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Booyah- posted:lmao that crypto bro from the clip has a whole thread of cope explaining how Defi isn't really his thing and his dog was sick so that's why his answer was so bad I don't understand anything and can barely form a coherent sentence, but by God, I will continue to insist I'm right no matter what.
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Strong Sauce posted:these companies are pretty much "i didn't get to be the one getting merchants fees so i'm going to reinvent the entire financial systems but this time with more steps and i'll be the one raking in the vig." With the added layer that marks like our old friend snotball007 can pay a bunch of money for a rapidly imploding cryptotoken that pays him like 0.0000005% of every burrito bought via the app
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Jun 7, 2022 01:15
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Any moderately skilled programmer could write an AI that would be just as annoying as your average crypto shill: Step One: hey guys whats going on in this thred? Step Two: i have a new scam, it's totally not like all the others because THIS SCAM took us four years to figure out. i must describe it using paragraph and paragraphs of word salad. Step Three: hey, hey guys, please take me seriously Step Four: you guys all suck Step Five: i'm leaving now (but really doesn't, the AI would sit back and monitor the thread, maybe for key words or just generate a random time to return). Oringinal Idea DO NOT STAEL!
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Jun 7, 2022 01:19
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Mad FUD in the thread from Tommy Doubtertons who'll never see wealth. Ya love ta see it, keep complainin', I'm stackin!!!! 😈😈😈😈
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tango alpha delta posted:
Nah, you guys don't suck. No sarcasm, I enjoy a good time with goons. If you ever want to listen/see me bash a crypto project, just look at my Twitter profile. That's how I learned my
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Jun 7, 2022 01:25
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snotball007 posted:Oh, and credit cards? Yeah, Flexa has better incentives. GameStop offered 25% off of purchases on Christmas Eve. Chipotle is currently promoting 10% off with Flexa purchase. i just need to quote this for posterity because its one of the funniest things ive read in here
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Jun 7, 2022 01:31
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Buschmaki posted:Mad FUD in the thread from Tommy Doubtertons who'll never see wealth. Ya love ta see it, keep complainin', I'm stackin!!!! 😈😈😈😈 lol, crypto bros are loving hilarious; you all want wealth so badly that you have problem loving other people over for it. The irony is that none of you would know what to do with actual wealth so you'll end up pissing it away anyway.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:35
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Devon_Wiersma/status/1533886234967396355 i'm convinced that not a single person who's written these wild nft-in-games fantasies has ever actually played a video game before
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Jun 7, 2022 01:36
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tango alpha delta posted:lol, crypto bros are loving hilarious; you all want wealth so badly that you have problem loving other people over for it. The irony is that none of you would know what to do with actual wealth so you'll end up pissing it away. You make an NFT of your wealth and you own it forever, dumbass.....
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Jun 7, 2022 01:37
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snotball007 posted:Nah, you guys don't suck. No sarcasm, I enjoy a good time with goons. I'm not reading all the many words you posted, but with a quick skim it appears to be the good ol' "Yes, most crypto is scams BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE GOOD ONE!"
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Jun 7, 2022 01:38
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Buschmaki posted:You make an NFT of your wealth and you own it forever, dumbass..... lol, of course, why didn't i think of that? it's all so obvious now.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:41
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5% drop rate for the rarest item in the game? Yeah, that's pretty low, I guess.
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snotball007 posted:Nah, you guys don't suck. No sarcasm, I enjoy a good time with goons. Dude, you are a shill and a pretty terrible one at that. read the loving room.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:41
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i can buy chipotle for ~$10. or i can setup some wallet service that produces some type of cryptocurrency that i can't convert back into actual money, which has to use this "L2" service because, "L1" is too slow thus forcing me to use the services of a centralized authority to help speed transactions up which then uses complex mathematical proofs to verify the validity because apparently the centralized authority i use can't do that itself all so in the end the service can generate a gift card with a QR code that tells chipotle that someone gave them $10 in real money.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:43
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Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Devon_Wiersma/status/1533886234967396355 crypto really is divine punishment for two decades of insanely-grindy MMOs and microtransaction-loaded F2P games breaking an entire generation's brains, isn't it
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:cryptos bros will never gently caress they need an app for that.
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Strong Sauce posted:i can buy chipotle for ~$10. spoken like someone who isn't saving 25% at gamestop this christmas 
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real wealth is built up slowly and deliberately over decades, unless you are willing to steal other peoples money. it's boring, but i sleep much better at night. i'm not just talking about money, but relationships, which is something else i suspect crypto bros just aren't very good at. e: lol, i'm calling it right now; friends on the blockchain and friends by concensus and FrieNdFTs. it's the future of relationships! tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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Jun 7, 2022 01:51
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snotball007 posted:GameStop offered 25% off of purchases on Christmas Eve. This has to be satire because it's so on the nose sad it can't be real.
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Flexa found to be the most effective way of laundering money out of crypto through Chipotle: dozens die from making GBS threads themselves to death. This is the headline we need next.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:53
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But will the curvy Chipotle checkout girl respect me y/n
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Easy to offer 25% off to cryptonerds when the supply chain issues means your business has no inventory.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:But will the curvy Chipotle checkout girl respect me y/n She’ll hate your loving guts even more than before
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Strong Sauce posted:i can buy chipotle for ~$10. Lmaooooooo god it’s so ridiculous.
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Not gonna lie, that Flexa example sounds a lot more tedious than simply tapping my phone or putting my card in the machine.
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Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Devon_Wiersma/status/1533886234967396355
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crypto bros honestly don't understand why video game logic doesn't work with real money. news at eleven. e: i'm starting to worry that these crypto bros don't realize everything in a video game is not real. They know it's all just ones and zeroes that have absolutely no bearing on the real world, right? Right? tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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sinky posted:Only 500 of this $29.99 game asset we bought in existence This is really loving funny but I didn't get it until I read an explanation that the NFTs, which cost 800 dollars or some poo poo for a raffle ticket with a CHANCE to get one, is just a straight copy paste of a model from a $29.99 asset pack of horse armor skins from the unreal engine assest store.
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the coinbros that do play games are definatelly toxic peeps that insist there are ssj moon god players, but for some reason, the system/all the other players are keeping them down.
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Salt Fish posted:This is really loving funny but I didn't get it until I read an explanation that the NFTs, which cost 800 dollars or some poo poo for a raffle ticket with a CHANCE to get one, is just a straight copy paste of a model from a $29.99 asset pack of horse armor skins from the unreal engine assest store. Not just the Unreal rear end store, the assest store.
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tango alpha delta posted:crypto bros honestly don't understand why video game logic doesn't work with real money. news at eleven. A lot of them do have basically a young child's, or 90s TV writer's, understanding of video games. Mind you, real money operating on video game logic is pretty much mainstream economics as taught in Western schools and colleges.
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snotball007 posted:Also, congrats on giving me the motivation to come back to the forums just for this. I believe I've found the root flaw in your methodology
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Rad Russian posted:*libertarian NFT goblin rear end noises* Can this be the new thread title?
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Paladinus posted:5% drop rate for the rarest item in the game? Yeah, that's pretty low, I guess. There are mounts in WoW that have a .01% drop rate.
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Zil posted:Can this be the new thread title? Yes.
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“Flexa processes the payment "in under a second," it said, and then settles with Chipotle in either fiat or crypto. It was unclear which option Chipotle will choose. Flexa doesn't share how its partners receive their payouts, said co-founder Trevor Filter in an emailed statement. "What we can disclose is that while many merchants choose to receive payouts in their local currency, more and more merchants are beginning to explore holding digital assets on their balance sheet," he said. Chipotle did not respond to a request for comment.” I wonder which they’ll pick 
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quote:Importantly, issuing a debit card would have necessitated adherence to all of the existing Know Your Customer verifications and credit checks currently involved with opening a bank or payment card account. We want to make payments more accessible in addition to more efficient, and the current ecosystem’s barriers to entry can be especially prohibitive to some. guys they didn't want to do kyc verifications because they just want to help the unbanked buy a burrito at chipotle and then buy halo infinite at gamestop uwu.
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Look guys, I dunno why you're not jumping on the bandwagon to save 25% off a purchase at Gamestop on a single day of the year, versus the 2% cashback on all purchases I make with my card. The math just works out!!! (if you never purchase anything and live a hermetic existence and don't know steam exists) Also the fact that you have to make purchases and consider that your balance is in a stablecoin because of tax reasons is unintentionally hilarious. "Sorry, selling my staked shitcoin is a taxable event, that's why I can't get lunch with you all" is the worst excuse to trot out with your coworkers.
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the unbanked solution would be the usps offering basic banking services. the current jank solution ar e those cash reload able debit cards with 5-10$ fees for everything.
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