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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
hard-hitting journalism from the rising star of GB News
https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1533809922734948352
https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1533820994195972096

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1533829999710593026

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What on earth is it with tories and utterly bizzare fashion choices.

Man looks like he left one direction before they became famous and has arranged his entire personality around this fact.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

did we put a bangin vonc on it yet

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

So what kind of loving songs are the Tories singing in their karaoke groups? Are they just singing God save the King over and over again

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Bobby Deluxe posted:

did we put a bangin vonc on it yet

Absolutely vonc’d it mate already

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

So what kind of loving songs are the Tories singing in their karaoke groups?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCbfAK6g4vs

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

So what kind of loving songs are the Tories singing in their karaoke groups? Are they just singing God save the King over and over again

the ojays - for the love of money
abba - money money money
the money song from monty pythons flying circus

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Results at 9!!1!1!1.

This is better than X factor in its heyday

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

kecske posted:

the ojays - for the love of money
abba - money money money
the money song from monty pythons flying circus

Pink Floyd -Money
Dire Straits -Money for nothing
Wreckless Eric - Take the kash

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Can there be a poll in here?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Bunch of voncers, the lot of 'em.

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
I’m sorry but I burst out laughing.

Heard this on the BB(von)C too

https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1533889858615255041?s=21

2 many snakes in dis VONC pm me hun xoxo

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
*Slaps roof of Boris Johnson* This bad boy can fit so many "Ah! Well. Nevertheless," in it.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Can there be a poll in here?

My understanding is Brexit makes this illegal

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

kecske posted:

the ojays - for the love of money
abba - money money money
the money song from monty pythons flying circus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0

Fun fact that I am going to inflict on other people: I can't hear this without also hearing the goron city theme from zelda OOT

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
need a 8 choice checkbox poll where 7 options are vonk and the other is ed Balls imo

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Aipsh posted:

I’m sorry but I burst out laughing.

Heard this on the BB(von)C too

https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1533889858615255041?s=21

2 many snakes in dis VONC pm me hun xoxo
The follow up is also hilarious

https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1533891596361637891?t=A0RR8SknNsqgui4AKmQw9w&s=19

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Y'know, I'm looking on the bright side. No matter which side wons there will be very sad Tories, & usually can't ask for much more than that

(This is my copium for Boris winning)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why does number 10 need two boot scrapers?

The gently caress are people gonna be stepping in other than paups?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It's for people leaving

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0

Fun fact that I am going to inflict on other people: I can't hear this without also hearing the goron city theme from zelda OOT

For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KDQGgOoX_4

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1533895760244350977

mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0

Fun fact that I am going to inflict on other people: I can't hear this without also hearing the goron city theme from zelda OOT

There was also a video where someone had synced this song to tressa's theme from octopath traveller and was almost perfect. Unfortunately I've long since lost the link to it and can't find it on YouTube now.

Edit: found it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFDlCbcPPFE

mr_jolly fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jun 6, 2022

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1533849973057626117

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://youtu.be/hWmxeaz6ftE

Clap for Boris!

Niric
Jul 23, 2008


I choose to believe it's intentional editorialising: "...figures who are quite significant: Jeremy (oval office), because he is a potential leadership candidate..."

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

148 against, worse than May lol

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:
Ah well, nevertheless...

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Whew... That's pretty bad!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Guess he'll still be able to sing this at Toryoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxfSlIS55mk

Midnight-
Aug 22, 2007

Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair, or fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man - and give some back.
148. Higher than I thought it'd be

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

So he's sticking around?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
148 is a big big number. He's going to have to dish out favours for every single vote now, he has no majority.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

serious gaylord posted:

148 is a big big number. He's going to have to dish out favours for every single vote now, he has no majority.

Nah they're rebels against him not the Party.

They'll make his life hell but won't derail policy (not that there is much).

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dabir posted:

So he's sticking around?

For the time being. Although knowing almost half the parliamentary party wants him gone (& apparently more than half of the membership) I'm sure people around him will be looking for a way for him to exit "gracefully" at some point in the next 6-8 months.

David Davis seems to have been correct in his assessment that the rebels shot their wad too early: they'd have been better waiting until after the by-election double header this month.

For a sense of how poor this result was, Boris had 41.2% against. Thatcher in 1990 stepped down after (& it was a slightly different mechanism but) Hestletine got 40.9% against her. Which isn't to say I think Boris will wake up tomorrow morning & decide he can't go on for the good of the party (never mind the country) because he doesn't give a poo poo about anyone but himself. Just pointing out how lovely a position he's in.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jun 6, 2022

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Amazing.

:allears:

It's a win-win. He's a neutered PM, unable to guarantee a majority in parliament anymore, and he's stopped any of the sycophantic wankers from filling his shoes. He's untouchable for at least a year now, and all the time, he's destroying the party.

I prefer this timeline than that one that leads to PM Truss.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Dabir posted:

So he's sticking around?

Yup, just like Theresa May hung around with fewer dissenters than that.

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

serious gaylord posted:

148 is a big big number. He's going to have to dish out favours for every single vote now, he has no majority.
lol he's not going to care. when he first got in didn't he lose something like 8 votes in a row and set a new record in the process?

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