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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



The author doesn't actually say why violence won't work as far as I can tell by skimming the article. Do they actually state why violence won't work in the article?

They did provide a lot of examples where violence worked.

quote:

We cannot solve the problem of a dying planet through violence. There is no chance of it. Zero.
Reads like liberal hippy bullshit. The hippies failed. The pacifist activists failed. The non-violent scientists failed.

how do you say "Do the needful, nuke white people twice just to be sure, actually make it three times there might be survivors :blastu:" in Latin

Edit: triple nuke :page3:

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atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

ted hitler hunter posted:

The author doesn't actually say why violence won't work as far as I can tell by skimming the article. Do they actually state why violence won't work in the article?

the ones good at violence are also the ones killing us all

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Homeless Friend posted:

that guy was a wimp 100%.

oh yeah

i knew a guy like that we called "hot carl"

"oooh ooh dava, get off me i just came!"

let her have a turn ya daft bugger

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

the problem can at least be mitigated by violence, but

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

ted hitler hunter posted:

The author doesn't actually say why violence won't work as far as I can tell by skimming the article. Do they actually state why violence won't work in the article?

They did provide a lot of examples where violence worked.
yea tbh it seems to me like most people will die and only the most insanely hyper-violent few, willing to betray, kill, and eat their closest friends, will survive

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

TACD posted:

yea tbh it seems to me like most people will die and only the most insanely hyper-violent few, willing to betray, kill, and eat their closest friends, will survive
the Three Robots bits that start S1 and S3 of Love, Death, and Robots are the most realistic, except for the premise that we'll create self-improving AI/machines before expiration

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

FFT posted:

the Three Robots bits that start S1 and S3 of Love, Death, and Robots are the most realistic, except for the premise that we'll create self-improving AI/machines before expiration

i like the implication that if you don't pet a cat a bad thing will happen

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TACD posted:

yea tbh it seems to me like most people will die and only the most insanely hyper-violent few, willing to betray, kill, and eat their closest friends, will survive

Survive until when though? Who survives the collapse itself is going to be pretty random because there's going to be such a confluence of disparate disasters. There's no real set of skills or knowledge anyone can have to help with that period. It'll just be random luck. Didn't get cholera from the water when everyone else did. Decided to move south instead of north. Found a bag of rice one time. Wound didn't get infected. That sort of stuff.

In a post collapse period scavenging and marauding would be a decent survival strategy and circumstances will probably favour people who do that at first but sooner or later they're going to run out of people to prey on. There's are no pirates without commercial shipping. No Vikings without undefended coastal villages.

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

Clear illustration of how chronic lib brain and the eventual disappointment that comes from assuming ideas create reality puts you on a direct route to accepting the dumbest, most reductive biotruths. Even now if you read this op-ed against the grain it's an argument for being as horrible as possible to stay alive.

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Bathtub Cheese posted:

Clear illustration of how chronic lib brain and the eventual disappointment that comes from assuming ideas create reality puts you on a direct route to accepting the dumbest, most reductive biotruths. Even now if you read this op-ed against the grain it's an argument for being as horrible as possible to stay alive.

"For example — we’re currently obsessed by dumb comic-book Marvel Movies in which superhero have — you guessed it — super-capacities for violence. Magical powers not to…make plants grow…give life…care for anything…just to destroy and maim and wreck. It’s telling. Freudian. Even our fantasies of omnipotence aren’t about creating anything, just about destroying things. How…funnily pathetic…is that?"

Ah yes,

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.
The nature of man is struggle, in a word, war!! - Umair Haque, 2023

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

T-Paine posted:

"For example — we’re currently obsessed by dumb comic-book Marvel Movies in which superhero have — you guessed it — super-capacities for violence. Magical powers not to…make plants grow…give life…care for anything…just to destroy and maim and wreck. It’s telling. Freudian. Even our fantasies of omnipotence aren’t about creating anything, just about destroying things. How…funnily pathetic…is that?"

Ah yes,

at least it’s honest about who we are. one of my hated tropes is the “humans are capable of love too” where some alien force sees our history of violence and judges us worthy of death then flips when someone shows them we care for our kids and partners sometimes

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.
My main gripe with Umair's article is that his rhetoric tries to make everyone a knowing accomplice to "violence" and has nothing to say about (or on behalf of) its victims who in fact represent the vast bulk of humanity (e: other than to point out that they exist.) That's idealist liberal misanthropy.

Bathtub Cheese has issued a correction as of 14:13 on Jun 5, 2022

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Bathtub Cheese posted:

The nature of man is struggle, in a word, war!! - Umair Haque, 2023

The Nature of Man is Conflict. In a Word, War.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



This is silly because it depends heavily on your definition of 'solve.' Sure, we can't solve it the way he wants it solved with violence, but human society clearly isn't interested in solving it that way.

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

T-Paine posted:

The Nature of Man is Conflict. In a Word, War.

Yeah, oops

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


How do you solve your planet losing the ability to support this many human beings? Sure, you could do it by fixing the planet.

Or you could just reduce the number of human beings. Problem solved! Violence makes sure you're one of the ones left. Very effective.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Cup Runneth Over posted:

How do you solve your planet losing the ability to support this many human beings? Sure, you could do it by fixing the planet.

Or you could just reduce the number of human beings. Problem solved! Violence makes sure you're one of the ones left. Very effective.

I don't want to defend that essay too much but we don't live under a one world government. It's a bunch of nation states in competition if not conflict with each other. There's not going to be a global plan to do anything like that because you're never going to get any countries to agree to abdicate that much power. Let's say US elite bring a plan to Chinese elite to mutually cull their populations by X% The only thing the Chinese would say to that is "You first."

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't want to defend that essay too much but we don't live under a one world government. It's a bunch of nation states in competition if not conflict with each other. There's not going to be a global plan to do anything like that because you're never going to get any countries to agree to abdicate that much power. Let's say US elite bring a plan to Chinese elite to mutually cull their populations by X% The only thing the Chinese would say to that is "You first."

I believe this state of affairs can be overcome with good feels and reading more Sartre (but nothing from Sartre's bad commie period). Put more existential philosophy in the hands of Putler and Winnie the Pooh and anything is possible

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




ted hitler hunter posted:

The author doesn't actually say why violence won't work as far as I can tell by skimming the article. Do they actually state why violence won't work in the article?

They did provide a lot of examples where violence worked.

Reads like liberal hippy bullshit. The hippies failed. The pacifist activists failed. The non-violent scientists failed.

how do you say "Do the needful, nuke white people twice just to be sure, actually make it three times there might be survivors :blastu:" in Latin

Edit: triple nuke :page3:

facite quod necesse est, vasta albos populos pyrobolis radiantium particularum bis ut certior sis, atqui ter ne qui supersint :agesilaus:

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



the author of that article is mentally incapable of imagining the scope and direction of violence that would have been necessary to avoid the active necrosis of our biosphere

99% sure the author is a liberal anyways so no big surprise

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Is not having kids considered Malthusian ITT still? Ezra Klein put out an op-ed titled "Don’t Let the Environment Stop You From Having Kids" and wanted to see others thoughts on it but if it's gonna be a bad de-rail nevermind. Alternatively we can dunk on Ezra being dumb which is good.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




the only thing that should stop you from having kids is your feelings about it or massive gonadal injury.

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.
I think it's straightforwardly unethical to have children right now, so of course Klein and similar idiots will be enlisted to tell you why it isn't wrong.

For context, Umair Haque has a long track record of liberal-friendly meltdowns about how the American collapse has already happened. Very likely to hit the misanthropy wall faster than anyone with a materialist bent when he finds out moral appeals don't help and only concrete actions can. Probably the best writer in the genre though, tbf

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.
Paul Beckwith has an interesting talk about the interaction of climate change and the El Niño-Southern Oscillation.

Beckwith's video can be a bit of a slog some days so it might be best to skim it for the references and go straight to them. Or fire up Google Scholar, unless you're a lazy sod like me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGSbDGVjlZ4

What I'm getting from this is that the Fraser Valley and Vancouver Island region is running out of growing season and there's a very good chance la Nina is going to keep things cool here for the rest of the summer. Sucks if you're a corn farmer. Good thing other parts of Canada won't be having production issues.

Cool weather crops are doing well, except the ones where flowering is a function of day length and not temperature. My mizuna (lettuce-like brassica) has bolted already but the actual lettuce is happily growing leaves with no signs of flower stalks anywhere. I have no idea. Plants are hard. I'm sure though that smarter people than I will figure out how to adapt our crops to climate change.

I think I will start some winter brassicas early and plant some more peas. Pity my wife hates peas.


Good news! Arizona cities are going to become green and sustainable by 2030! Some dude has been jackhammering curbs to direct rainwater into catchment basins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHyrVKUEirY

I believe Kamala Harris' speech a couple of days ago about making U.S. water security a priority was putting Canada on notice they're coming for our water. Gotta keep those koi ponds filled.

I'm going assume a lazy, gaudy, detritus-eating carp that wouldn't last 5 minutes in the wild is the spirit animal for rich people?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Ezra Klein's argument is that things aren't as bad as they were 70 years ago, so you should be happy and hopeful. He also has that magical neoliberal brain thinking where he says that the suffering will be all around us, but he is of course, somehow, immune. He also points out that the climate scientists who are rich and famous enough for him to interview all have kids, so it's fine.

This is pretty typical of all of his columns: just manufacture a happy store out of something. It's more funny to me that he unintentionally reveals himself and his rich buddies as completely outside of the problem in their special place.

You're still an absolutely insufferable oval office if you whine at people for having kids and tell them they shouldn't have, stop doing that poo poo.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

What film is this from?

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!

I am so sick of the sentiment: "The climate collapse will be a horrible event, of death and genocide and widespread suffering. THUS, it MUST not happen!".

Okay, agreed. BUT HOW DO WE DO THAT, poo poo FOR BRAINS? What is your grand plan to steer us off the current course straight over the edge of a cliff? Oh like this?:

[qoute] Cooperation, at a universal scale. Empathy, on a scale not yet even begun to be understood — for trees, rivers, oceans, animals. [/qoute]

What the gently caress. What the gently caress does that even mean, and how is that supposed to happen?

Can't they just say "vote blue forever and joe biden will give you an electric car" or "blow up a pipeline" or whatever, aaannnnything more concrete than this lame-rear end fishing for some sort of spiritual awakening, acting like the human equivalent of a motivational poster?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

White Rock posted:

Cooperation, at a universal scale. Empathy, on a scale not yet even begun to be understood — for trees, rivers, oceans, animals.

What the gently caress. What the gently caress does that even mean, and how is that supposed to happen?

Funk, on a whole new level
The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble
Chords, strings, we brings melody
G-funk, where rhythm is life
And life is rhythm

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheScotsman/status/1515602717552656388

quote:

These investors create peatland or forestry projects which sequester carbon from the atmosphere. The projects generate carbon credits which can be used to offset the owner’s emissions, or sold on to other polluters via emissions-trading schemes. With government subsidies and tax breaks available, estates in Scotland - where the sale of land is unregulated - are once again at a premium.

Last year, BrewDog bought Kinrara estate in Strathspey to create its "lost forest". Aviva and Standard Life are engaged in similar offsetting ventures in Glen Dye, Aberdeenshire, and Cairngorm National Park. Such ventures carry a veneer of environmental respectability. So too do the rewilding visions of the likes of Anders Povlsen, the Danish retail tycoon and biggest private landowner in Scotland.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Pryor on Fire posted:


You're still an absolutely insufferable oval office if you whine at people for having kids and tell them they shouldn't have, stop doing that poo poo.

Don't have kids. As it stands now there is no way they will have a decent life as they enter young adulthood around 2040. If fact their life then may be hellish. If your desire to have kids now for whatever reason outweighs your desire for them to be happy after you're gone, then you are at best naive about what's coming, and at worst a sociopath who's putting your current happiness above the future happiness of your kid.

Also don't tell people what not to post you whiny little fascist.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

White Rock posted:

I am so sick of the sentiment: "The climate collapse will be a horrible event, of death and genocide and widespread suffering. THUS, it MUST not happen!".

Okay, agreed. BUT HOW DO WE DO THAT, poo poo FOR BRAINS? What is your grand plan to steer us off the current course straight over the edge of a cliff? Oh like this?:

[qoute] Cooperation, at a universal scale. Empathy, on a scale not yet even begun to be understood — for trees, rivers, oceans, animals. [/qoute]

What the gently caress. What the gently caress does that even mean, and how is that supposed to happen?

Can't they just say "vote blue forever and joe biden will give you an electric car" or "blow up a pipeline" or whatever, aaannnnything more concrete than this lame-rear end fishing for some sort of spiritual awakening, acting like the human equivalent of a motivational poster?

it's the lib spirit bomb



BELIEVE

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Trainee PornStar posted:

What film is this from?
Love, Death & Robots S1E2 - Beyond the Aquila Rift

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

mawarannahr posted:

Funk, on a whole new level
The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble
Chords, strings, we brings melody
G-funk, where rhythm is life
And life is rhythm

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Pryor on Fire posted:

Ezra Klein's argument is that things aren't as bad as they were 70 years ago, so you should be happy and hopeful. He also has that magical neoliberal brain thinking where he says that the suffering will be all around us, but he is of course, somehow, immune. He also points out that the climate scientists who are rich and famous enough for him to interview all have kids, so it's fine.

This is pretty typical of all of his columns: just manufacture a happy store out of something. It's more funny to me that he unintentionally reveals himself and his rich buddies as completely outside of the problem in their special place.

You're still an absolutely insufferable oval office if you whine at people for having kids and tell them they shouldn't have, stop doing that poo poo.

I got a similar read as well. He somehow still assumes we will manufacture and consume our way out of it

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't want to defend that essay too much but we don't live under a one world government. It's a bunch of nation states in competition if not conflict with each other. There's not going to be a global plan to do anything like that because you're never going to get any countries to agree to abdicate that much power. Let's say US elite bring a plan to Chinese elite to mutually cull their populations by X% The only thing the Chinese would say to that is "You first."

I think you're reading collaboration into my post where it was not stated. No one needs to collaborate. They just need to do violence, and the one that violences the best will be the winner. Problem. Solved.

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020

not out of it, *through* it

he makes it very clear that millions of dead is already baked in at 2 and we're headed for 2.7 in his head

they're already written off

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
This year's Earth Overshoot Day falls on July 28

quote:

Each year, Earth Overshoot Day marks the date when humanity has used all the biological resources that Earth regenerates during the entire year. Humanity currently uses 75% more than what the planet's ecosystems can regenerate—or "1.75 Earths." From Earth Overshoot Day until the end of the year, humanity operates on ecological deficit spending. This deficit spending is currently the largest since the world entered into ecological overshoot in the early 1970s, according to the National Footprint & Biocapacity Accounts (NFA) based on UN datasets now produced by FoDaFo and York University.

save the date everybody! now that the pandemic is over, it's time for the wild overshoot day parties we've all come to look forward to

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Wakko posted:

This year's Earth Overshoot Day falls on July 28

save the date everybody! now that the pandemic is over, it's time for the wild overshoot day parties we've all come to look forward to

Isn't it something like "if everyone consumed like Americans do we would need 5 Earth's to sustain it"

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Morbus posted:

watching huge ant battles is p fun tho. so is watching thousands of ants spin around in a circle until they die because "that's what everyone else is doing," and "it may not be perfect, but it's the best system we have".

lol

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