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Stux posted:hey im just a simple man. looking for my daily lols. any links to especially epic fails? Content locust, smh https://i.imgur.com/ADGoeGy.mp4
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4th Stimpire Queen posted:Asking questions on Spectrum? That's a paddlin'. This probably would have gone on for at least a few more hours before locking if he mentioned some of the key pieces: 1: Infinite love of Chris 2: how long he was a backer 3: how much money he donated 4: repeat of how much love and trust he has in Chris And then instead of a whole list of questions, you can ask one. Then you wait a week and ask another using the same method of praise as above. This tactic should eventually get you all your answers in a few months. Which in sc development time is literally almost negative time. So in reality you haven't asked your questions yet until you have built your first question asking company 5 years from the last question you ask.
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Jun 7, 2022 13:48
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Stux attempting to troll this thread and it falling totally flat because SC is indeed very dumb and funny to mock is just precious
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Jun 7, 2022 14:49
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Stux posted:hey im just a simple man. looking for my daily lols. any links to especially epic fails? https://www.starcitizen.com
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Jun 7, 2022 14:56
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Spectrum user explains why Star Citizen development is industry standard.quote:
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It's super important to understand that CIG is a professional company with extremely seasoned game development veterans. They fully understand what they are doing, and should be commended for how strictly they are adhering to proven processes to get the game released (Agile with Sprints, pipeline designs, etc.)
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Stux attempting to troll this thread and it falling totally flat because SC is indeed very dumb and funny to mock is just precious Are they some SC nerd? They're a very bad poster.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:13
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Mellow_ posted:Are they some SC nerd? They're a very bad poster. I think they just like shitposting
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Jun 7, 2022 16:20
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Mellow_ posted:Are they some SC nerd? They're a very bad poster. Stux is a truth-teller and people can't handle it.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:21
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4th Stimpire Queen posted:Spectrum user explains why Star Citizen development is industry standard. Do you think CIG devs read this poo poo and laugh at it themselves?
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Jun 7, 2022 16:24
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4th Stimpire Queen posted:Spectrum user explains why Star Citizen development is industry standard. I've never worked at a place that did quarterly internal builds, that's insane. Quarterly release builds? Sure.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:30
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Popete posted:I've never worked at a place that did quarterly internal builds, that's insane. Quarterly release builds? Sure. I guess someone has never heard of QIQD. It’s an industry-standard term for “Quarterly Integration, Quarterly Deployment” and the fact that you’ve never even heard of it says more about you than about CIG.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:33
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.random posted:I guess someone has never heard of QIQD. It’s an industry-standard term for “Quarterly Integration, Quarterly Deployment” and the fact that you’ve never even heard of it says more about you than about CIG. Can't tell if this is a joke or real
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LCL-Dead posted:Do you think CIG devs read this poo poo and laugh at it themselves? I do wonder if devs read this blatant white knighting and what that does for moral. Even if no single dev is directly responsible you've been missing deadlines going on 10 years now and the game is still nowhere close to release but the community won't hold you accountable and in fact says everything is going exactly to plan.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:47
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goonsirs a link if you would, especially if it contains the most hearty of lols. tis what i need this day
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Jun 7, 2022 16:53
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Stux posted:goonsirs a link if you would, especially if it contains the most hearty of lols. tis what i need this day here you go
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LCL-Dead posted:Do you think CIG devs read this poo poo and
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.random posted:I guess someone has never heard of QIQD. It’s an industry-standard term for “Quarterly Integration, Quarterly Deployment” and the fact that you’ve never even heard of it says more about you than about CIG. drat you really got this Shitizen poo poo posting down.
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4th Stimpire Queen posted:Spectrum user explains why Star Citizen development is industry standard. I encourage anyone to go into a meeting room with Serious People and tell them that you will be in alpha for a decade. See how that goes for you. You can tell me how well it went when you're taking my order at McDonald's sometime. 
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One of the key pieces to software development is also a marketing one, that is critically tied to development, which is the catalyst to timing. A critical piece is delivering the right product at the right time to the right people. If any only these isn't in line, your startup flies off into the land of slow death, or your great genius project gets no traction and dies off after nobody cares about it. However, regardless of looking at waterfall or agile or really any project release solution, everything revolves around delivering a product. SC could be considered normal at this point if they acknowledged they were officially released and are in maintenance mode. This is fine too, look at games like no mans sky, or even bigger platforms like windows or SaaS solutions all over the internet. The problem is cig is refusing to announce the game as officially released because it's in terrible condition no matter how you look at it.  I'm sorry your game sucks, but you still need to release it. You can hope to make it better with updates, but hiding behind perpetual development and "alpha" is silly. Especially since alpha is for internal testing, no end users should see the alpha. That's a beta, and the beta should be much better than the alpha too. The only thing this equates to is new project management which is closer to "sponge rubes of money" type cycles. Each sprint you come up with worthless goals, nonsensical requirements, and you have annual successes and failures of meaningless technology words that you create on the fly to indicate false progress. Release notes: * added spider metric networking to the cloud function * updated tangible database touches to better quantify disk location, speeding up remote access by 120% * tightened the graphics on level 3 * removed binary compiling of packets sent via secure network to identify issue identified by a user, which resulted in a 10% latency improvement * sorted an audio issue with doors closing that caused stutter * improved linked topology sorting of pointer lists in streaming to the core server housing, allowing for more flexibility for future additions Then just do this for 10 pages and write a new one when you thrown out another fake update about all the "work" you do.
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All these supposed software devs defending CIG if they went to school for Computer Science probably heard about the bike shed effect at some point and how you could look at CIG and not see that is exactly what's happening is pretty funny.
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r/starcitizenSpectrum on the LGBTQ Contest be like: posted:quote:My theory is that the majority of people who actually make comments on spectrum are people that belong to the refund sub, and are not people who actually play the game. They're being toxic just for the sake of being toxic and to make the game and community look bad quote:I can't seem to discuss it at all online unless I align 100% with the opinions of those that are pushing it without facing backlash. I have to agree with the hivemind. quote:So you are saying the majority of people are homophobes and want them to be ridiculed. You want the majority of people ridiculed? Im pretty sure most people dont give a drat, they just dont want agendas pushed in their face. And for a company like cig its just a marketing stunt, basically checkmark virtue signalling on their resume. Same with all other big cooperations. I dont like the taste of brocolli, I tolerate people who like brocolli, but I will get annoyed if you try to shove one down my throat telling me Im supposed to enjoy it and if I dont Im a bigot. For some reason tolerance is not enough anymore, you have to support stuff. quote:“Survive and thrive” lol. Also, so true, gays are very oppressed, it’s not like every major corporation and politician bows down to them and any doubt upon their biological abnormalities is met with ostracization quote:You would think so, but unfortunately you can't go anywhere without people shoving their ideology down your throat. quote:Maybe people are just tired of this poo poo being shoved in peoples faces. The gently caress does it have to do with SC. quote:Good, gently caress lgbtrash, bunch of toxic garbage. quote:There's just about nothing worse than corporate pandering. There wouldn't be nasty comments if people just kept what should be private, private. quote:Please why do people have to bring this stuff into the game i like? quote:Its an international game, the west makes up a tiny fraction of the world’s population, and the rest of the worlds population doesn’t share the wests views about the LGBTQIA+25/383-4 community. quote:You don't either apparently quote:I dont have an opinion on them either way.
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Mirificus posted:
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet.
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I'm not a racist but spotted in the wild.
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The Titanic posted:I encourage anyone to go into a meeting room with Serious People and tell them that you will be in alpha for a decade. Why would someone like that remain hired by McDonalds? They would just keep suggesting that the next "special" menu item should take 15 years and $400 million to develop before it's served to a single paying customer.
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:Can't tell if this is a joke or real Mellow_ posted:drat you really got this Shitizen poo poo posting down. DaysBefore posted:random is Monocle Cat's alt Oh god, what have I become? 
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Mirificus posted:r/starcitizen from a game with "inevitable consequences of space piracy" when there were only twink character models in game for years this is surprising
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Jeff Gerstman just got a question about AAAA games Someone posted Star Citizen is AAAA in the chat within seconds. good job goon.
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Spectrum being entirely populated by refundian haters has to be one of their most hilarious conspiracy theories.
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Mild mannered Midlander and scorned Elite Dangerous fan Obsidian Ant climbs up onto his usual perch atop the fence he's built over the years to opine on Star Citizen "4.0"... https://youtu.be/hIfQpqNTEoc It's a densely argued, even-handed and cogent dissection of oh gently caress it who am I kidding I haven't bothered watching it, have at it any of you who can be arsed.
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Popete posted:All these supposed software devs defending CIG if they went to school for Computer Science probably heard about the bike shed effect at some point and how you could look at CIG and not see that is exactly what's happening is pretty funny. I find it difficult to believe anyone defending CIGs developers processes and quoting specific project management disciplines has successfully worked in an actual commercial software environment before. When you work with real professionals, not only do they like the strict workplace (by strict I mean you are adhering somewhat to some flavor of some known development and deployment method) and deadlines to meet, they would be horribly bored and distressed if they did not have them. That's why not only do you have professional devs, you have professional supporting teams around them to keep feeding them new information and requirements. If any part of that structure isn't up to standard it usually gets fixed with the right people and processes. I'm not sure I know of many professional devs who would just be happy with doing their own thing and playing for a year or so on something non-critical or impactful to the software. That's called a hobby, not a job.
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Jonny Shiloh posted:Mild mannered Midlander and scorned Elite Dangerous fan Obsidian Ant climbs up onto his usual perch atop the fence he's built over the years to opine on Star Citizen "4.0"... I didn't watch the video but even the description is just towing the line of "Star Citizen it could be amazing... or not!" not wanting to offend anyone by making any sort of claim. Obsidian Ant posted:Star Citizen 4.0 could very well be one of the most important steps for the space game genre for years. Of course, there's no way to tell for sure until CIG release it - however there's a number of reasons that it could well achieve things that no other space game yet has.
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Popete posted:I didn't watch the video but even the description is just towing the line of "Star Citizen it could be amazing... or not!" not wanting to offend anyone by making any sort of claim. Obsidian Ant posted:Star Citizen 4.0 could very well be one of the most important steps for the space game genre for years. Of course, there's no way to tell for sure until CIG release it - however there's a number of reasons that it could well achieve things that no other space game yet has. Well he's got that right but I'm pretty sure not in the way he means.
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Dwesa posted:Uh, I wish had patience to watch it, is it good? I only skimmed comments and I see none of the alleged positive turn in public perception of SC. I wonder where are all the awestruck "ED refugees" and such I thought it was very good! It goes surprisingly deep, like in the funding and ancient history, and is very well-written. Also has some quotable lines in there. I didn't think anyone outside of this thread would be brainbroken enough to know all that stuff. Jonny Shiloh posted:Mild mannered Midlander and scorned Elite Dangerous fan Obsidian Ant climbs up onto his usual perch atop the fence he's built over the years to opine on Star Citizen "4.0"... Popete posted:I didn't watch the video but even the description is just towing the line of "Star Citizen it could be amazing... or not!" not wanting to offend anyone by making any sort of claim. I will hear no criticism of ObsidianAnt! I really like to put him on when I just want to chill and fly around in a sim or whatever. He's indeed very softspoken and and just generally very charitable to the things he covers, such as with his very detailed MSFS updates.
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Lord Stimperor posted:I thought it was very good! I don't dislike him for the most part, I enjoy his MSFS videos to catch up on updates but when it comes to Star Citizen he is very much one of those YouTube content creators who never wants to call out a video game for being bad because it might offend some of his viewers so he always just hedges everything with "but we will see!".
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I will criticize the living poo poo out of ObsidianAnt for packing thirty seconds of content into 7-10 minutes of filler in every god drat video
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FishMcCool posted:Spectrum being entirely populated by refundian haters has to be one of their most hilarious conspiracy theories. The refundians were created by Chris. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many users. They look and feel like commandos. Some are programmed to think they are commandos. And they have a plan.
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Popete posted:I don't dislike him for the most part, I enjoy his MSFS videos to catch up on updates but when it comes to Star Citizen he is very much one of those YouTube content creators who never wants to call out a video game for being bad because it might offend some of his viewers so he always just hedges everything with "but we will see!". Eh I mean would you want a bunch of butthurt Citizens making GBS threads up your comments?
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Kesper North posted:I will criticize the living poo poo out of ObsidianAnt for packing thirty seconds of content into 7-10 minutes of filler in every god drat video That’s my main problem with him. I’ve never been able to finish his videos, they are too drat slow and long winded.
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Kesper North posted:I will criticize the living poo poo out of ObsidianAnt for packing thirty seconds of content into 7-10 minutes of filler in every god drat video dude loving sucks and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever
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