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Thinking about asking people mundane questions about their personal preferences then telling them they are wrong. "What's your favorite color?" "Yellow" "Wrong! It's blue." "It's yellow." "Nope, wrong. It's blue."
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Twenty Four posted:Thinking about asking people mundane questions about their personal preferences then telling them they are wrong. Rorschach tests where it's a photograph of something mundane. "What do you see in this image?" "It's a sofa." "Hmmm. your interpretation of this image leads me to believe that you are a sociopath." "No, it's literally a picture of a sofa. It's from an Ikea catalog. It says 'Sofa' down in the corner." "I'm afraid we're going to have to commit you for your own safety and the safety of the community."
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Jun 7, 2022 02:35
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Rorschach tests where it's a photograph of something mundane. lol!
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In other news, the city council of Davenport, IA has unanimously decided to change the name of their community to "Sofa." They felt that "Davenport" seemed a bit stuffy. "We feel that this name change will reflect our desire to welcome a younger populace with open arms," said a statement from the mayor's office. Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jun 7, 2022
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Jun 7, 2022 02:40
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Jun 7, 2022 03:03
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I put my pants on limb by limb like any other dancehall mc |
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Jun 7, 2022 17:19
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A German sausage manufacturer whose slogan is "Live your Wurst life!" |
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Jun 7, 2022 18:01
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the best peanut butter sandwich on earth *a totally normal, mundane peanut butter sandwich on untoasted white bread* *on a plate* *held by a very attractive and very naked woman* |
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Jun 8, 2022 01:36
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Rewrite "I've got a golden ticket" to be from the point of view of Uncle Joe (Stalin). |
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Jun 8, 2022 13:14
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“I've got a golden ticket" by Grandpa Joe Satriani is just a 25-minute-long guitar solo. |
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Jun 8, 2022 13:21
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Prof. Crocodile posted:“I've got a golden ticket" by Grandpa Joe Satriani is just a 25-minute-long guitar solo. |
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Jun 8, 2022 13:30
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Prof. Crocodile posted:“I've got a golden ticket" by Grandpa Joe Satriani is just a 25-minute-long guitar solo.
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Jun 8, 2022 16:41
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A Ferengi comedy film about reverse x-ray specs that make females look fully clothed (inviting others to unclothe them, the height of perversion). |
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Jun 8, 2022 17:31
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I’ve sucked dicks you people wouldn’t believe. Seamen on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched cum-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those dicks will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to suck. |
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Jun 9, 2022 11:40
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The Ferengi trying to explain capitalism to the Ents. |
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Jun 9, 2022 17:57
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Ross trying to explain that him and Rachel were on a break when he banged the copy girl to the Ents. |
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Jun 9, 2022 18:25
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Nintendo commissions Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion to rewrite the PokéRap, with disastrous results. |
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Jun 9, 2022 23:12
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shirt on bottom, skirt on top
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Jun 9, 2022 23:33
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Wet rear end Pikachu |
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Jun 10, 2022 00:13
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Harold Fjord posted:Wet rear end Pikachu |
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Jun 10, 2022 00:33
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certified mareep 7 days a week |
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Jun 10, 2022 02:08
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Harold Fjord posted:Wet rear end Pikachu |
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Harold Fjord posted:Wet rear end Pikachu
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a oyvind thorsby kind of thing where there's a race of creatures that harbors a small population of another race of creatures. the smaller population has a talent of being able to rip doors off their hinges. they are considered useful by the larger population because in emergency's they can breach doors. there's a downside though, the door ripping population always rips doors off, like, it's the only way they can open doors. so you invite a door ripper to a bbq, you know at least one door in your house is going to need to be fixed afterwards. it's cool though because you know that if the house was on fire and you were trapped in it, that would be your bud coming to clear a path for you. eventually they get to the point where they, like, velcro all their doors on so that the larger population can rip their own doors off. this makes the smaller population superfluous and they are exiled. after the ensuing war, society is rebuilt without doors altogether |
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Speaking of doors, you can tell something is in the future by the hosed up doors everywhere. That's how you also know that we're not living in the future. All the doors are normal. Like if you went to a super high tech research lab tomorrow, you'd have to open a regular door with a handle at some point. Or maybe some glass panels with a motion sensor like the grocery store has. Maybe a revolving door. No metal irisis, no elaborate reinforcing beams or retracting pistons, just regular doors. |
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Jun 10, 2022 05:50
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Pikachu learns the important of material possesions and vaginas. |
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Jun 10, 2022 11:29
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A building made entirely of doors. It's not long walls with a door in them, the walls are all doors. Just doors everywhere. Come and go anywhere you please.
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Jun 11, 2022 04:47
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the dude with a clipboard making sure all the exit signs are properly illuminated in an mc escher space. does he eat top ramen for lunch? |
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lichenthrope: on the full moon you turn into crap that sticks onto rocks |
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BALLS DILDO posted:lichenthrope: on the full moon you turn into crap that sticks onto rocks
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The Proofs of the Existence of Dogs originally conceived by the Roman theologian Canis Lickballicus, they were lost to the west for centuries surviving among islamic schollars until the late middle ages when they were reintroduced. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jun 11, 2022 |
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Jun 11, 2022 22:07
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a clown giving tiktok lifehacks clowntip #11 most people peel their banana whole uh uh that won't cut it break the thing in half beforehand now you got TWO peels *tosses them into the air* *taps nose knowingly, honking it in the process* *slips twice walking to turn off the camera* |
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Jun 12, 2022 05:40
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A comic book style page of the scene in Star Wars where Yoda says "do, or do not. There is no try", and then Luke says "wait, did you just say do not is an option?" and then a panel of a womp rat on the desert of tatooine and Luke dive bombing it in his x-wing, then flying off ecstatic going "woo hoo!!" |
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Jun 12, 2022 08:43
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then cut to jabba having gross slugman sex atop carbonite han solo slab. the paralyzed face seeming to grimace further with every slugman thrust |
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Jun 12, 2022 08:57
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Scooby Doo's alter ego Scooby Doonot. His purpose is unclear. |
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Jun 12, 2022 11:11
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Jabba the Hut is low key really into Japanimation. |
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Jun 12, 2022 11:13
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Kenobi: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine." Vader: "Okay..." *Walks away* Kenobi: "...gently caress!"
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RavenousScoot posted:a clown giving tiktok lifehacks This is genius. |
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a dude whose first exposure to trans politics is the matrix films, who is totally onboard with being a trans ally. But isn't quite sure where the metaphor ends and is just a massive idiot. "So like, you take these hormone pills and they let you stop bullets with your mind? " "So how is Morpheus in the real world?" "Should I be worried about turning I to a Smith" And a transperson having to exasperatedly explain trans politics to a well meaning idiot who just really digs the matrix Jestery fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Jun 12, 2022 |
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Whether the state of nature has an honours system? |
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