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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

BiggerBoat posted:

I enjoy watching attractive Asian women gently caress but they always seem to be suffering (and probably are) no matter what they're doing and the whole thing where they're OK with showing a woman taking a gallon of cum on her face but feel the need to pixellate the dicks seems like an odd priority and a strange place to Draw The Line. Then you got all that weird Hentai poo poo. I don't pretend to know or understand the parameters that the Japanese set around the activity of jerking off alone in a hotel room or an apartment and refuse to try but pixellated genitals are odd. Like seeing an erect cock or a woman enjoying sex is gonna send us over the edge or some poo poo.

:kstare:

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
As with most things, you can blame Japan's sex/porn culture weirdness on the West

projecthalaxy posted:

All of the censorship stuff you are talking about was put into place by the MacArthur occupation government after WW2 so uh it may not just be the inscrutable Japanese character or whatever

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

projecthalaxy posted:

All of the censorship stuff you are talking about was put into place by the MacArthur occupation government after WW2 so uh it may not just be the inscrutable Japanese character or whatever

Yeah, weird Japanese censorship is studios doing literally the barest minimum they're legally required to. Supposedly, tentacles started the same way. No dicks allowed, so here's something else fulfilling that role.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Elfface posted:

Yeah, weird Japanese censorship is studios doing literally the barest minimum they're legally required to. Supposedly, tentacles started the same way. No dicks allowed, so here's something else fulfilling that role.

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife and other classical examples of tentacle porn way predates both US involvement in Japan and the censorship of the Meiji.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

and other classical examples of tentacle porn

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Phanatic posted:

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife and other classical examples of tentacle porn way predates both US involvement in Japan and the censorship of the Meiji.

Look at the hentai historian over here

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Next he's gonna say Mr Hands was the real "Filly" Phanatic

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Crow posted:

Look at the hentai historian over here

Good username potential

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Bloop posted:

Good username potential

Mods plz

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The censorship is because in Japan porn is illegal. So it's definitely not porn. No sir! I have no idea what these people are doing, officer, I just can't tell due to the pixellation.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I had a history/geography teacher in high school who explained to us all that the MacArthur occupation imposed all kinds of anti-cheesecake censorship rules that the Japanese thought were ridiculous, like "you can't show nipples/peeholes/pubic hair" etc, so they decided to just be incredible rules-lawyers and produce centuries of outrageously hardcore porn with just these tiny little black squares over the de jure forbidden details. And the black squares were made of an extra layer of soy ink that buyers would just lick off, so you could always tell a porn aficionado by his black tongue

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Ha-ha, that's funny.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Elfface posted:

No dicks allowed, so here's something else fulfilling that role filling that hole.

FTFY

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



minato posted:

Next he's gonna say Mr Hands was the real "Filly" Phanatic

Contextually, Filly Phanatic is a fantastic username. Imagine what the av would look like!

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

The Demilich posted:

Contextually, Filly Phanatic is a fantastic username. Imagine what the av would look like!

It's just Mike Pence going :eyepop:

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



That's perfect. If someone can come up with a witty tag line we'll have created an SA poster.

This must be what God felt like when creating the angels.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I uh.... I don't get it. :smith:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It kind of looks like a supox from star control 2 but idgi either

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



BiggerBoat posted:

Japanese porn is hosed up.

I enjoy watching attractive Asian women gently caress but they always seem to be suffering (and probably are) no matter what they're doing and the whole thing where they're OK with showing a woman taking a gallon of cum on her face but feel the need to pixellate the dicks seems like an odd priority and a strange place to Draw The Line. Then you got all that weird Hentai poo poo. I don't pretend to know or understand the parameters that the Japanese set around the activity of jerking off alone in a hotel room or an apartment and refuse to try but pixellated genitals are odd. Like seeing an erect cock or a woman enjoying sex is gonna send us over the edge or some poo poo.

In closing, Japanese pornography is a land of contrasts.

Cool man.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
well this has been educational

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
No more porn chat. I will be handing out sixers for any posts after this one.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Now posting Chorn, Pat

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Gone before his time.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

No more porn chat. I will be handing out sixers for any posts after this one.

The Bloop posted:

Now posting Chorn, Pat



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Gone before his time.

I would like to point out that you simply said "I will be handing out sixers for any posts after this one" and there are now two (three, including this one) "posts after [that] one."

You know what you must do.


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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

No more porn chat. I will be handing out sixers for any posts after this one.

Any posts huh?


it's funny because there's a dog

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
you make fun of him for getting an education?

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

The Bananana posted:

I uh.... I don't get it. :smith:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It kind of looks like a supox from star control 2 but idgi either

it was my attempt to say

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

No more porn chat.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


You want the mods to change your username to... literally your current username? Wild.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Y'all have bare rear end individual rolls of toilet paper for sale?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Y'all have bare rear end individual rolls of toilet paper for sale?

You've got some kind of toilet paper not designed for bare rear end??

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bike tory posted:

You've got some kind of toilet paper not designed for bare rear end??

:rimshot:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Y'all have bare rear end individual rolls of toilet paper for sale?
Those are rolls of receipt paper.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

FFT posted:

Those are rolls of receipt paper.

The worst kind of toilet paper.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If the paper can handle ink it can handle stink.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lobok posted:

If the paper can handle ink it can handle stink.

It can't, it's thermal

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Cursed Rorschach

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

The Bloop posted:

It can't, it's thermal

If it can handle the heat, it can handle the sheit.

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

If it has a coupon, it's good to poop on

e: Also just noticed that's a CVS so lmao no wonder there's 30 rolls of receipt paper in that pic

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