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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:



Look at this good boi

Wow, that website has a lot of neat taxidermy crabs/lobsters

https://www.pontusnaturalart.com

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:



Look at this good boi

Devoting years of my life harnessing unholy powers and rituals to painstakingly construct a crystal ball, so I can spy on crabs

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wow, that website has a lot of neat taxidermy crabs/lobsters

https://www.pontusnaturalart.com

Oh yeah, sorry, I could’ve linked to it. I think I’ve posted IG links here before but those don’t seem too popular these days.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Captain Hygiene posted:

Devoting years of my life harnessing unholy powers and rituals to painstakingly construct a crystal ball, so I can spy on crabs

crabomancy is classified as forbidden knowledge

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1532853897886572544?t=yQA0p4thMy3KJF71u2VEIw&s=19

Dig

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Now I kinda want some sort of :crab:/:eyepop: combo

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyBRoberts/status/1532737220272177154

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



'nother millenia, 'nother shell

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtube.com/shorts/rQwJ6oEkd5k?feature=share

cranm

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Missed opportunity for fart sounds dub

That’s the “haste makes waste” crab

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



drat, that's the smoothest crab I ever saw!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Captain Hygiene posted:

drat, that's the smoothest crab I ever saw!

Excuse me, but Cool Crab has been posted several times already in this thread.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


i like my crabs craggly :spongecreb:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
from the OSHA thread

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Gangster? That’s obviously a “gently caress Around and Find Out” crab.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

For anyone not aware, Love Death and Robots S03E02 is directed by David Fincher, and features a giant man-eating crab.

Highly recommend.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


i feel like the number of images and videos featuring crabs with knives compared to all crab featuring media is not a coincidence

like they're learning

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


MrYenko posted:

For anyone not aware, crab.

Highly recommend.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/rKpO40z.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Click this first before watching that gif:

https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
A few crustacean related rewards in VR Fishing this month.


Got Snopped me a new hat though.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Mr. Merdle posted:

How much would you need for me to order one of these?

lol we actually got yelled at today for printing so many random things because apparently we were provided the spools of plastic to use for work related things.

But I was going to reply anyway and say that it probably wouldn't be worth it, it's pretty cheap and brittle plastic. I don't think I could safely put it in an envelope so I'd have to have some sort of real packaging for it. It also takes a few hours to print each one and the machines are often already in use.

It's just a copy of the alibaba Ahnitol crabs that are probably higher quality and come painted. I think those are like $7 but it would probably wind up costing at least a couple bucks for me to ship these things.

I'm still going to try to print as many of these things off at work as possible though, so maybe I'll eventually get a stockpile and be able to send some out to the desperate crab fiends. Still not sure what the cheapest shipping would be for something so small and light but irregular shaped.

edit: I almost forgot-

:yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Time for Crab Hat

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Crustacean Gamification: Name That Video Game Creb!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

"give to me more sand you fools"

https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1532997804339396608?s=20&t=cR6942B3o3tomVv0BGAWQw

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Beastie posted:

Crustacean Gamification: Name That Video Game Creb!



Clawdette

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Correct! Clawdette is featured in BF2042.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

OgNar posted:

A few crustacean related rewards in VR Fishing this month.


Got Snopped me a new hat though.



When do you unlock arms?

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

When do you unlock arms?

Once I can catch a fish bigger than my thumb.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've been experimenting with AI to figure out some options for human carcinization.




Feel free to choose a path and plan your future accordingly!

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Captain Hygiene posted:

I've been experimenting with AI to figure out some options for human carcinization.




Feel free to choose a path and plan your future accordingly!

The Son of Crab

About the painting, Magritte said:

At least it hides the face partly well, so you have the apparent face, the crab, hiding the visible but hidden, the face of the person. It's something that happens constantly. Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by crab. There is an interest in that which is hidden and which the crab does not show us. This interest can take the form of a quite intense feeling, a sort of conflict, one might say, between the visible that is hidden and the crab.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Captain Hygiene posted:

I've been experimenting with AI to figure out some options for human carcinization.




Feel free to choose a path and plan your future accordingly!

What program is this?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bismuth posted:

What program is this?

Midjourney, you can currently apply for their beta test.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
OK, crab. I see you.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


I’d like to join up. Feeling very patriclawtic

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1533880521398185984
Happy Flat gently caress Fmonday everyone

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Augustus Woop-Woop
Dec 14, 2003
wang
surely we did this already

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