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Baron von Eevl posted:It's Doom2 but the Revenants' homing missiles are just textures playing the entirety of Morb. Just the homing ones though. and they move super slow so slow it takes the whole time to watch the movie before you're hit
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 03:46 |
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You gotta keep backing up and turning in circles to keep watching! Or if you don't you just die! Maybe you should just let them hit you!
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Baron von Eevl posted:You gotta keep backing up and turning in circles to keep watching! Or if you don't you just die! Maybe you should just let them hit you! God can you imagine this in Serious Sam? Just one hundred thousand instances of Morbius screaming at you; somebody insists that the ones in the back shouldn't count because they're "dumbed down", but you know that such a thing is literally impossible. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 06:33 |
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Maybe Capstone should reform and make a Morbius game Operation Morb Count
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 07:36 |
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TekMorb
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 07:58 |
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Not even this thread is safe from that garbage meme film, jesus.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 09:41 |
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The meme got the garbage film to bomb at the box office twice, so I commend it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 09:48 |
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been playing the Half Life PS2 port and it's actually really good tbh. there's a lot more loading than the PC version and the guns/people look weird but the port itself is extremely faithful. it ran unlocked on PS2 so it goes up to 60fps pretty often on Series X and it feels great to play with a controller. cool stuff.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 09:50 |
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SCheeseman posted:The meme got the garbage film to bomb at the box office twice, so I commend it. God I hope there's another Sony email leak just so I can peak behind the curtains on this one.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 12:02 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:God I hope there's another Sony email leak just so I can peak behind the curtains on this one. I mean with how inept most sony film exec's seem I wouldn't be surprised if they just accidentally email it all out to a journo at somepoint or something.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 12:12 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:God I hope there's another Sony email leak just so I can peak behind the curtains on this one. "THE gently caress IS "SNAKES ON A PLANE"? DO I SOUND LIKE I GIVE A gently caress? MORB ME UP OR YOU'RE FINISHED"
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Quantum of Phallus posted:been playing the Half Life PS2 port and it's actually really good tbh. there's a lot more loading than the PC version and the guns/people look weird but the port itself is extremely faithful. it ran unlocked on PS2 so it goes up to 60fps pretty often on Series X and it feels great to play with a controller. cool stuff. Don't forget to save a ton, there's no autosave. I learned that the hard way....
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 12:31 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Don't forget to save a ton, there's no autosave. I learned that the hard way.... Ugh, that was me, back in the day. "poo poo poo poo poo poo, an explosion pushed me into that moving death laser in the hallway, after everything goes to poo poo..." *flatline sound* *Loading* *Tram car sequence starts*
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 12:37 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Don't forget to save a ton, there's no autosave. I learned that the hard way.... Haha I also learned that the hard way
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 12:44 |
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verbal enema posted:three hours spent getting to e1m7 on Cero Miedo 3 more hours and i've now made it to e1m8\ i started at 8 hp on m7 so it was a bit dicey also i play hammered sooo
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 15:54 |
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idk where else to post this it only seems to fit here :/ https://twitter.com/winampskins/status/1534550904245919744?s=20&t=NYRZZ6QhpuL4JehU_J7b6w
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:02 |
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Sometimes I miss this idiot
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:16 |
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I miss his Charles Bronson-esque voice actor they got for Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy. Also what is Mysteries of the Sith??
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:20 |
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Jiro posted:Also what is Mysteries of the Sith?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaAbRMytnqc
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:23 |
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If you played df2 and thought "man, this needs more copy/pasted hallways and confusing level design" then it's threw game for you.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 16:32 |
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I remember playing the demo for Mysteries of the Sith, never having played DF or even Jedi Knight at that point, and I was just truly blown the gently caress away. REAL 3D?! LIGHTSABERS?! I eventually got and played through JK, and while I still love it, it hasn't ages well. Never played MotS past the demo, no idea how bad it might come off now.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:12 |
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If I recall MotS was amazing until the last level which was on a rainy cave planet with no guns. Thankfully Raven counterbalanced this with the Nar Shaddar level in Jedi Outcast
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:19 |
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Mysteries of the Sith is for people who thought Jedi Knight was too easy and any future games were for babies. There’s some fun and cool levels in there and it’s the only other game which uses the JK engine (which I love), but holy poo poo they were determined to make you suffer for playing it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:21 |
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As always, NCG will fill you in on anything you missed from the long and storied history of Dark Forces/Jedi Knight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMAYCB3b7rY Assepoester fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 8, 2022 |
# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:29 |
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Live action Katarn could get it btw
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:39 |
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Shoehead posted:Live action Katarn could get it btw Supposed cool guy Han Solo’s copilot is Wookiee, Dash Rendar’s is a sassy robot, Kyle has a ride-or-die gf. Enough said
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:43 |
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Might be pure nostalgia but Kyle Katarn is still the coolest Star Wars character for me, I really liked the live action scenes and was a shame that Disney didn't use him as character for films, tv series or whatever.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 17:48 |
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Bring back thiccboi Kyle from Dark Forces 1, a man who looks like he could punch a Kryat Dragon to death
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:03 |
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Shoehead posted:Live action Katarn could get it btw Okay
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:06 |
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but Dash Rendar has the Outrider and that ship is loving awesome
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:06 |
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Those bums at Disney should have made Shadows of The Empire movie
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:08 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Those bums at Disney should have made Shadows of The Empire movie hell yes
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:09 |
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Squeezy Farm posted:Okay I'd kiss him, I'm no coward.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:09 |
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Rahul Kohli as himbo Kyle Katarn who fumbles into Jedi mastery
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:19 |
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verbal enema posted:but Dash Rendar has the Outrider and that ship is loving awesome Eh, it's neat but it's no Mouldy Crow. This conversation is making me want to replay Dark Forces now that it has a working source port, but I'm also elbows-deep into making my first Doom mod and I don't want to get sidetracked from that. Shoehead posted:I'd kiss him, I'm no coward.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 18:41 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Those bums at Disney should have made Shadows of The Empire movie Wouldn’t be surprised if they still do someday.
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# ? Jun 8, 2022 19:20 |
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I'm still not sure why they decided to create all the merchandising of a movie release without bothering with an actual movie, but I guess fans were hungry for anything after a 13 year dry spell.
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You'd have to be hella gay to not want to kiss Kyle Katarn deep with tongue.skasion posted:Mysteries of the Sith is for people who thought Jedi Knight was too easy and any future games were for babies. There’s some fun and cool levels in there and it’s the only other game which uses the JK engine (which I love), but holy poo poo they were determined to make you suffer for playing it. You got me, I love MotS but it's true. In a lot of ways it feels like a fan mod or something. But I seem to love sequels to my favourite games that play like fan mods. JK plays like a grand space opera, some proper star war. MotS is just a bunch of whacky shenanigans going on. To me it's a bit like comparing the legend of zelda's ocarina of time and majora's mask, respectively.
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Mysteries of the Sith also introduced the Carbonite Gun, which I remember being really stoked about being able to use...but cannot remember literally anything else about. I suspect it was not very good. EDIT: Based on videos I just found, it was not very good. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 8, 2022 |
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ponzicar posted:I'm still not sure why they decided to create all the merchandising of a movie release without bothering with an actual movie, but I guess fans were hungry for anything after a 13 year dry spell. It was a dry run for the prequel marketing campaign basically. One part “can we do this”, one part “if we do this will anyone care”.
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