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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
It feels like they did something bad to the sound in the "HD" version

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Holy poo poo, that laugh.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Scholtz posted:

computer, load up celery man, please

Groot posted:

I am groot...?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Can I get a … nude celery man?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
My wife discovered that our son's new pair of pants has deeper, more functional pockets than all but one of her pants.

Our son is two years old.

Just put pants on the huge pile of things that make it exhausting to be a woman.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Railing Kill posted:

My wife discovered that our son's new pair of pants has deeper, more functional pockets than all but one of her pants.

Our son is two years old.

Just put pants on the huge pile of things that make it exhausting to be a woman.
Pants make things exhausting for everyone

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Data Graham posted:

Can I get a … nude celery man?

Probably :nws: https://i.imgur.com/ElxyX66.png

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Splicer posted:

Pants make things exhausting for everyone

Bring back togas, tunics or kaftans!!!

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Hell yeah I'd wear a toga every drat day

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
All I want is for caftans to not be appropriative so I can be white and maximum comfortable

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


spookygonk posted:

Great work, but gently caress nope.



head, shoulders, knees and eyes, knees and eyes

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



the censorship is so tasteful!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah but it’s all stringy.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Togas are way too much effort, they were heavy and awkward and annoying.
Muumuus are the true comfort option.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I don't want to look like a weirdo.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I have an explanation for why women's clothing typically doesn't have pockets:

The clothing is already going to be pretty tight or generally form-fitting, and pockets create the possibility of unsightly bumps breaking up the "ideal" silhouette (hot drat, i spelled that correctly on the first try somehow) or profile or what-have-you.

See, it's fine for dudes to be bumpy and practical, but fashionable ladies must only have smooth, curved lines.

I made this connection years ago when I stopped carrying around a dad wallet and went "oh."

Also, the super-high-waisted jeans trend that's going around again? If the back pockets are also high to match, they're safe for phones because they're above the sitting danger zone.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I don't want to look like a weirdo.

Too bad

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PittTheElder posted:

Honestly the bigger story is how much money alt-right media has been pushing into promoting it from a "Depp did nothing wrong, #MeToo is dead, women do be crazy!" angle. That one super short rear end in a top hat whos name I blessedly cannot recall is apparently neck deep in it.

Angry Bagel Guy?

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Pocket-seeking ladies, try Uniqlo if there's one near you. My partner just got a nice dress with big pockets, and they even had running leggings with decent pockets.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Angry Bagel Guy?

The worst AVGN clone by far.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I promise you that nobody is willing to pay for my arse.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I promise you that nobody is willing to pay for my arse.

It's a grocery store, I'm sure they have paper bags

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I've had my eye on the domain itsgotpockets.com for a while. I can't decide whether I want to curate clothing that's guaranteed to have pockets or just create a social network for people to grade things on whether they have pockets or not. Maybe a "swipe left for no pockets" kinda gamification

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I have an awesome evening dress designed back in the nineties by Helena Christiansen and it's a hot pink, floor-length dream of thing with humongous pockets concealed in the folds.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

I wonder if he meant this to be as progressive as it is?

Wear that sundress my dude, but for the love of god, YES make sure your balls are secure.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What is the protocol for wearing sundress while scottish and having balls?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

What is the protocol for wearing sundress while scottish and having balls?

It is never sunny in Scotland, so this question is purely hypothetical.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Zipperelli. posted:

I wonder if he meant this to be as progressive as it is?

Wear that sundress my dude, but for the love of god, YES make sure your balls are secure.

i choose to believe it's as progressive as it seems, i'm sure some trans ladies may have the same issue.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Zipperelli. posted:

I wonder if he meant this to be as progressive as it is?

Wear that sundress my dude, but for the love of god, YES make sure your balls are secure.

No way, the whole point of wearing a dress is so your cock and balls get a nice breeze.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Pookah posted:

I have an awesome evening dress designed back in the nineties by Helena Christiansen and it's a hot pink, floor-length dream of thing with humongous pockets concealed in the folds.
Exactly what I look like naked!

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


OwlFancier posted:

What is the protocol for wearing sundress while scottish and having balls?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

gleebster posted:

It is never sunny in Scotland, so this question is purely hypothetical.
Sometimes it is. I once visited for a week and a half, and a week of that was sunny. Nearly all the outside-during-the-day locals were sunburned when I left.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They look like the cast who'd be playing the parody roles in a "Scary Movie"-Movie about Twilight.

This actually exists.

It's made by the _____ Movie guys.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

The Anime Liker posted:

This actually exists.

It's made by the _____ Movie guys.



If you told me that was the porn parody version I'd believe you.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cyrano4747 posted:

If you told me that was the porn parody version I'd believe you.

It is the porn parody version.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Is that meant to be lady gaga?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Is that meant to be lady gaga?

No I think it’s supposed to be Robert Pattinson

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Believe it or not that's actually David Mitchell

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