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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lol at all the cope in that qcs thread but also lol at posting it in the first place, smdh

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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I bought an illegal chinese shortwave radio and tuned it to 420.69mhz, I am listening and waiting for goons

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




pissinthewind posted:

thats legit terrifying if i lived in areas that relied on that id be looking at moving if i could
are there even any plans for when it stops being able to provide water?

yeah las vegas just keeps the dregs for itself cause they have an extra low intake and everyone else dies

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Just Broadcast

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-61723252

quote:

The world is witnessing a "gold rush" for new fossil fuel projects, according to a new report by leading climate change researchers.

Soaring energy prices spurred by Russia's invasion of Ukraine have led to new investment in oil and gas.

A report by Climate Action Tracker (CAT) says the world risks being locked into "irreversible warming".

There is broad consensus that the emission of gases produced by fossil fuels must be dramatically cut by 2030.

That is seen as the only path that would keep global temperature rises to 1.5 degrees and avoid the most damaging effects of climate change.
There's always going to be a War in Ukraine or some other More Pressing concern. We will never address climate change but I guess it's faily and cringe to feel any kind of way about it so I'm going to go clubbing

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't know if I should be doomering my customers, or not, but this is the :rubby: slick I am mailing out with all the maple syrup I am selling this season



edit: I corrected the "insustainable" typo.

Cabbages and VHS has issued a correction as of 15:04 on Jun 9, 2022

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Disturbing.

Have you considered a real-life hobby, instead, to get away from the constant doom? Perhaps spending time among the trees and siphoning their sap to make maple syrup? That way you won't be reminded of the environment and ecology, and you'll be much healthier. :)

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




fake syrup isnt that bad

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
all syrups are poison

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.

C-SPAM > Biosphere Collapse: meltdown season gonna last longer than expected this year

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Disturbing.

Have you considered a real-life hobby, instead, to get away from the constant doom? Perhaps spending time among the trees and siphoning their sap to make maple syrup? That way you won't be reminded of the environment and ecology, and you'll be much healthier. :)

a friend asked me what the actual energy footprint looks like and here's my napkin :rubby:

quote:

doing everything in the _optimal_ way, with no reverse osmosis in the mix, i get a pure _energy_ cost of 3.47kwh to produce 1 2.5oz serving, or 146kwh per gallon. (this is doing a conversion of btu to KWH). hilariously that works out to $24.82 per gallon at vermont prices to boil with electric, and that doesn't include the co2 footprint of the plastic taps, lines, etc. [As it's super impractical to buy energy at these returns] Usually I chop down pinetrees but this year I bought 2 cords of hardwood in addition to scavenging downed pines".

I am adding vacuum and some RO this year which will substantially increase output and double energy efficiency.


Real hurthling! posted:

fake syrup isnt that bad

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I want your syrup but I'm in the UK. Could you put a jar on a private plane and send it to London please. Also what's the carbon footprint of that

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jun/08/georgia-southern-company-climate-denial-ads

quote:

n 1980, a report circulated to a division of one of the biggest coal-burning utilities in the US warned that “fossil fuel combustion” was rapidly warming the atmosphere and could cause a “massive extinction of plant and animal species” along with a “5 to 6-meter rise in sea level” across the world.

Several years later an official at the utility co-chaired a conference where scientific researchers fretted that “as we continue to exploit the vast deposits of fossil fuels” it could cause “disruptive climate changes”.

Not only did Southern Company fail to adjust its business model towards cleaner energy sources, it began paying for print advertisements saying climate change was not real. “Who told you the earth was warming,” asks one ad from 1991.

Years after receiving multiple credible warnings about the atmospheric damage caused by its reliance on burning fossil fuels, Southern Company paid over $62m to organizations with a long record of spreading disinformation about climate change, a report released today by a fossil fuel watchdog called the Energy and Policy Institute has found.

Southern has now become the third-largest greenhouse gas polluter in the US due to its fleet of coal and gas-burning power plants, and until relatively recently was still denying the science behind global temperature rise. “Do you think it’s been proven that CO2 is the primary climate control knob?” the Southern Company CEO, Tom Fanning, was asked on CNBC in 2017. “No, certainly not,” he replied.

In response to a request for comment from the Guardian, spokesperson Schuyler Baehman said: “Southern Company is committed to reducing our GHG [greenhouse gas] emissions and providing the customers and communities we serve a clean energy future.

“We always have engaged with regulators, stakeholders and legislators in the interest of our customers and shareholders.”

Major oil and gas producers are now being sued in more than 20 US jurisdictions for running campaigns to deceive the public about climate change while internally acknowledging the risks of burning fossil fuels. And the new report suggests that coal-burning electric utilities like Southern Company, which were also warned about climate change for decades, could be sued next.

The Georgia-based utility made its multimillion-dollar payments between 1993 and 2004, according to the Energy and Policy Institute’s analysis of corporate filings. It was a crucial period when aggressive US action to combat the climate crisis could have potentially made the emergency less intense than it is now.

Watchdog researchers found that the electric utility paid more than $20m alone to the Edison Electric Institute, a trade group that in 1991 helped create one of the first ever media campaigns designed to “directly attack the proponents of global warming,” according to internal documents.

Southern Company also worked directly with the Center for Energy and Economic Development – an industry group which received at least $200,000 from the utility to spread pro-coal messages to the public. In 1994 and 1995, they collaborated on energy workshops that were broadcast across the US with Southern’s satellite technology. Hundreds of middle school and high school teachers attended.

“After the program,” reads a digital newsletter summarizing the event, “one government official who attended one of the sites was heard to exclaim, ‘I didn’t hear anything that would make me vote to spend any money on this problem (of global climate change).’”

The newsletter reported that “sponsors are receiving numerous calls for the graphs and classroom activities used in the show”.

These denial efforts are all the more striking because in the early 1970s, several Southern affiliates joined with dozens of other US utilities on a research effort whose goals including studying the “effects of CO2” on the climate.

Utility research groups funded in part by Southern Company released a 1988 study warning that “climate changes possible over the next 30 years may significantly affect the electric utility industry”.

Southern acknowledged in a 2016 statement to shareholders that it had “committed substantial financial and human resources” since the 1960s to the question of reducing carbon emissions.

The total of $62.1m is probably just a small snapshot of Southern Company’s denial funding too, the report explains, because after 2005 Congress changed SEC filing requirements for utility holding companies “and the money trail largely faded”.

The money went to law firms, public relations companies, industry groups and rightwing thinktanks that have at some point disputed the scientific consensus for climate change or attacked legislative solutions that could transition the US economy away from its dependance on fossil fuels.

Exxon, by comparison, paid over $33m to such groups over a period of 18 years.

The Southern Company CEO, Tom Fanning, has changed tack on fossil fuels. He said earlier this year said that “it’s very clear our future is embedded with renewables”. The company is planning to close over half its coal fleet by 2028 while still remaining heavily reliant on natural gas.

Southern Company’s massive carbon footprint, combined with new revelations about its involvement in climate denial campaigns, could make the company highly vulnerable to litigation.

“Let’s say I’m a lawyer,” said Leonard Hyman, who formerly headed utility research at Merrill Lynch and is author of America’s Electric Utilities: Past, Present and Future. “I would sue from the standpoint of an investor, and I would say ‘you made certain [high-carbon] investments knowing full well that there was a very substantial risk from climate change.’”



Phew. Nothing to worry about now. The corporations have decided we're overreacting and I have unthinkingly gulped this messaging down for the past 40 years. Have you considered.... touching grass?

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I want your syrup but I'm in the UK. Could you put a jar on a private plane and send it to London please. Also what's the carbon footprint of that

The only way I ever shipped this stuff internationally was carrying it into Iceland in my checked baggage one year that work sent me there.

I would ship to the UK, sure, but not at prices anyone would pay. Carbon footprint probably not that different than drinking fiji water in the UK.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Cabbages and Kings posted:

I don't know if I should be doomering my customers, or not, but this is the :rubby: slick I am mailing out with all the maple syrup I am selling this season



edit: I corrected the "insustainable" typo.

Please understand that I mean this in a completely complimentary way, but this is exactly the kind of copy I'd expect from a crazy Vermont small business.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812697443161866271/984465138960728144/slr_red.mp4

eh 6m, don't seem real serious

most of the lights are above water

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Real hurthling! posted:

fake syrup isnt that bad

I'll kill you for that.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Dixon Chisholm posted:

I'll kill you for that.

wouldnt expect better from an arboreal vampire

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol at all the cope in that qcs thread but also lol at posting it in the first place, smdh

so do they just obsessively read this thread and talk about how bad it is for your mental health to read this thread? Those poor people and their mental health must hurt

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

RC Cola posted:

so do they just obsessively read this thread and talk about how bad it is for your mental health to read this thread? Those poor people and their mental health must hurt

When this thread really disturbs me once in a while I've mentioned some fact or another to my therapist and he's basically like "yep, poo poo is hosed, just keep breathing through it!"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Cabbages and Kings posted:

When this thread really disturbs me once in a while I've mentioned some fact or another to my therapist and he's basically like "yep, poo poo is hosed, just keep breathing through it!"

the assumption is that knowing this stuff and being able to enjoy life are mutually exclusive and I reject that premise. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
sorry but we're only allowed to touch grass now. commiserating is bad and actually worse than what the fossil fuel industry is doing.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
People who have trouble processing negative information tend to also have trouble understanding that not everyone reacts that way.

I got my first major crack ping after taking several semesters of climate-related classes in college with professors who would probably be viewed as optimists today but who were definitely fringe doomers back then. Not knowing does nothing for me because I already know. If anything, reading bad news and staying informed on how hosed we are is a pretty helpful form of therapy.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Cold on a Cob posted:

sorry but we're only allowed to touch grass now. commiserating is bad and actually worse than what the fossil fuel industry is doing.



actually grass is now extinct

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



touch grass, touch rear end

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Raine posted:

smoke grass, touch rear end

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

RC Cola posted:

so do they just obsessively read this thread and talk about how bad it is for your mental health to read this thread? Those poor people and their mental health must hurt

they clearly don't because they get the tone wrong

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

the assumption is that knowing this stuff and being able to enjoy life are mutually exclusive and I reject that premise. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

Yeah this. I know everything is hosed and it helped me justify to my family that I don't want kids. But there isn't anything I can do about it so I just live my life and try to not be a shithead

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paradoxish posted:

People who have trouble processing negative information tend to also have trouble understanding that not everyone reacts that way.

I got my first major crack ping after taking several semesters of climate-related classes in college with professors who would probably be viewed as optimists today but who were definitely fringe doomers back then. Not knowing does nothing for me because I already know. If anything, reading bad news and staying informed on how hosed we are is a pretty helpful form of therapy.

it’s called a fundamental attribution error. to the babybrained haters and the losers, any negativity or doom expressed in this thread is the result of permanent personality flaws. we must always be in full doomer mode, we simply must be.

them, on the other hand? well of course they have a deep internal life and only react to circumstances. yes, they may post negatively on occasion, but only for good reasons and in response to conditions that warrant that reaction.

the fact that the current circumstances absolutely warrant that reaction slides right past their smooth little baby brains without ever making a mark, because acknowledging that fact would mean there’s dangerous circumstances that they should also be reacting to. it’s mentally much quicker and easier (and much less frightening) to write it all off as “out of touch doomposters” rather than wonder if they’re gonna have drinking water in 5 years. shut down the discussion! they’re always so negative, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Fly Molo posted:

it’s called a fundamental attribution error. to the babybrained haters and the losers, any negativity or doom expressed in this thread is the result of permanent personality flaws. we must always be in full doomer mode, we simply must be.

them, on the other hand? well of course they have a deep internal life and only react to circumstances. yes, they may post negatively on occasion, but only for good reasons and in response to conditions that warrant that reaction.

the fact that the current circumstances absolutely warrant that reaction slides right past their smooth little baby brains without ever making a mark, because acknowledging that fact would mean there’s dangerous circumstances that they should also be reacting to. it’s mentally much quicker and easier (and much less frightening) to write it all off as “out of touch doomposters” rather than wonder if they’re gonna have drinking water in 5 years. shut down the discussion! they’re always so negative, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

well said

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Also they quote all the most doomered posts at each other and tell each other that's what all ten thousand posts are without ever touching all the cute animals and local impacts

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Harold Fjord posted:

Also they quote all the most doomered posts at each other and tell each other that's what all ten thousand posts are without ever touching all the cute animals and local impacts

personally, i find the maple syrup and community gardening chat quite heartwarming :kiddo:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Harold Fjord posted:

Also they quote all the most doomered posts at each other and tell each other that's what all ten thousand posts are without ever touching all the cute animals and local impacts

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Fly Molo posted:

it’s called a fundamental attribution error. to the babybrained haters and the losers, any negativity or doom expressed in this thread is the result of permanent personality flaws. we must always be in full doomer mode, we simply must be.

them, on the other hand? well of course they have a deep internal life and only react to circumstances. yes, they may post negatively on occasion, but only for good reasons and in response to conditions that warrant that reaction.

the fact that the current circumstances absolutely warrant that reaction slides right past their smooth little baby brains without ever making a mark, because acknowledging that fact would mean there’s dangerous circumstances that they should also be reacting to. it’s mentally much quicker and easier (and much less frightening) to write it all off as “out of touch doomposters” rather than wonder if they’re gonna have drinking water in 5 years. shut down the discussion! they’re always so negative, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

Sure covid kills people but what about brunch?

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Raine posted:

smoke grass, eat rear end

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
They're missing all the glorious bird chat in this thread. Shutting themselves out of love.

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Fly Molo posted:

it’s called a fundamental attribution error. to the babybrained haters and the losers, any negativity or doom expressed in this thread is the result of permanent personality flaws. we must always be in full doomer mode, we simply must be.

them, on the other hand? well of course they have a deep internal life and only react to circumstances. yes, they may post negatively on occasion, but only for good reasons and in response to conditions that warrant that reaction.

the fact that the current circumstances absolutely warrant that reaction slides right past their smooth little baby brains without ever making a mark, because acknowledging that fact would mean there’s dangerous circumstances that they should also be reacting to. it’s mentally much quicker and easier (and much less frightening) to write it all off as “out of touch doomposters” rather than wonder if they’re gonna have drinking water in 5 years. shut down the discussion! they’re always so negative, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

Wow. How were you able to post this with Cheeto-encrusted fingers constantly gumming up your virginal little caked up cummy keyboard? Look at how cool I am for posting this.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-Paine posted:

Wow. How were you able to post this with Cheeto-encrusted fingers constantly gumming up your virginal little caked up cummy keyboard? Look at how cool I am for posting this.

if they’re gonna go all amateur psychologist on us im gonna return the favor :colbert:

also the best trolling is factual trolling

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Evis
Feb 28, 2007
Flying Spaghetti Monster

RC Cola posted:

Sure covid kills people but what about brunch?

I could go for an omelette or tagine with my weekly intake of salt in a single dish.

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