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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Released on the 5 year anniversary of the election for maximum psychic damage

https://twitter.com/sweet_lozenge/status/1534463531525058560

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Hardly surprising though is it

In hindsight, they would've machine gunned people in the streets before letting Corbyn's Labour take power

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Released on the 5 year anniversary of the election for maximum psychic damage
Or an NDA just expired.

This seems almost... hopeful though
https://twitter.com/chriscurtis94/status/1534457003673894912

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Always barbarism, never socialism.

1965917
Oct 4, 2005

e: nvm it wasn't that funny

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I will never not be loving furious about 2017 for as long as I live.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

I once saw a GP go on Wikipedia to look up contraindications for something he was about to prescribe. I know information's information and part of the qualification should be able to filter obvious lies and it might be more up to date than some 2kg textbook if you also read the citations but there's something off-putting about going to the Free Encyclopedia That Horse Paste Eaters Can Edit for that specifically. At least do an internal NHS branded one (I'll set up the wiki).
Even more worrying is how often wikis are edited by corporate concerns to hide negative info or research on their products. For example, there is at the moment a lot online downplaying the link between ibuprofen and certain kinds of asthma, which is incredibly dangerous for people for whom it is a trigger, but obviously good for companies who want to keep selling ibuprofen by the bucketload because everyone is overworked and inflamed.

The amount of GPs I've been to who've straight up recommended I take ibuprofen for something, and then given me a blank look when I've pointed out I have asthma. It's all the more worrying because don't they even have time to glance at history before appointments now?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
I see that both covid cases and hospital admissions have stopped decreasing and show the first signs of a possible new uptick. What are the odds the jubilee is going to have acted as bunch of superspreader events across the nation?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Released on the 5 year anniversary of the election for maximum psychic damage

https://twitter.com/sweet_lozenge/status/1534463531525058560

I know the game is fixed, I accept that. What really upsets me now is that even when they're telling you how they rigged the game they will point blank refuse to admit the game is rigged.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

BUPA definitely has private GPs. They're not as easily accessible and will probably require some travelling.

I used to have a subscription to a private GP service that operated on most of the London mainline stations.

When I was a temp it was financially better for me to be able to get to a paid GP near work than to lose a day's pay visiting my local GP because of the system which requires you to have a GP near home rather than or as well as near work.

It was also extremely useful when I started getting a dodgy heartbeat because by the time I visited my local GP it wouldn't be doing it, but it was doing it at work when I was temping one time and my boss sent me over to the private GP just a couple of minutes walk away immediately and I was strapped to the ECG and the dodgy heartbeat was picked up straight away.
(Egyptian docs also picked it up because they would take my pulse for whole minute instead of 10seconds like UK ones).

Friend of mine's sister aged 39 at the time had chest pain for several months, visited her GP several times, he obviously wrote her off as a 'bored neurotic housewife' and on her final visit sent her away with a couple of aspirin. She died of a massive heart attack in his carpark.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
UK, 2022 https://twitter.com/SittonGary/status/1534148868396531712

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

It was also extremely useful when I started getting a dodgy heartbeat because by the time I visited my local GP it wouldn't be doing it, but it was doing it at work when I was temping one time and my boss sent me over to the private GP just a couple of minutes walk away immediately and I was strapped to the ECG and the dodgy heartbeat was picked up straight away.
(Egyptian docs also picked it up because they would take my pulse for whole minute instead of 10seconds like UK ones).

Friend of mine's sister aged 39 at the time had chest pain for several months, visited her GP several times, he obviously wrote her off as a 'bored neurotic housewife' and on her final visit sent her away with a couple of aspirin. She died of a massive heart attack in his carpark.

Jesus. I get that the GP is probably overworked but that's just malpractice.

I have an ECG on Friday to tell if my faint last week is serious.

Kinda wild that I fainted on the Monday, called the doctor on Monday, got a phone appointment Tuesday afternoon, which led to me booked for the next available ECG which is the Friday of the week after.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

So grim. :(

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
The NHS is...it's just kinda dead already, isn't it?

It was never going to be just one Big Thing, it was always going to be just sorta realising it's already happened, it's already wrecked beyond repair (at least any sort of repair permissible under late capitalism/absolute regulatory capture)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm more optimistic. The NHS isn't dead forever, it's just dead under Tory malevolence.

I've seen enough of Starmer's actions since taking leadership and read enough of the Starmer Project to know that were he to take power he would not return to his socialist roots, the best we can hope for is he stops the deliberate poisoning of the NHS, not because of ideological reasons but for political expedience.

Hopefully also maybe press regulation? Or will he be like every other dickhead and think that he's either immune to the press or that they'll back him uncritically.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Thinking about PFI.
I can't remember how long these payments were going to go on for - my brain is telling me it was 60 years from about 25-30 years ago.

I was thinking how would it be if a new govt (coz obviously the tories won't do it, without a doubt tory cronies amongst others making too many £poonds out of it) said "we're going to stop paying this out and we will make a single offer to buy out the remainder of the contract" - sort of like compulsory purchase. I'm sure there must be ways and means of doing it without getting sued.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

^^^ or just building the cost of getting sued into the process.

The second Starmer is near power he will be surrounded by lobbyists and dickheads who will easily convince him that continuing privatisation of the NHS is a good thing, because he has no beliefs or political nous except that which will keep him in what he sees as the in-crowd. And when the in crowd is Streeting & Phillips, we're not even going to see Tory lite, it's just going to be Tory.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

I'm more optimistic. The NHS isn't dead forever, it's just dead under Tory malevolence.

I've seen enough of Starmer's actions since taking leadership and read enough of the Starmer Project to know that were he to take power he would not return to his socialist roots, the best we can hope for is he stops the deliberate poisoning of the NHS, not because of ideological reasons but for political expedience.

Hopefully also maybe press regulation? Or will he be like every other dickhead and think that he's either immune to the press or that they'll back him uncritically.

The fact Wes Streeting is Shadow Health Secretary should tell you all you need to know about the priority of the NHS under Kieth

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Things the NHS needs to start functioning, in no particular order:

A unified funding model. It is absurd that there is no integrated way of funding treatment. Funding should be allocated retroactively (that is, the government should be charged by the NHS for treatment it conducts, regardless of whether it’s a referral). This should be separate from funding allocated proactively to cover wages, staff, buildings maintenance, and so forth. This should be reviewed periodically and surplus cash at the end of the year—if invested in non-essential QoL improvements for patients and staff—should not result in reduced funding.

The end of outsourced hospital staff. I’m not talking doctors, I’m talking cleaners, porters, cafeteria staff: all the people who vastly outnumber the ‘medical’ staff but who are essential to a self-improving, passionate community within hospitals and surgeries.

The repeal of Blair’s nonsensical ‘everyone should see a consultant’. It’s simply not practical or necessary. A well trained nurse is perfectly capable of providing medical advice and treatment in a great many non-urgent cases. We don’t have enough consultants, and Blair’s approach was simply to make it easier to be a consultant, with the resultant lack of diverse experience being held by people with that title.

Pay. More pay.

Established rules and processes for protecting whistleblowers. This is critical. If people can’t speak up not just about malpractice but about bullying, cultures of disrespect, and all of those other ‘community’ ills then it’s hosed. It’s a nohoper because it will allow arseholes to profit.

Hospitals should be managed by a triumvirate of someone with business acumen who understands how to spend money, a senior longstanding consultant who understands where to spend the money, and a union representative of the labour classes who stand to (theoretically) benefit to understand if the money is being spent well. Hospitals are not for-profit organisations, but that doesn’t mean the spending habits can’t be scrutinised.

Anyway none of this will ever happen so whatever

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Tesseraction posted:

I'm more optimistic. The NHS isn't dead forever, it's just dead under Tory malevolence.

I've seen enough of Starmer's actions since taking leadership and read enough of the Starmer Project to know that were he to take power he would not return to his socialist roots, the best we can hope for is he stops the deliberate poisoning of the NHS, not because of ideological reasons but for political expedience.

Hopefully also maybe press regulation? Or will he be like every other dickhead and think that he's either immune to the press or that they'll back him uncritically.
I'm of the view that the reason the entire press went after Corbyn so destructively and relentlessly was primarily because of his manifesto commitment to implementing Leveson 2. Anything else was standard "Labour will increase taxes and not hurt the people we dislike" vitriol, but that was a direct threat to their meal ticket.

I also think the NHS is hosed, because even if they get in the Labour Right will never undo the damage the Tories have done; at best, they'll freeze things as they are (poo poo). Then when the Tories get back into power, they can carry right on with the wrecking.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

The fact Wes Streeting is Shadow Health Secretary should tell you all you need to know about the priority of the NHS under Kieth

Reminds me of my mentor at my last job when I asked if he was voting Labour in 2015 (I was wavering between Greens and Labour because I'm a swing constituency) and he said he's not voting Labour because "they've got loving Ed Balls as chancellor"

Wes Streeting is the Ed Balls of Starmer

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Wes is stored in the Balls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

France is stored in the Bacon

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




The NHS has a kind of cultural inertia that means there are even tory voters who support it, but that's only because it already exists. If the NHS didn't exist and you suggested it today, most of the Labour party would just laugh at you.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I mean you saw this with how the Labour Right responded to poo poo like "nationalised energy companies" with "what next, free oxygen?!!?!"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And yet it remains popular with the public from zoomer leftists to gammon nationalists.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I mean pointing out that the French government partially owns and thus profits from our privatised energy system kinda highlights how nationally cucked we are by Tory policy.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

Reminds me of my mentor at my last job when I asked if he was voting Labour in 2015 (I was wavering between Greens and Labour because I'm a swing constituency) and he said he's not voting Labour because "they've got loving Ed Balls as chancellor"

Wes Streeting is the Ed Balls of Starmer

I'm not sure this applies because Starmer's actual chancellor is, if anything, worse than Streeting. Rachel Reeves should be one of the strongest arguments against letting Labour anywhere near power.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
What bugs me is an acquaintance who is a rabid tory has a degenerative disease that is never going to improve and is rendering him year by year more and more immobile and who seems not to understand that in a privatised system ain't no insurance company going to insure him!

He even ranted about actor Liz Carr (I think it was - she was Clarissa in Silent Witness) writing about lack of help to get a mobility car on the grounds that he had to pay for his own hearing aids because NHS ones weren't good enough so people needing mobility cars should pay for their own. He's now not far off needing a specially adapted mobility car himself at some extreme expense he can't possibly afford - and anyway I think they're on leases (I'm sure another friend who has one only gets to lease hers) ISTBC on that point!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Darth Walrus posted:

I'm not sure this applies because Starmer's actual chancellor is, if anything, worse than Streeting. Rachel Reeves should be one of the strongest arguments against letting Labour anywhere near power.

Oh she's a piece of poo poo for sure, but Wes Streeting is glowing nuclear dogshit.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Tesseraction posted:

I mean pointing out that the French government partially owns and thus profits from our privatised energy system kinda highlights how nationally cucked we are by Tory policy.

Cool to remember too that the German government owns 90% of rail freight in the UK, and the German, Dutch and French between them own the majority of the passenger rail services.

I imagine energy and rails aren't the only examples, but they're the two that tend to come up. Wonder how much of British telecoms is owned by foreign state companies.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1534507008937930758

Here comes the wave of “nevertheless…”

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Virgin Media would be joint-run by the Spanish government if they hadn't privatised Telefonica.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

TACD posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1534507008937930758

Here comes the wave of “nevertheless…”

Fine. Let him continue being the albatross. The feathered oval office.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Quetzaldepfeffel

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Jeherrin posted:

Things the NHS needs to start functioning, in no particular order:


but have you considered going private

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Netflix NHS - you sit there scrolling through things for half-an-hour, looking for the treatment you need, can't find anything and give up and go to sleep (die).

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Dead Goon posted:

Netflix NHS - you sit there scrolling through things for half-an-hour, looking for the treatment you need, can't find anything and give up and go to sleep (die).

After several months your knee injury flares up again. You return to NetflixHS to find out that the treatment that you need has been removed and put on Disease Plus, a rival health service you don't have access to. You die.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
They just cancelled my lifesaving treatment because they had to pay one doctor to say a bunch of mad poo poo.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Quetzaldepfeffel

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