|
Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife. Alright, alright!! You see?! This is why I hate quoting with a large group! Everybody has their own little posts, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it! I'm going with: Jerk Store!!  "Jerk Store" is the line!!  JERK STORE!! 
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 03:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 22:48 |
|
|
Root Bear posted:Alright, alright!! You see?! This is why I hate quoting with a large group! Everybody has their own little posts, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it! Look! You were right, I was wrong! You don't have to humiliate me about it, alright!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 04:06
|
|
|
Do you know anything about this pretzel guy!? Maybe he's been in the thread a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's posting quotes for a living!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 05:26
|
|
|
Gammy's gettin' upset!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 05:30
|
|
|
Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Look! You were right, I was wrong! You don't have to humiliate me about it, alright! Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 05:47
|
|
|
Sash! posted:Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman! Now what am I supposed to do here? Should I go over there? It's not like somebody died. It's "Beaches" for god's sake.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 06:26
|
|
|
I would describe it as “restrained jubilation.”
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 16:40
|
|
|
Chili posted:Now what am I supposed to do here? Should I go over there? It's not like somebody died. It's "Beaches" for god's sake. If I were you, I'd be down by the dock waiting for the fleet to come in!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 16:55
|
|
|
Yea, I saw Jane topless. Well we all saw her.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 17:04
|
|
|
Bird in a Blender posted:Yea, I saw Jane topless. Well we all saw her. She was flouting. And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune. potee fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 6, 2022 |
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 17:37
|
|
|
potee posted:She was flouting. And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune. It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 18:22
|
|
|
A nickel!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 21:24
|
|
|
I don't like Twix, it has too much coconut.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 21:28
|
|
|
Did you know they changed the name from a Hundred Thousand Dollar bar to a Hundred Grand?
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 23:12
|
|
|
What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 23:13
|
|
|
ALL OF THEM! THEY ALL HAVE SWIRLING CHOCOLATE!
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 23:15
|
|
|
Well. Good luck with all *that*.
|
|
#
?
Jun 6, 2022 23:51
|
|
|
Not Skittles! 
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 02:06
|
|
|
FREE CAN-DAY!
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 04:09
|
|
|
I'm enjoying my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? 
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 04:51
|
|
|
She had man-hands.
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 12:05
|
|
|
Would ya' rather she had hooks?
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 12:28
|
|
Cat Army
|
Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. Y'know, she'll see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Maybe I can get some hand that way.
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 14:53
|
|
|
Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 14:54
|
|
|
So we’re just a couple of white people?
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 14:59
|
|
|
Bird in a Blender posted:So we’re just a couple of white people? I'll give you a couple minutes to decide. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 15:05
|
|
|
Wanna go to The Gap?
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 15:09
|
|
|
I don't think we should be talking about this...
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 16:33
|
|
|
I don't see a white boy. I see a drat fool!
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 16:50
|
|
|
Look to the cookie.
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 21:16
|
|
|
It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint… It’s delicious!
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 22:23
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/vNBK5fj.mp4
|
|
#
?
Jun 7, 2022 23:07
|
|
|
Now if you excuse us, we need to get to bed.
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2022 01:33
|
|
|
I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2022 22:36
|
|
|
What did you take his pen for?
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2022 22:42
|
|
|
potee posted:What did you take his pen for? Hey, potee, let me ask you something. What's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery?
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2022 23:21
|
|
|
Gyshall posted:Hey, potee, let me ask you something. What's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery? As far as I'm concerned, you and your deranged protégé can run the thread by yourselves! I quit!
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2022 23:40
|
|
|
I'm gonna slip him a Mickey. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2022 00:29
|
|
|
Root Bear posted:Alright, alright!! You see?! This is why I hate quoting with a large group! Everybody has their own little posts, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it! Oh yeah!? Well I slept with your wife!
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2022 01:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 22:48 |
|
|
I’ve been waiting out their marriage for three years.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2022 01:55
|
|