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Elon would run on a pro-apartheid platform and all the ubermensch screaming about white people dying out would give him all their votes 100% even if he can't actually become president.
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I'm just saying that Rhodesia had some good ideas.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:12
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Tarkus posted:No? Thank god. It didn't stop Ted Cruz from running for president
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Jun 1, 2022 19:23
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Blooster posted:It didn't stop Ted Cruz from running for president I’ve always wondered about that. How the gently caress did that treasonous old fuckwit ever even mount a campaign when he was born in Canada (I think?)?
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The Rabbi T. White posted:I’ve always wondered about that. How the gently caress did that treasonous old fuckwit ever even mount a campaign when he was born in Canada (I think?)? He was born in Alberta. His dad is Cuban, but his mother is American. Apparently being born abroad to an American is, generally, considered enough to be a "natural born" citizen.
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Jun 1, 2022 20:34
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It's really weird how conservatives flipped their lid that Obama wasn't born here (he was) but didn't say a thing when Rafael Cruz ran for president. I wonder why?
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Jun 1, 2022 20:37
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it's because he's a democrat, black and has a foreign-sounding name, hth
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Jun 1, 2022 20:43
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Zil posted:Is this a subtle way of reducing headcount since Telsa stock has tanked? Probably also to generate new press that isn't about his massive meltdown yesterday after the creator of dogecoin insulted him. Oh and him getting dunked on repeatedly by theharddrive because he just couldn't stop responding.
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Jun 1, 2022 20:48
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its all nice on rice posted:"I bought a cloning company and made a clone of myself. I then transferred my consciousness into that clone. I am now that clone. Since it was created in Houston, I can now run for president." I'm cool with the kind of Elon Musk clone a Musk company would produce running for president, and immediately crashing into his Secret Service detail and exploding
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Jun 1, 2022 20:56
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so what is the over/under on how long until Musk starts carving rockets out of solid poo poo and pissing into mason jars while secluded in a hotel?
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Jun 1, 2022 21:31
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its all nice on rice posted:"I bought a cloning company and made a clone of myself. I then transferred my consciousness into that clone. I am now that clone. Since it was created in Houston, I can now run for president." Lol Elon reading altered carbon and thinking "  "
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Jun 1, 2022 21:45
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one of those load-bearing clauses in the constitution is doing work right now although as cruel and self-absorbed musk is, it's hard to imagine him being any worse than any other candidate the republicans would nominate for president, so 
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Jun 1, 2022 21:51
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Bad Purchase posted:one of those load-bearing clauses in the constitution is doing work right now I need small mommy loan of two diamond mines
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Jun 1, 2022 21:55
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Putting the line "pretend to work somewhere else" is gonna run off so many people who might have tolerated "I'm sorry guys but we need you back in the office, this isn't working". The best way to lose a high performer is to snark off to them. A bunch of really smart, hard working guys that deal with tons of stress and hold tons of poo poo down just got told "pretend to work somewhere else" by the CEO of the company. What a gigantic gently caress up.
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Jun 1, 2022 22:09
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lashing out at the gays because Grimes keeps sending him Chelsea dick pics
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Jun 1, 2022 23:43
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Irradiation posted:Probably also to generate new press that isn't about his massive meltdown yesterday after the creator of dogecoin insulted him. Lol anyone got a link to this?
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Jun 1, 2022 23:52
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Jestery posted:Lol Elon reading altered carbon and thinking Yes that is a 100% accurate psychological assessment 
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Strategic Tea posted:Yes that is a 100% accurate psychological assessment Elon sounds like the kind of guy who would gently caress his own clone.
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Related post in /r/cscareerquestions https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/v2lpdw/elon_musk_just_asked_all_employees_to_return_to
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Jun 2, 2022 00:22
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He can't actually be president since he isn't a birthright citizen. Non-zero chance he and his Twitter accomplices (Andreessen et. al.) start signal-boosting a constitutional amendment
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Jestery posted:Lol Elon reading altered carbon and thinking every single billionaire on Earth is thinking that
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Musk is going to be like Ye and going to be crazy stupid lazy and not even do the paper work to file correctly.
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Jun 2, 2022 01:21
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its all nice on rice posted:"I bought a cloning company and made a clone of myself. I then transferred my consciousness into that clone. I am now that clone. Since it was created in Houston, I can now run for president." Hypothetically - if everyone accepted this, would he be fair game to kill, since a clone is not a person?
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Jun 2, 2022 01:32
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Does he actually have any STEM skills/experience or involvement in the technologies his companies develop? Or does he just take all the credit? I know I could google this but I'm not interested in the truth. I want the goon truth.
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vaginite posted:Putting the line "pretend to work somewhere else" is gonna run off so many people who might have tolerated "I'm sorry guys but we need you back in the office, this isn't working". Yeah if they’re not actively leaving on their own, other tech companies looking for talent will start tapping their shoulders big time. “Psst! We like your portfolio and we don’t mind you working from home whenever you want to, whaddaya say kid?” *all senior engineers start working for competitors* Just another big brained Musk management stroke of genius!
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Jun 2, 2022 01:35
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When does he announce the winners of his lawyer cast call
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run on sentience posted:Does he actually have any STEM skills/experience or involvement in the technologies his companies develop? Or does he just take all the credit? I know I could google this but I'm not interested in the truth. I want the goon truth. He has the approximate STEM knowledge of an average used car salesman, with a hefty side dish of tech buzzwords
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Mr. Lobe posted:He has the approximate STEM knowledge of an average used car salesman, with a hefty side dish of tech buzzwords You're tellin me a guy named elon tesla isn't a science genius? Nice try, liberals.
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run on sentience posted:Does he actually have any STEM skills/experience or involvement in the technologies his companies develop? Or does he just take all the credit? I know I could google this but I'm not interested in the truth. I want the goon truth. He dropped out (in two days) from Stanford's PhD program in Material Science & Engineering. *Not* Physics, lmfao. The Physics GRE exam is ridiculously hard and he would have eaten poo poo since you can't buy a good grade with Daddy's money His lie is something I can verify as a fellow Physics-undergrad turned MatSci-PhD-dropout. I chose it to avoid the Physics test, and I proudly stuck it out for three years while that little b**** never even committed to a year. Musk is a loser failure never-was scientist, in addition to his myriad additional problems
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run on sentience posted:Does he actually have any STEM skills/experience or involvement in the technologies his companies develop? Or does he just take all the credit? I know I could google this but I'm not interested in the truth. I want the goon truth. He has bachelors degrees in physics and economics and coded zip2, his first web company, so a little? He’s definitely not doing any serious science at tesla, spaceX or his other companies though if that’s what you mean.
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Jun 2, 2022 06:45
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Can we get him to register here somehow. It would be the single funniest thing this site ever did
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Heath posted:Can we get him to register here somehow. It would be the single funniest thing this site ever did Elon offers to buy SA for $420.69
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Heath posted:Can we get him to register here somehow. It would be the single funniest thing this site ever did Elon was probably banned twenty years ago for asking for warez or some poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2022 07:22
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Just ban him on sight the second he proves who he is and he will just keep banging out new regs. instant revenue
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Thank you for your responses. I was just wondering if he deserved any praise for the technology itself, because I often see him credited for it. I think I mentioned before he gets namedropped in new star trek, listed with other renowned innovators from history like he's the genius behind it all. And I just read this dumb cbc article that makes it sound like musk personally designed and flew the starlink satellites out there. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/how-a-local-it-expert-and-elon-musk-s-spacex-helped-reboot-uxbridge-when-a-tornado-hit-1.6471816
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Heath posted:Just ban him on sight the second he proves who he is and he will just keep banging out new regs. instant revenue He’ll just offer jeffery a billion dollars then ban everyone.
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Sophy Wackles posted:He’ll just offer jeffery a billion dollars then ban everyone. There is no amount of money on this gay earth that would give the kind of joy brought by permabanning Elon Musk when he tries to do a charge back for ten dollars after he gets banned
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Lol anyone got a link to this? “My Kids Wrote Better Codes When They Were 12” Elon Musk Slams Dogecoin Creator Claiming That He Struggled With Coding This appears to be the primary source: https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/05/30/dogecoin-jackson-palmer-elon-musk-crypto-bubble-pauline-hanson/ And a summary quote:One of the co-creators of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin says he’s convinced Elon Musk is a “grifter” after his own interactions with the SpaceX CEO/wannabe Twitter owner. Jackson Palmer, in an interview with the Australian news site Crikey, said he first interacted with Musk on Twitter several years ago regarding plans for a bot meant to weed out cryptocurrency scams on the platform. “Elon reached out to me to get hold of that script and it became apparent very quickly that he didn’t understand coding as well as he made out. He asked, ‘How do I run this Python script?’” Palmer was quoted saying. After that, he said, “I wasn’t a fan of him. He’s a grifter, he sells a vision in hopes that he can one day deliver what he’s promising, but he doesn’t know that.” As for Musk’s Twitter takeover, Palmer said he suspects the Tesla exec either wants to “dismantle all trust or maybe he’s delusional enough to think he can build an alternative.” The other option, he said, is “that he wants to drive it into the ground at a much lower price, and I think that’s what he’s doing.” Musk has yet to respond to the comments.
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One of the co-creators of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin says: “I wasn’t a fan of him. He’s a grifter, he sells a vision in hopes that he can one day deliver what he’s promising, but he doesn’t know that.” 
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Strategic Tea posted:One of the co-creators of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin says: the dogecoin guy hates crypto he made dogecoin as a joke, to highlight how stupid and useless crypto was
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