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i hope all the school children learn all of the necessary skills they will need to die in ww3, as america intends for them
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A Fancy Hat posted:Also I had one cocaine addicted teacher in high school and one convicted pedophile (they convicted him after I graduated, but we all knew what was up). Can only imagine the terror from arming those two guys. The guy who founded the charter school I graduated high school from is currently serving federal time for embezzling. He got away with it forever, what tipped everyone off finally was that he started a flight school at the school and actually got a few people licensed before the Feds saw that he purchased a plane with charter money, then transferred the plane to an LLC, and then paid himself with school funds to rent his own airplane. He spent his entire trial and sentencing spending every last dime of charter money he had left in savings in Vegas. That dude had me in detention the last year and a half of my high school career because I could never shut my mouth about all the lavish poo poo he was totally purchasing for himself (like a Ford Expedition, the "school car," exclusively used to shuttle his kids that didn't go to his own school around), and loudly insinuating to anyone that would listen that he was embezzling all the money from our school. Friends with a bunch of cops, somehow got on-duty APD to hang out at a charter school, and had a violent temper. If he'd been allowed to he totally woulda carried to school and he totally woulda shot me at some point; or he woulda missed his chance for me when he raged out at someone for making fun of his gynecomastia. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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replace PE with live fire war games, make sure that an entire generation of kids has PTSD before they get their learners permit
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/WDTN/status/1532324721265717248?s=20&t=o5E3AAMocR4yuy0wOwDnig This is insanely popular with the southern (dumb) parts of Ohio.
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Picture this:    But in classroom
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Think of all the money we can save on flag rope if we just keep the flag at half staff constantly due to all the shootings!Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Picture this: How, as a guard, do you see someone walking toward you with an AR slung over their shoulder and NOT think that's an immediate threat? Suddenly the 4th grade teacher is the bad guy for blowing little Jimmy's dad's head off because he was walking into school with a gun. pro starcraft loser fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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just realized it's only a matter of time before kids can legally carry guns to class lmfao what a shitshow america you fuckin suck dude
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GolfHole posted:just realized it's only a matter of time before kids can legally carry guns to class lmfao In some christian universities students can open carry Liberty university allows it Students, faculty/staff, and visitors are permitted to conceal carry while on campus. Individuals who conceal carry at Liberty must have valid state permit available at all times and be able to present it upon request.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1532394879912919040?t=rA44MgajfMgMRpvEuS_Jpw&s=19 lmao at his childish little snap "i'm at my house, i can do whatever i want with my guns, DAD!!!!!!!!!"
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:In some christian universities students can open carry so does hell!!!!
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"I'm both a terrible shot and a complete coward so I need guns with the maximum number of bullets"
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GolfHole posted:just realized it's only a matter of time before kids can legally carry guns to class lmfao The only thing that can stop a child with a gun is a child with a gun.
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pro starcraft loser posted:"I'm both a terrible shot and a complete coward so I need guns with the maximum number of bullets" Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1532394879912919040?t=rA44MgajfMgMRpvEuS_Jpw&s=19 a loving racoon lol
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Missouri with a rare logical policy, I have to give my home state some props for that. Can't imagine it will last very long though.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Eighty year-old Mr. Philbins who can barely walk carrying a gun around his waist that weighs more than he does. dont forget Mrs Jones, 36, followed the school training plan to the letter but the SWAT team saw the gun in her hand and unloaded on her anyway
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For a heavily armed nation Americans sure are bootlicking cowards.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/shomaristone/status/1532392446629380096?s=20&t=eRggg9U4lTuMKxUi8AtITQ I mean..... Not siding with this guy at all.. but uh... I will say that... While it's OBVIOUSLY reflective of all the stuff we already associate with school shootings and such, gun control, mental health, et al.... Maybe it is also a commentary on the lovely state of our medical system in the u.s.
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Monkey Fracas posted:a loving racoon lol *Translator's note: "Raccoon" is Conservative for "Black Person"
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GolfHole posted:just realized it's only a matter of time before kids can legally* carry guns to class lmfao *subject to execution at SRO discretion because he felt scared Toplowtech posted:A few years back, I saw a charging 500 pounds wild boars get killed by a 70s year old man with a double barrelled shotgun, but yeah he suuuuuuuuuuure do need a war weapon for... *checks note* racoons???? that double barreled shotgun probably cost money but at this point an AR15 costs about the same as a week's groceries for a family of four. shoot 30 raccoons and eat them instead, instant savings A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jun 2, 2022 |
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I would ask if these gun nuts gently caress their guns.....but I already know the answer.
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i have thought about getting a gun but not because i fear normal crime per se but all these "lawful" gun owners that might pop off for who knows what reason and claim self defense you know that county in ga where the sheriff puts up signs like "we all own guns here and we have more graveyards than jails" ? my parents have a log home there and im always nervous that my crazy dad will piss off the neighbors by playing music too loud or something and get machine gunned
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The Bananana posted:I mean..... My initial hellworld theory is that the doc wouldn't re-fill an opiate prescription or something equally dumb
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i have thought about getting a gun but not because i fear normal crime per se but all these "lawful" gun owners that might pop off for who knows what reason and claim self defense the kyle rittenhouse trail really changed my mind on gun ownership and ive been on the fence about getting one since i know the answer of MORE GUN isnt going to help things but, god drat there are some crazy motherfuckers. maybe ill start sleeping with a bat AND a knife
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i have thought about getting a gun but not because i fear normal crime per se but all these "lawful" gun owners that might pop off for who knows what reason and claim self defense If someone is aiming a gun at you do you think you're gonna loving quickdraw like it's a western?
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Nocheez posted:I had at least 1 teacher that should never be allowed to touch firearms. They would have definitely killed a student with it. The math teacher with angry short guy syndrome. He'd be the first one to carry if he could too
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It took me a second (I was distracted by the guns), but seeing the racism hit me like a Unless Oreo has some different meaning for chuds than just being a slur towards Obama and others. If so, I missed that one.
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Read After Burning posted:It took me a second (I was distracted by the guns), but seeing the racism hit me like a nah black twitter called my girlfriend that until she quit social media for her own mental health, it's racism!
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Inept posted:If someone is aiming a gun at you do you think you're gonna loving quickdraw like it's a western? no and im not interested in ccw so it's not really anything rational just all these nuts have guns and they cant wait to shoot someone but i guess having a glock on the nightstand isn't really going to help that, so i don't own a gun
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A Fancy Hat posted:Also I had one cocaine addicted teacher in high school and one convicted pedophile (they convicted him after I graduated, but we all knew what was up). A teacher from my high school was also convicted after I graduated, cool country and world huh
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Inept posted:If someone is aiming a gun at you do you think you're gonna loving quickdraw like it's a western? I think there is probably a lot of people that think this, but again a gun to defend yourself or people around you is (should be anyway) a last resort in the Run-Hide-Fight response to an active shooter. I mean if I'm going to be barricaded in an office with someone I'd rather have a gun than a fire extinguisher or a 3-hole punch. From Ready.gov:  Edit: I do not carry a gun.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Picture this: seems like it would be really easy just grab the guns off of these guys while their backs are turned.
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