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worst thing about june
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that god drat terrible glass animals song that 41 11.05%
only 30 days in which to trumo 75 20.22%
too hot 90 24.26%
amerikkka still exists 165 44.47%
Total: 243 votes
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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok. But why

You can smear it on your dick and balls

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I got lidocaine injections when i dislocated my shoulder and the arm was just kind of hanging loose in the socket but they didn't want to give me enough at first so they made me lay there in pain for 15 minutes before giving me more.
It was fine, i think it's morphine dissolved in alcohol. They shoulda given me more the stingy assholes

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm glad he's keeping himself busy

quote:

Harvey Weinstein sues over 2019 Jeep crash

The former Hollywood movie producer Harvey Weinstein, now in prison after being convicted of sex crimes, on Tuesday sued the U.S. business of Fiat Chrysler Automobiles over a 2019 crash in which he flipped a Jeep Wrangler.

Weinstein is seeking $5 million in damages, saying the Aug. 17, 2019 accident in Bedford, New York left him “catastrophically injured and rendered paralyzed” with “significant and continuing conscious pain and suffering” from what his lawyer called “severe spine and back injuries.”

According to the complaint filed in a New York state court in Manhattan, Weinstein was wearing his seatbelt when the brakes on the 2017 Wrangler failed, causing a rollover.

Weinstein said the defendant FCA US LLC had provided him the “unreasonably dangerous” vehicle in exchange for product placement in one of his films.

Bedford is about 40 miles (64 km) north of Manhattan.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Hatebag posted:

I got lidocaine injections when i dislocated my shoulder and the arm was just kind of hanging loose in the socket but they didn't want to give me enough at first so they made me lay there in pain for 15 minutes before giving me more.
It was fine, i think it's morphine dissolved in alcohol. They shoulda given me more the stingy assholes

That's laudanum, lidocaine is just for numbing

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Virgil Vox posted:

those southwestern two are basically in tucson

And by the time I make it to Tuscon,
It'll be past lunch break.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

I have a doctor who told me he used to say not to worry too much about overusing lidocaine numbing cream but then he saw someone get totally hosed up by completely coating her legs with it

Me to my psychiatrist: Doc, I just don't feel anything anymore

Psych: Have you considered using less lidocaine?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Vim Fuego posted:

That's laudanum, lidocaine is just for numbing

Yeah whatever gimme gimme

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Iron Crowned posted:

You can smear it on your dick and balls

You can smear anything on your dick and balls if you're determined enough

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego posted:

She don't li, she don't li, she don't li
docaine

I can't tell if I haven't had enough coffee this morning or if I need more

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1534245107309768704

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Nonsense posted:

no more hospitals. if they die in prison so be it.

Like in the Days of Our Fathers.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Vim Fuego posted:

You can smear anything on your dick and balls if you're determined enough

anything except themselves

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1534252448059166720

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1534215479925035008

All I can think of his obnoxious, high pitched voice combined with his australian accent lmao.

Like how does anyone take that seriously

Every gang of old boys has a gimp.

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1534210971937423363

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tmckenna1/status/1534252863395975170

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Virgil Vox posted:

:same:

but I didn't go to HS in the 70s or play football so maybe it wasn't for me

Absolutely. It is a really good snapshot of what it was like though in a lot of America.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

That guy is 100% closeted.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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TRUPCIAM: We are psyched to announce @TulsiGabbard joining the lineup w/ @CornelWest

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Ocarina of Time but it's Trump descending the Golden Escalator instead of Ganondorf entering the Golden Realm or whatever.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




but I am already the omega shitbeast

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Yeah, I remember when the biggest thing I was anticipating on SA was when the next BLR video was gonna drop.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

So...do I go for a bike ride later or stay inside?

https://twitter.com/Drjohnhorgan/status/1534165647520849920

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

:hmmyes: as with everything else i posted about the 2016 election, this was correct

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKixlzGEqAo

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

So much malice just swirling around trying to find a target.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Joementum what's it like to have a month off work to post

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
the gays made me hitler because that’s what something new does to a person

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Just take your BOB with you is all.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

anyone got anything special planned?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

So uh what do we do about it

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

my crack sleuthing has uncovered a shocking truth: there are three mcdonalds in marana arizona



why would you live in a place called marinara?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

VideoKid posted:

anyone got anything special planned?

Extinction. Not exactly planning it but trying to fit it in there somewhere,

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



“Put the Trump thread on now!”

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Glumwheels posted:

So uh what do we do about it

vote

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Nonsense posted:



“Put the Trump thread on now!”

ahhh mister apple, we meet again

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