from those other things that you clam aren't arguable, so why are you arguing about it? I'm not going to say I'm not a hammer looking for a nail here for the record, just, well, there are a lot of nails around and I'm not going to trust anything these people say. And I question why anyone would.
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I want my coffin poorly built so I end up on the next season of Coffin Flops.
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swickles posted:I want my coffin poorly built so I end up on the next season of Coffin Flops. I already said I was gonna be cremated, but if I did have a funeral with a casket I'd want the front legs of the table my coffin was on to collapse halfway through the eulogy.
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swickles posted:I want my coffin poorly built so I end up on the next season of Coffin Flops. Would you be the one in five who is nude?
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I don't want some lovely manufactured coffin. I'll make my own. Well, I say "coffin" but I'd prefer more of a sarcophagus. A monument, if you will. I want to be discovered by archaeologists in two thousand years, and have them puzzle over my grave goods and discuss the significance of the cryptic carvings, especially the ones on the inside of the lid, where only the corpse can see them. If I'm going to burden the future with my forever-corpse, I want it to be worth it. probably just get cremated tho
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Skwirl posted:Another good question is how tasty those cop boots are that you constantly feel the need to lick them? My main drive in life is just not to break anything or get yelled at.
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I want claw marks on the inside of the lid of my coffin leading future generations to wonder if I'd been buried alive
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Cut off my head when I'm dead and use my skull as a bong TIAHot Diggity! posted:https://twitter.com/THETonyMorrison/status/1531744658929422337 I think a significant part of this is the fact that it's a rare cop news story where people aren't rushing to give police the benefit of the doubt. Amazing what even the slightest amount of journalistic pushback can create.
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A coffin that turns into a coffee table
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Leperflesh posted:I don't want some lovely manufactured coffin. I'll make my own. Well, I say "coffin" but I'd prefer more of a sarcophagus. A monument, if you will. I want to be discovered by archaeologists in two thousand years, and have them puzzle over my grave goods and discuss the significance of the cryptic carvings, especially the ones on the inside of the lid, where only the corpse can see them. If I'm going to burden the future with my forever-corpse, I want it to be worth it. Leper will shitpost in his own coffin. Respect.
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Leperflesh posted:I don't want some lovely manufactured coffin. I'll make my own. Well, I say "coffin" but I'd prefer more of a sarcophagus. A monument, if you will. I want to be discovered by archaeologists in two thousand years, and have them puzzle over my grave goods and discuss the significance of the cryptic carvings, especially the ones on the inside of the lid, where only the corpse can see them. If I'm going to burden the future with my forever-corpse, I want it to be worth it. Concept art of Leperflesh's monument: 
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fartknocker posted:Concept art of Leperflesh's monument: With the inscription of Bene quidem...
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Give me a sky burial after harvesting any useful organs when I die, vultures or other animals are welcome to take whatever they want. I mean hell I'm done with it.
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Silly Burrito posted:Leper will shitpost in his own coffin. Respect. I figure in 2k years, they won't recognize this any more:  bury me beneath the sigil of dickbutt may a grad student write a dissertation on the meaning of phrase "here lies a slender man." "He was certainly not a large man, for his era," they'll say, "but skeletal analysis shows he was not especially slender either. What does it mean?" perhaps they will still at least understand the epitaph atop the obsidian monolith, that reads: "ESTABLISH THE RUN"
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Grittybeard posted:Give me a sky burial after harvesting any useful organs when I die, vultures or other animals are welcome to take whatever they want. I mean hell I'm done with it. I think the thing where they bury you with some tree seeds or whatever and then a tree uses you as it’s nutrition source is pretty neat.
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I want a normal rear end coffin but I want to hire some booth babes to just splay themselves on it in bikinis at the wake / funeral like it's a sports car at a convention.
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Beginning to think these Uvalde PD folks might not be on the level! Leperflesh posted:I figure in 2k years, they won't recognize this any more: They'll use this to warn people about nuclear waste sites shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 23:22 on May 31, 2022 |
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Kalli posted:I want a normal rear end coffin but I want to hire some booth babes to just splay themselves on it in bikinis at the wake / funeral like it's a sports car at a convention. Hehehe, do you come with the casket?
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Kalli posted:I want a normal rear end coffin but I want to hire some booth babes to just splay themselves on it in bikinis at the wake / funeral like it's a sports car at a convention. There was a comedian who had a bit where he wanted to set up a trust to just hire a devastatingly beautiful woman to show up to his funeral, burst into tears and run out halfway through before anyone could ask her what her relationship was with him.
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Could always hire the Coffin Confessor to talk poo poo to all your enemies after your death. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.abc.net.au/article/12619946
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Skwirl posted:There was a comedian who had a bit where he wanted to set up a trust to just hire a devastatingly beautiful woman to show up to his funeral, burst into tears and run out halfway through before anyone could ask her what her relationship was with him. Just thinking about a company that sells customized coffin wraps like for cars. Like a Nascar or Aheghao Face one Oh, of course this exists already: https://www.casketwraps.com/our-process/ Let your loved ones know that you died in style during the Summer of Morbius
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General Dog posted:I’ll take whatever’s on sale I've basically said this to a funeral home before
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Freaquency posted:I think the thing where they bury you with some tree seeds or whatever and then a tree uses you as it’s nutrition source is pretty neat. What is that red gif from?
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Ornery and Hornery posted:What is that red gif from? Show called Severance, I think on Apple TV.
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real talk i also dont want to get buried in a coffin sky burial post organ harvest or tree seed fuel for me plz
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