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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

In my youthful stupidity over one christmas break, I thought to mix vodka with store-bought eggnog.

I'm not much of a Lady of Nog, but wouldn't it just curdle?

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Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


https://twitter.com/annevclark/status/1533881802640789508

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1533880368478072832

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1534184240237187073

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Philippe posted:

I'm not much of a Lady of Nog, but wouldn't it just curdle?

It takes something acidic to curdle milk, so just don't add lemon to your vodka nog I guess.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
There is a recipe for an aged alcoholic eggnog that I make that is bomb as hell, but it turns out is not something that people want to be offered on a second date.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Honestly this seems like the B Plot to an episode in this series so it completely works out

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1534196611978383361

Elon, shouldn't you know about predictive content algorithms?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's a shame the richest man in the world can't afford the premium service to remove ads

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/annevclark/status/1533881802640789508

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Philippe posted:

I'm not much of a Lady of Nog, but wouldn't it just curdle?
No, or white Russians would be like drinking cottage cheese :stonk:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

No, or white Russians would be like drinking cottage cheese :stonk:

Is it really a white russian if you don't have to chew?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

A bartender once made me a white russian with powdered creamer

I do not recommend it.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
https://twitter.com/GreyDeLisle/status/1533883131563896833?s=20&t=VxxrAYTx1j3UQc1Lwb7aKA

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1534205153208848386?s=20&t=pP6wx-WzBjkzN0ed6Mt0bw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah the boba fett one or leia and her double sunbathing

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
greedo in heels is my fave

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gonna guess the responses are chock full of misandry accusations

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Nandor: so they are all called Stephen?
Nadja: no you idiot, one of them is The Stephen and the rest are subordinate Steves.
Laszlo: I have to agree with my lady wife. *moving face way too close to laptop* Steven and the Steves, can you heeear me?
Colin Robinson: I think it’s just a glitch, guys we should probably have used Skype
Nandor: oh shut up, you are not helping
Nadja: Yes, sod off, Colin Robinson you stupid unhelpful man!
Colin Robinson: Not a man
Nandor: Perhaps if we lit some insense we could appease this Skype spirit
Laszlo: HELLO STEPHEN AND THE STEVES! WE WELCOME YOU TO SKYYYYYPEH!
Colin Robinson: It’s zoom
Nadja: You’re not helping!
Nandor: Oh this is hopeless *closes laptop*

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

MadDogMike posted:

Even the Game of Thrones Red Wedding fed the guests before slaughtering them! :D


Content:

https://twitter.com/matrioshkadog/status/1533481246302552065

Let me begin

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1534061602332450816

I believe this is the first time an American woman has been recognized as the Throat Goat, at least philatelically

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Stoatbringer posted:

Let me begin

:hmmyes:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1534061602332450816

I believe this is the first time an American woman has been recognized as the Throat Goat, at least philatelically

https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1533857464596439040?s=21&t=xLdViAvwQhRMP1RQFCQoIA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Yeah that's better

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1534061602332450816

I believe this is the first time an American woman has been recognized as the Throat Goat, at least philatelically

https://twitter.com/caslernoel/status/1533891729291722756
https://twitter.com/chrissteinplays/status/1533947375588368396
https://twitter.com/BipolarHaver/status/1533897605788446726

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Gonna guess the responses are chock full of misandry accusations

Surprisingly, no! Laughter and praise

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Gonna guess the responses are chock full of misandry accusations

You should try reading things instead!

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Beeswax posted:

You should try reading things instead!

Choosing not to read twitter replies is usually the sensible option tbf

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/LateNightNelly/status/1533984418431242240

Gorillas have very small penises even!

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Choosing not to read twitter replies is usually the sensible option tbf

Yeah but then posting about what you imagine the replies are makes you look foolish. Yet another poster's conundrum

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/831729932946534400

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This is why I generally avoid answering hypothetical questions.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I’m a bit leery of the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT meme because it kinda makes her sound like a cool person who brought people happiness and that’s not how she should be remembered.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I would suck a gorillas dick to save mankind.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Dr Christmas posted:

I’m a bit leery of the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT meme because it kinda makes her sound like a cool person who brought people happiness and that’s not how she should be remembered.

she's commemorated as a tramp stamp, what more do you want?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Biplane posted:

I would suck a gorillas dick to save mankind.

I would not, so I will send them your way

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

I would not, so I will send them your way

I do it for all of YOU

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Dr Christmas posted:

I’m a bit leery of the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT meme because it kinda makes her sound like a cool person who brought people happiness and that’s not how she should be remembered.

And that's fully valid.

What's less valid is the chuds who referred to Stormy Daniels as a worn-out old whore were the same ones suddenly hollering about "SLUT-SHAMING COMING FROM THE LEFT" when all the Nancy blowjob memes were floating around.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/memesiwish/status/1534097020788428801?s=20&t=DN_GTri3_5WmkTyBK_WPHg

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