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Jim "soups up" Dwight's spirit bomb by replacing all the energy donated by countless sapient life forms with chicken noodle soup. Dwight (in Super Beetan 3 form) throws the spirit bomb only to have it land with the delicate impact of several bowls of Campbell's. After he destroys the universe, MaJim Buu mugs the camera.
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Dwight "soups up" downtown Scranton by building a much-needed soup kitchen for the region's homeless. Construction is proceeding smoothly but Dwight can't help but wonder as he sees Jim drinking incredible amounts of water, becoming disturbingly bloated in the process. On opening night of Dwight's soup kitchen, bloated Jim is first in line. Dwight knows Jim isn't homeless but doesn't say anything, one less bowl of soup won't affect his mission to feed the hungry. Just as Dwight is about to ladle the first bowl, a furious stream of piss bursts forth from Jim's pants. Jim's urine fires with the force of a fire house, covering all the food, servingware, and everyone in line with urine. The beet soup Dwight had planned to serve is now at least 50% piss by volume and totally unfit to serve. Jim, having returned to normal size, mugs for the camera as he is beaten up by several hungry hobos.
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Jun 1, 2022 11:40
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Michael asks everyone to spend an hour each week talking about someone who inspires them at lunch (part of a management technique that he read online before his article preview ran out). Jim invites his childhood hero, Soupy Sales, to come give a motivational speech. Michael spends the entire year’s party expense budget to pay for Soupy’s travel and speaking fees because “the guy’s name is ‘sales’, he’s gotta be good!” Jim manages the travel arrangements and decides that Soupy should “arrive in style”, and tells Andy to bring the aging comedian up from Florida in his family sailboat. Jim “soups up” Soupy Sales’ sails, jamming up Jim’s sail gems, stopping Soupy Sales’ sales sail.
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Jun 1, 2022 12:24
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Jim 'Supes' up his new Soup And Sails Surf Shop by adding a new, Super sized line of fashion and beach wear and properly labeling both the suped up merchandise and soups. Both of which greatly irritated Dwight, who cannot now complain about it, frustrating him even more so.
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Jun 1, 2022 13:20
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Jim storms into the office, pounds his fist against the wall, and screeches "now cut my music!" There is no music playing, no one has any idea what Jim's talking about, and Jim seems content to just sit down after a few seconds. The day goes on without incident until lunch time, when Jim stands up and pounds his fist on his desk. "Now HIT my music!" No music plays, everyone just ignores Jim, but Jim starts nodding his head to some invisible music and marches to the break room with his arms pumping. After his lunch break, he comes back to his desk, yells out "now CUT my music!", and sits down. He's no longer nodding his head, the music only he can hear has apparently stopped. Jim mugs at Dwight for a moment. "Like the song, balloon boy? Pretty hardcore, right?" Dwight says that he didn't hear anything, and that he thinks that Jim might want to go see a medical professional if he truly is hearing phantom music. Jim looks befuddled for a moment, then worried. Then he laughs to himself. "Oh wait, I know the problem! I forgot to crank it up... to 11!" Jim twists his left nipple and there's an audible clicking noise. "NOW HIT MY MUSIC!" The theme from Ghostbusters blares from seemingly everywhere, so loud that it blows Dwight and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin staff out of their chairs. Jim starts dancing over Dwight, who is writhing on the ground in pain, covering his ears. "I AIN'T FRAID OF NO DWIGHT!"
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Jun 1, 2022 13:37
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Jim Krasinski is repeatedly DMing teenage girls on Instagram This is not a prank Somebody stop him
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Jun 1, 2022 13:50
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Andy is watching a magic show on youtube when Jim walks by and does a double take. "Andy, you loving dunce, what is this?" "It's called magic, Tuna. Guys go out there, saw a woman in half, make a table hover, whatever. This guy's going to escape from a tank full of water." Jim watches, mouth agape, eyes growing wide. He stares at Andy's screen for the entire trick, then asks Andy to replay it again. The entire time, Jim just stares in awe. "And there are others who do this? Magic tricks?" "Yeah, ever hear of Criss Angel? He's my favorite, but there are other pretty good magicians out there." Jim wanders away, staring at the floor. He sits down and begins googling "How to become magician". He is silent the entire day, researching magicians. At 5 o'clock he stands up and walks out the door. He has not pranked Dwight all day. Jim takes a week off of work and devotes himself entirely to the study of magic, his manic energy serving him well in this case. He takes special care to focus on Criss Angel, who becomes his favorite. "Guess Andy isn't all bad, huh Pam?" Pam is passed out in a recliner and doesn't hear Jim. When Jim returns to work the next week he's wearing skinny, bedazzled jeans and an Ed Hardy t-shirt. His hair remains floppy, but it's been combed down. He has eyeliner around his eyes and has painted his nails black. As he enters the door, a fog machine starts up and surrounds Jim's skinny figure in a thick cloud of fog. "I AM THE MIND FREAK!" Andy stands up and starts applauding. "Looks like this floor is a little dirty. I don't want to get my shoes dirty, too. Guess I'll have to HOVER to my desk!" Jim theatrically flails his arms, causing the fog to swirl around him. Flashing lights begin to strobe around him and royalty-free rock music begins to play in the background. Everyone, even Pam, is watching now with extreme interest. "Okay, CUT! Get me hooked up with the wires, guys!" Three figures run up to Jim and hook wires onto a harness he's been wearing under his shirt this whole time. They then attach a pulley system to the ceiling and hoist Jim up. They give the wires a few tugs to make sure everything is secure, then Jim yells "ROLL IT!", and the music starts up again. The assistants carefully walk Jim to his desk, while Jim keeps a stoic look on his face. The entire time, Andy is losing his mind, cheering and clapping as if he's watching an actual miracle being performed in front of him. Jim reaches his desk, yells "CUT!" again, and the assistants carefully lower him to the ground and remove the harness and wires. They then leave the office, Jim yells "ROLL IT!", and he waves his arms as he sits at his desk. "MIND FREAK!" Jim mugs for the camera, then makes a note to add "cool sound effects" in the final cut.
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Jun 1, 2022 14:23
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Jim announces that he's 'lost containment' on the JimCloud and quickly leaves the office in a rush
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Jun 1, 2022 14:30
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Dwight shows up at work and finds the door to the building blocked by an evil troll. The troll demands a password from everyone who approaches. Whatever anyone else answers, the troll lets them pass, but no matter what Dwight says the troll insists that it's not the correct password. Dwight begins to sweat when the troll warns him that if Dwight fails one more guess his life is forfeit.
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Jun 1, 2022 15:43
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Jim is staring at Dwight for almost 10 minutes straight, prompting Dwight to ask why Jim's staring at him as if he had three heads. "Oh, it's not that you have three heads. It's that you have two faces!" Suddenly Andy stands up and starts applauding and saying "Nice, Tuna, nice" several times. Jim stands up and takes a bow. Dwight is frustrated for taking Jim's bait, but decides to move on. The next day, Jim shows up with a black t-shirt and "It's that you have two faces!" printed on it. Jim starts staring at Dwight again, occasionally giggling. Dwight knows what's happening and just ignores him, prompting Jim to stand up anyway. "Oh, it's just that you have two faces, Dwight!" Andy stands up again, cheering, and starts a slow clap. He's slightly less enthusiastic than last time, though. Jim bows again and then tells everyone they can purchase "Two face Dwight" shirts in the break room. No one, not even Andy, buys one. Jim mentions the shirts at least a dozen more times throughout the day, urging everyone to buy them "before they sell out". At the end of the day, Jim leaves with 300 unsold t-shirts. Dwight gets home and finds all of the shirts piled up on his porch. He gets closed and notices that several of them are stained with tears. The next day Dwight heads into work to find a sullen Jim sitting at his desk, face down. Dwight stretches and then says he feels like he "has 3 heads today". Jim perks up. "Oh, it's not that you have three heads! It's that you have two faces!" Andy lets out a distracted "Woop!" but that's enough for Jim, who starts breakdancing and mugs for the camera.
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Jun 1, 2022 16:20
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"Well, Dwight, I hope you're happy! I'm pregnant!" Jim tosses the positive test result on Dwight's desk, eager to see his latest prank come to fruition. Dwight's going to dismiss his pregnancy, then Jim will inflate a helium balloon hidden under his shirt. And it would just get funnier from there. Jim barely manages to keep a straight face as Dwight grabs the test. "Jim, this is a positive covid test. Jim, for the love of God, did you swab your nose this morning? Jim, focus please, this is incredibly important." Jim had found it strange that what he thought was a pregnancy test involved a nasal swab, and found it even stranger that he somehow popped positive without having to alter the result. "Uhhhh. Uh oh." Dwight quickly tries to force Jim out of the office while Jim mugs for the camera, but he's obviously pretty concerned about his health.
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Jun 1, 2022 18:06
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Jim drives a pickup truck through the window of Dwight's house, then steps out. He's wearing jeans, cowboy boots, and a t-shirt that says "COUNTRY JIM IS HERE". He saunters up to Dwight, turns his camo hat around, and puts a wad of dip in his lip. "Read the shirt, balloon boy. Country Jim is here for good. Yee yee!" Jim hops back into his pickup truck, backs up, and drives away. Jim never mentions this again and Dwight begins to think that he encountered a rogue version of Jim from an alternate universe. Meanwhile, at the Halpert House, Jim chains Country Jim in the basement. "Country Jim? You kidding me with this? Stupid!" "I'm okay though, right?" asks a faint voice. "Of course you are, Hamburger Jim, of course you are. We all love you!" Hamburger Jim squelches across the floor while Jim mugs for the camera. Country Jim screams for help but none will ever come.
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Jun 1, 2022 18:22
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Jim sets a repeating one minute timer on his watch, and on each minute, looks up to make eye contact with Dwight and simply says, "prank." Dwight at first just rolls his eyes and ignores it, then eventually tells Jim to knock it off, it's juvenile, not funny, and doesn't even really make sense. Jim does not stop this next level prank, and continues for days. Two days later, he does not come in to work. The beets will be well fertilized this year.
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Jun 1, 2022 18:31
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"Hey Dwight, I'm Hamburger Jim!" says a horrific being with a hamburger for a head. Dwight can't stop screaming.
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Jun 1, 2022 18:54
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Dwight's phone buzzes - a text from Jim. It's a photo of Jim in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, looking extremely rough. His face is covered in bruises, one eye is swollen shut, and his nose is crooked. Another text. "I LIVED, BITCH" Dwight has no idea what any of this means but fears what it means for his future.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:01
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jim keeps eating bananas while making eye contact with dwight
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Jun 1, 2022 19:16
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim keeps eating bananas while making eye contact with dwight He doesn't chew them. Just slowly mushes them into his mouth and sighs "ahhhh" with every swallow.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:43
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Jim grinds himself into hamburger then has Pam serve him to Dwight at the next Dunder Mifflin Sliders day.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:45
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Dwight, who would occasionally smoke a cigarette to deal with the stress of his job, decides to quit cold turkey. Jim, overhearing this, throws a frozen turkey at Dwight's head then mugs for the camera.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:48
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Jim turns himself into a potbellied pig and bursts into the office, squealing madly and crashing into everything.
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Jun 1, 2022 19:49
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Applewhite posted:Jim grinds himself into hamburger then has Pam serve him to Dwight at the next Dunder Mifflin Sliders day. Pam mugs for the camera. Dunder Mifflin doesn't even have a Sliders Day!
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Jun 1, 2022 19:52
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Jim turns himself into a toxic fog and tries to blow into the office building to annoy Dwight but instead gets cast away on a stiff breeze
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Jun 1, 2022 20:10
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Jim turns himself into a poison tree frog but doesn't survive the harrowing journey across the busy street to Dwight's farm
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Jun 1, 2022 20:11
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Jim turns himself into a potbellied pig and bursts into the butcher, squealing madly. He is slaughtered, butchered, and cut up into sausage links which are served at the Dunder Mifflin Annual Breakfast Bash. Above the scene of everyone in the park happily chewing on the sausage links, a giant semi-transparent Jim head looks down, smiling, before looking up toward the camera and winking.
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Jun 1, 2022 20:13
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The giant semi-transparent Jim head has a pig snout
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Jun 1, 2022 20:14
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Jim plants drugs in Dwight's desk, then calls the cops on him. The police arrive and immediately begin abusing Stanley and Jim hurriedly corrects them about where the drugs are. The cops conclude Stanley must have planted them there, because Dwight says they are not his, and arrest Stanley violently. That prank did not work as intended.
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Jun 1, 2022 20:29
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Jim buys over a hundred boxes of Shake and Bake, sixty dozen eggs and two inflatable kiddie pools. Over the course of several hours Jim inflates the two kiddie pools, then fills one with eggs and the other with Shake and Bake seasoned breadcrumbs. Jim proceeds to strip down until he's nude (except for a pair of tennis shoes) then leaps into the egg pool and rolls around, then, covered in egg slime, leaps into the breadcrumb pool and covers himself in breadcrumbs. By now it's almost eight o'clock and he has to speed in the HOV lane to make it to work on time. Jim, covered in breadcrumbs, curses at the traffic, frequently glancing down at his watch and honking his horn. At the office, everyone is gathered around Michael, who is holding up a trophy. "Congratulations, you guys!" announces Michael, proudly. "Dunder Mifflin Scranton just won the award for most sales for the fourth straight quarter!" Dwight is about to lead the office in a round of applause when suddenly the door bursts open and Jim sprints into the room. "AND I HELPED!" shouts Jim.
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Jun 1, 2022 22:16
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Hamburger Halpert was right there.
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Jun 1, 2022 22:33
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Dwight is apologizing to Angela that dinner is going to be a little late. Angela wonders what they can prepare that's quick, easy and delicious. Suddenly something bursts through the kitchen window. It's Jim, dressed as a giant glove. "Sounds like you need a little Hamburger Jim!!!!" shrieks Jim.
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Jun 1, 2022 22:38
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jim slams dwight in the back of his, jim's, dragula. it's not clear what this involves, but there's a lot of angry yelling and banging involved before dwight emerges from the passenger driver's-side door and storms off.
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Jun 1, 2022 22:59
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Jim brigs his egg and breading pools into the office, having modified his idea just a touch. When Dwight gets up from his desk to head to a meeting with Michael, Jim sticks his leg out from his desk, tripping him into the egg filled pool. Dwight, completely drenched, is irate. Almost screaming at Jim for this messy prank and ruining mustard yellow shirt #7 in his wardrobe. In his anger and trying to reach Jim (to do what, he doesn't even know...) he slips badly in the goop which sends him tumbling into the second pool, which Jim has now filled with panko bread crumbs. At this, Dwight is red in the face and actually shouting profanities about his grody fate. Jim mugs to the camera and quips, "Jeez Dwight, you've got QUITE the tempura on you!"
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Jun 1, 2022 23:01
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Jim blasts the Quirky Worky Song as he reroutes the Jackrabbit roller coaster from Kennywood Park, PA to run right through Dwight's desk.
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Jun 1, 2022 23:06
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Dwight recommends that Jim do more work and spend less time clowning around. The next day, Jim comes to work in a robot costume and bellows "WORK UNIT IS READY FOR LABOR!" Jim knocks over things and crashes into people. He spends eight and a half minutes repeatedly walking into a wall and shouting 'ERROR!" at the top of his lungs. For lunch he sprays WD-40 in his mouth and also all over Dwight's sandwich, ruining it. After a harrowing day, Dwight is grateful when Jim shows up the next day dressed in Jim's usual "business floppy" attire. However, Jim still doesn't do any work and instead spends much of the day playing a fiddle and singing "Oh the world owes me a livin'!" Dwight realizes that if he scolds Jim again, he will just provoke another over-the-top response, so Dwight decides to try reverse psychology. "Hey, Jim, you've been working really hard. Why not take the day off tomorrow?" says Dwight. Jim leaps out of his chair and sprints around the office. "Did you hear that? Dwight said I could have the day off! Dwight said I could have the day off! He's assistant to the regional manager so it counts! I get a day of paid vacation! Whoopee!" Jim grabs his coat and runs out of the office. Michael scolds Dwight about handing out paid leave without authorization. Jim doesn't come into work the next day but he does activate several of his remote-activated pranks that he'd installed previously.
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Jun 1, 2022 23:23
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Jim murders every living person in Scranton, PA. Then he covers their bodies in egg batter, rolls the corpses in shake ‘n bake breading, and burns the town to the ground. Several days later, the firefighters find a.m nude man, seemingly unharmed but covered in soot, sitting silently in the middle of the wreckage. He looks at them and smirks, “Talk about a hot night on the town, am I right?”
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Jun 1, 2022 23:26
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Dwight recommends that Jim do more work and spend less time clowning around. The next day, Jim comes to work dressed in oversized baggy pants covered with patches and held up with threadbare overalls, looking around with sad eyes and his empty pockets outturned with moths flying out. Jim’s usually floppy hair is extra curvy, covered with greasepaint. “Oh, yes, very mature, Jim. I lightly chided you and you come dressed up in this clown costume as retaliation.” Jim is confused. “Costume?”
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Jun 1, 2022 23:30
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Jim pays everyone in the office to pretend they cannot see or hear Dwight, and to talk about how sad it is that he died yesterday in his sleep, and how they will miss him, and should have been nicer to him. Dwight does not believe this at first, and scoffs. Becoming increasingly annoyed, and somewhat worried, he makes physical contact with Jim. Jim looks confused and says, "weird, anyone else feel a chill?" The descent into madness begins.
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Jun 1, 2022 23:52
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When Jim replaces Dwight's phone with raw hamburger, Dwight tells him to "grow up". The next day, Jim ages himself into a ninety-nine year old man and shuffles painfully up the stairs to Dunder Mifflin's offices (the elevators are filled with soup, an old man's favorite food). He wheezes as he limps across the floor to collapse into his usual seat. Dwight barely glances over, and doesn't notice. Despite cutting sixty years off of his own life and condemning himself to die painfully within the next six months, Jim considers this prank "mostly successful."
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Jun 2, 2022 01:41
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Dwight wakes up with a rusty metal cage padlocked around his head. He's handcuffed to a radiator in a filthy bathroom. Nearby, a toilet overflows with sewage. A Post-It note on the toilet tank reads: "Go fish ballon boy  "Dwight sighs. It must be Thursday.
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Jun 2, 2022 02:03
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The puzzle-horror game Little Dwightmares is the hottest game on the indie scene, sweeping video game awards across the country. The game features a bobble-headed paper salesman with no canon name, though the fan community has taken to calling him "balloon boy." Balloon boy is a stoic and altruistic hero onto whose large, blank forehead players can project themselves. Balloon boy has to navigate a twisted, nightmarish world of endless pranks, pursued always by the horrifying "floppy man" (sometimes called the "smirking man" or otherwise the amusingly ironic appellate "Jim"). Players find themselves truly unsettled when the floppy man looks directly at the camera, and many players report that it often feels like the floppy man can actually see them. Let's Play videos of the game rack up millions of hits on Twitch and Youtube. The cartoonish screams coming from the players are very seldom forced, and many Twitch stars never finish the game because it is "too scary." Adding to the game's mythos, the identity of the game's creator is a complete mystery, though in an anonymous message at the end of the game's first chapter, the game creator promises "years and years" of DLC to come. Meanwhile, nobody has seen Dwight in months.
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Cosmic Dwight prepares a beet-based unprank that will turn the tides against- What do you think you're doing? What do you mean? If there's a Cosmic Jim, there's got to be a Cosmic Dwight, right? Nope, not how it works. Then who am I?? Maybe the accumulated memory of the thousands pranked, maybe a confused observer of the eternal Prank/Beet war, maybe a belch from the gummy-based lunches of a million JIms. Regardless, you are not my cosmic equal. Then how can anything stand against you?! That's the ultimate prank, isn't it? For all of the talk of the Beetosphere there will never be victory, only infinite sufferers of an eternity of pranks. You are the camera and I mug at thee.
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