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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

a vaporous form floats in through the crack under the door, takes a vague human form, headbutts you and asks if you'd suck a honey badger's bootyhole with tabasco sauce. rock over london, rock on chicago. wheaties, breakfast of champions

:hmmyes:

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

John Lee posted:

A: Eggnog has hard liquor in it by default as part of the recipe. Does eggnog from the store not have it?

B: You're worried about curdled milk over the raw eggs?

I'm guessing you don't live in America. Store bought egg nog is very different from traditional egg nog recipes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Deep Glove Bruno posted:

a vaporous form floats in through the crack under the door, takes a vague human form, headbutts you and asks if you'd suck a honey badger's bootyhole with tabasco sauce. rock over london, rock on chicago. wheaties, breakfast of champions

One headbutt for you.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1533620381600423938

https://twitter.com/Oracle_ofDelfi/status/1533779273097551872

https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/1534007839752167427

https://twitter.com/UnwinderH/status/1533857674378350594

https://twitter.com/WillManidis/status/1533599437565710336

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
There is a programmer on that plane giving a lecture on thread safety.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1534089045365514240

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Biplane posted:

I would suck a gorillas dick to save mankind.

A couple pages back but mankind isn’t worth saving

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

John Lee posted:

A: Eggnog has hard liquor in it by default as part of the recipe. Does eggnog from the store not have it?

B: You're worried about curdled milk over the raw eggs?

Store eggnog does not (at least in the US)

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/Gen30001/status/1533984465546010624?s=20&t=v7W_vCch6Hq5rd6hT-sU5g

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Frank Frank posted:

A couple pages back but mankind isn’t worth saving

So would you suck a gorillas dick to destroy mankind?

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009



:colbert:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I dunno why everyone is pretending they need a reason.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I've had the reverse experience with podcasts

Podcast guest: and that's why when we're sampling ancient DNA we should never forget that it's more than a sterile sample - this was a human being and in many cases there are living communities who claim these remains as ancestors. It requires perpetual ethical awareness.

Gravely movie trailer voice:. LITTLE GIRLS CHOPPED UP AND THEIR BODIES DISSOLVED IN ACID WONDERY PRESENTS THE MOST GRIPPING TRUE CRIME...

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Fess up. Who in here googled what a gorilla's dick looked like because of the last few pages?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Man I already knew

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Stereotype posted:

So would you suck a gorillas dick to destroy mankind?

I’m not sure I would trust a gorilla to follow through with an extinction-level event were I to comply. Gorillas aren’t particularly trustworthy and likely do not have access to the tools necessary for the job. I would probably end up feeling foolish and/or used.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Benagain posted:

Gorillas are smart as hell they have absolutely thought about it. Then dismissed it because they are wise.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1441077501330132994?lang=en

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
See, this is what I mean. If I were to blow that gorilla he’d never call me in the morning.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


My bad

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

If they can do it to each other, why do we even need a gorilla dick sucking factory?

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Economy of scale

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kazil posted:

If they can do it to each other, why do we even need a gorilla dick sucking factory?

Cheap labor? It probably would take a lot of effort to convince a gorilla to suck your dick

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

A gorilla sucking a human's dick? That's pretty hosed up

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kazil posted:

A gorilla sucking a human's dick? That's pretty hosed up

Wait am I the gorilla in this scenario?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

McCracAttack posted:

Fess up. Who in here googled what a gorilla's dick looked like because of the last few pages?

I didn't want that kind of thing in my phone's search history so I used a laptop at the Apple store.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Frank Frank posted:

Wait am I the gorilla in this scenario?
This bullshit has gone too far.

It doesn’t matter if you are a gorilla or not, please for the love of god start sucking before the security guard sees us.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

PYF Tweets: Harambe Hummmers

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Getting some sweet fresh-squeezed Grape Ape juice.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/NoraMunro/status/1534364615844429824?t=e3G9YI2cWk3DlPOgNDV8TQ&s=19

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
It looks like the tortoise upside-down in the desert if you squint hard enough.

bort
Mar 13, 2003

McCracAttack posted:

Fess up. Who in here googled what a gorilla's dick looked like because of the last few pages?

I looked it up. It's pithecophilia

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Looks like something out of Hard Drivin’ more like.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Bullshit low poly rear end truck

You need a super fx chip to render that thing? Atari jaguar lookin rear end

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Breaking Bad Pontiac Aztek rear end truck

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Running material stress tests on your vehicle is quick and easy when it only has 4 polygons

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

For real, though, I want to see the render of the aerodynamic stresses on all those hard edges. Just a car outlined entirely in red.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Frank Frank posted:

Store eggnog does not (at least in the US)

That's just a bottle of weird custard.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Fuckin Star Fox boss lookin rear end truck

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/alisonbechdel/status/1534331494721900546?s=21&t=Q6JlWeZumsx--LYPfPs0hqKRltMBm-H3IAmD7caruDA

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I mostly follow Kids Tell Jokes for the absurdism, but sometimes it's just creepy.

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1534430199269441537?t=osFMneIzNi2VNt9oDHBHrA&s=19

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