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snotball007 posted:And I'm still laughing at the smoothbrains in this forum thinking that they know anything about crypto. Especially the goof that hit me up with the "I work for the NSA and you text a lot", like he was 12. Please, tell me about bitcoin. Is it like a tiny hat?
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CharlestheHammer posted:Wait I’m confused I thought this was a bit Long story short, this guy was/is special enough to link the forums in his stuff. https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/ I only came back here today because of another sub, just wanted to check on some old friends but still trying to find the link for the chat room (about 4 years ago is the last time I used it, might be gone now). Guess I owe him a thanks for reminding me about these forums existing. Keep on being the best normie. Booyah- posted:lol for sure Probably a game for the Nintendo Switch. Love that little sucker. Rotten Red Rod posted:It literally does not matter if any of us know anything about crypto, you haven't demonstrated at all why Flexa is equal to or better than a normal credit or debit card despite your walls of text Yeah, I have. Faster, more secure, less fees for merchants, rewards on the back end for stakers (again, merchant fee >1% and entirely goes to the stakers), and solves the most fundamental problems of digital cash. But keep saying "BUT THEY DON'T PROTECT ME, I CAN'T CHARGEBACK!" like everyone else who has never had to do a chargeback. tango alpha delta posted:lol, I used to work for the DOD and have friends who work for the NSA. Seraph most certainly is a 'person of interest', as are a lot of coiners. This shouldn't really be a surprise, TBH. Go type into your google machine "MIT 1996 Cryptocurrency". Pulls up a nice document that the NSA put out. Or just look around the CSAIL directory. Basically the people who are actually intelligent have been working on solving the "payments problem" for 25 years now. Also look at the team of the MIT's Digital Currency Initiative or just type "MIT DCI Boston Federal Reserve". kw0134 posted:Knowing the same stale talking points to shill a shitcoin isn't the same as knowing crypto, hth Oh, and I'm guessing you have a vast wealth of knowledge on crypto. Please, enlighten me wise one. 
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Gutcruncher posted:Wasn’t the first legal business to accept bitcoins a burrito place? Is time repeating itself? not sure if it was the very first but Meze Grill accepted them back in the old bruce days that was back when the price of btc was a pretty stable 2-4 dollars and aside from that first bubble (to $31) generally didn't move a whole lot - btc getting hijacked by capitalist vultures made the price too unstable and they had to stop taking it, pretty ironic snotball007 posted:Who is seraph? I avoided GBS like the plague back in the day, still appears to be cancer. someone who got permabanned from SA for having bad opinions on the age of consent and has come back to argue in star citizen / bitcoin / c-spam threads uselessly many times Ad by Khad fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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snotball007 posted:lol, nope none of us are inviting you to vomit this bullshit back up onto our screens. you are a shill and not a very good one. read the loving room. e: how are you this obtuse? just so we are crystal clear, you are a boor; dull, blunt, tactless and completely devoid of the tiniest sliver of self awareness. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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goons_txt needs to have that as a tweet one day. Thank you for answering. tango alpha delta posted:none of us are inviting you to vomit this bullshit back up onto our screens. you are a shill and not a very good one. read the loving room. Don't worry, I'm leaving before you sick your magical NSA friends on me but mainly because my question was just answered by a much more useful human being than yourself Here's a little hint. People that have secret squirrel jobs don't brag about it on the internet to strangers.
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snotball007 posted:goons_txt needs to have that as a tweet one day. Thank you for answering. lol, you are a very, very silly man and a terrible salesman. It doesn't take much to rattle you at all. That's probably something you should take a look at. The moment you lose your cool, you lose the upper hand. Did you seriously not know that the NSA has been gathering data on Americans since 9/11? If it makes you feel better, you are just a drop in a very large bucket. e:buttcoin tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jun 7, 2022 |
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In the SA buttcoin thread having the time of my life posting with my fellow goons about how to buy burritos and donuts with butts. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Lol at thinking 'using an inefficient database' makes you a killer app.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:In the SA buttcoin thread having the time of my life posting with my fellow goons about how to buy burritos and donuts with butts. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:In the SA buttcoin thread having the time of my life posting with my fellow goons about how to buy burritos and donuts with butts. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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i thought you were supposed to just HODL bitcoin as a store of value. why would you waste precious bits on burritos at all ???
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snotball007 posted:
It's neither of these things, you loving moron. And lmao if you think they wouldn't jack up the merchant fees if this ever achieved widespread adoption.
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pfeh like this guy has even read the Chipotle white paper
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snotball007 posted:
hey guys is this what they call 'projecting your feelings onto others'? it's really, really, really hard to tell. butt coin
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Don't feed the coiners. Instead look at this nonsense https://www.offline.cash Someone is recreating the Ron Paul printed bitcoins The best part is that to use their "No accounts, no custodians, just censorship resistant money everyone can use." their servers have to be up.
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snotball007 posted:Yeah, I have. Faster ... Don't care to talk about the other stuff but I don't see how opening an app and navigating to generate a gift card and then scanning it is faster than just tapping my phone. Or in the worst case, putting my card in a machine.
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So let me get this straight, the fees are wired to stakers, who then produce trangs and blits and claim raffle prizes, and one of the prizes is a calculator, and then you enter the total number of trangs and blits, and that opens the secret door to bitcoin? I think I'm getting it now.
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I just can't believe someone is in here stanning for bitcoin. Like dude is literally trying to scam us. It's loving hilarious. Go back to failed coin discords you stupid scammer. Those are the only marks you'll ever scoop up anyway.
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Scratch Monkey posted:also I'm embarrassingly wrong: it was Jimmy Doolittle flying a B-25 Mitchell, named after the aforementioned Billy Mitchell, who lead the raid on Tokyo in 1942. However, Mitchell did see the future of naval aviation. I'm not sure what either man's high score in Donkey Kong was, though Billy mitchels DK score was fake, so maybe a perfect analogy 
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LifeSunDeath posted:I just can't believe someone is in here stanning for bitcoin. Like dude is literally trying to scam us. It's loving hilarious. It's not a scam, it's the next generation of WEB the World Wide Web 3.0 which will make it so all your favorite video game characters can play together in the same video game.
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Salt Fish posted:It's not a scam, it's the next generation of WEB the World Wide Web 3.0 which will make it so all your favorite video game characters can play together in the same video game. GameMasterAnthonyCoin
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I mean, it's a decent scam. You're backing gift card payments with some money (which you require customers to supply, and don't allow them to extract) and then you try to convince merchants to receive payment in your proprietary coin, which they must redeem through you and only you. You can talk about lower transaction fees and such, probably incentivizing that with further discounts in early days. As with all crypto, you either need to duplicate everything the established methods have (verification, charge backs, security) or fall prey to the same problems the established methods have already fixed. It's still set up for a great rug pull, at minimum, so not a bad exit strategy when things go sideways for them.
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Salt Fish posted:It's not a scam, it's the next generation of WEB the World Wide Web 3.0 which will make it so all your favorite video game characters can play together in the same video game. sounds like the FYRE festival of coding, I trust it implicitly, and really want to dump all my wife's money into it. gamers exist and will spend money on anything, and I'm totally gonna get rich off speculating microtransactions! what I'm saying is: SIGN ME UP e: Is there like a form for bitcoin or do I need to just scream really loudly outside? followup question: when will the bitcoin take effect? Like will I feel it immediately?
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Hi guys I found 10 obsidion rocks in the Donkey Kong Country mine cart level, looking for someone who can transform them into an Enchanted Mitten Of Wool (a huge upgrade over the Mithril Jockstrap I've been wearing for weeks). Can't wait to finally destroy my best friend on Mario Circuit 1. Serious replies only please!
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if i wanted to get tech douchebros to give me money for a bunch of made up bullshit, i'd just bust out my tarot deck
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but, but, but, they've been working on Flexa for FOUR YERES so this time its going to be totally different. pinkie promise, i swear!
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tango alpha delta posted:lol, I used to work for the DOD and have friends who work for the NSA. Seraph most certainly is a 'person of interest', as are a lot of coiners. This shouldn't really be a surprise, TBH. How do I become an NSA person of interest? I want to waste some government resources having them track my boring rear end. Do I need to say I am going to assassinate the president of a country? Because I can do that. Pick a country and I'll say I'll assassinate their head of state... in Team Fortress *wink* *wink*.
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I found a bunch of bitcoin in my cereal box today...I just threw that poo poo away LOL
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It's actually called "eubocoinophilia."
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Random Stranger posted:How do I become an NSA person of interest? I want to waste some government resources having them track my boring rear end. Careful they might just recruit you
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Random Stranger posted:How do I become an NSA person of interest? I want to waste some government resources having them track my boring rear end. If you assassinate a level 128 Orange Wizard of Petulance there is a 5% chance of him dropping an Immaculate Orb Of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. edit: keeping nsa off my back! JammyB fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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Random Stranger posted:How do I become an NSA person of interest? I want to waste some government resources having them track my boring rear end. e: lol, the quickest way is to give the CIA, FBI or NSA a call and ask them the exact same question you asked me, verbatim. They'll ask for your name, number and address and then add you to a list. lol, i'm retired, but pretty much everyone in the US/Canada/UK/Australia/New Zealand are being tracked in some capacity; there's certainly more than enough data storage for that. Each country even monitors THEIR neighbor and then shares the data so that YOUR country can say with a straight face "no we are not doing this thing to OUR citizens." I know you are joking, but you DO NOT want to become, I think the actual term is, 'associated'. lol, there's a special term for coiners at the NSA but it's extremely rude. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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Gotta get the banks out of the picturequote:The network includes various exchanges and financial institutions to provide compliant settlement across multiple jurisdictions. Oh
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Fiat? More like Fix It Again Tonycoin
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snotball007 posted:And I'm still laughing at the smoothbrains in this forum thinking that they know anything about crypto. Especially the goof that hit me up with the "I work for the NSA and you text a lot", like he was 12. Haha goddamn man, just let it go. You hosed up! Edit: Go check out the YOSPOS Bitcoin thread, I'm sure you'll get a warm welcome with the revolutionary gas station gift card.
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pippy posted:Can someone explain what exactly he's proposing here? https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1534313789037985792 yes, yessss
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