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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

freeedr posted:

I love Terry so much

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Bloop posted:

Hating the gift shark is :redflag:

pretty sure when members of the mod team go to bat for it, it's not a good sign

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Hyperlynx posted:

Is that true? Is it actually communist propaganda?

Because that would be a huge plus. Well, I mean, unless it's because it's set in a massively depressing capitalist hellscape

DE is way too honest about the pain and sadness of being a communist in a late capitalist world to be called "Propaganda".

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

pretty sure when members of the mod team go to bat for it, it's not a good sign

You're a good poster and I love having you around :)

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

Paladinus posted:

It has 97% on metacritic.

Also, all negative user reviews are like this


That's only half the negative reviews. The other half are Communists angry that Harry outright says that running civilians over with tanks is a bad thing.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Here is the in game text for your character discovering that they are a communist, and finishing meditating on what it means to be a communist. Take what you will from it.


disco elysium posted:

Problem
People think Communism was some crazy idea that had its comeuppance 40 years ago. A fever that shook the world, never to return again. They were right. Until *he* woke up today – a spiritual corpse responsive only to the call of Commodore Red, prostitutes, and Kras Mazov. For him, Communism is still a *thing*. He will single-handedly raise the Commune of '02 from the oceanic trench where it has been resting, covered in ghosts and seaweed! He is the Big Communism Builder. Come, witness his attempt to rebuild Communism in the year '51!

Solution
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a poo poo-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *hosed him over* personally with his socio-economic theory. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Bug Squash posted:

That's only half the negative reviews. The other half are Communists angry that Harry outright says that running civilians over with tanks is a bad thing.

Maybe your "Harry" did, my superstar communist, Raphael, told Joyce that the communists should've killed ten times as many people if thats what it took to win.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sorry to burst your bubble but the only canonical playthrough is Sorry Cop.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

pretty sure when members of the mod team go to bat for it, it's not a good sign



Seth Pecksniff posted:

You're a good poster and I love having you around :)

lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Garry is smooth as hell

Terry is a rough customer

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Garry should pick another day.
Then we would get a smooth shark twice a week!

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Garry: brought me rad things
Terry: wet rice

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

garry's cool. he's got a cool shaped head

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Hammerhead sharks aren't smooth at all.
They're actually gauche and maladroit.

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

projecthalaxy posted:

Sorry to burst your bubble but the only canonical playthrough is Sorry Cop.

My first/only play through I kept trying to make choices that might help Harry recover and become a stable, functioning human being. The game was not very impressed with me

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
all sharks are bastards

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Barbara Walters voice "You're damaging the entire shark gifter industry!"

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


All i’m saying is that he wouldn’t be called Terry if he wasn’t terryble

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bad news for Eddie...

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

The "it is Wednesday my dudes" meme is my favorite meme.

Wednesdays were sacred. A forced meme like Terry the Fat Shark should know better.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Backweb posted:

The "it is Wednesday my dudes" meme is my favorite meme.

Wednesdays were sacred. A forced meme like Terry the Fat Shark should know better.

Is there one where Terry brings a "it's wednesday my dudes" frog?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Terry wants you to swim into his van he has such cool frogs to show you at a secondary location

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Terry's not allowed within 100 yards of a school for a reason.

Yo ho ho, it is a fish joke. :yohoho:

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Kuros posted:

Is there one where Terry brings a "it's wednesday my dudes" frog?

I hope not.

"Terry the fat shark has brought you a new 'it is Wednesday my dudes' meme.
Terry hopes you'll ignore his occupation of Wednesday as a forced meme now."

Terry the fat shark is like Elon Musk paying Disney, Paramount, and other media companies to say he's cool and relevant. He's all touch screens, locked-door car fires, and satellites ruining the Wednesday night sky.

redknob
Aug 29, 2005
i hate wednesdays

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Terry never asks that you like him so that doesn't track at all. Also he doesnt become conservative because you call him a bitch and a pedophile/sexual predator unfounded. So i dont think terry can be equated to Musk.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Hihohe posted:

Terry never asks that you like him so that doesn't track at all. Also he doesnt become conservative because you call him a bitch and a pedophile/sexual predator unfounded. So i dont think terry can be equated to Musk.

It's a weekly reminder of "I'm relevant. like me."
:colbert:

Now Gary the Hammerhead on the other hand...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I hear Terry works WITH Sea Patrol to kill Rec Divers.


Terry is a sea fascist.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

redknob posted:

i hate wednesdays

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Gary the hammerhead feels even more forced than terry.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

lmfao

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

:five:

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

aw poo poo

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




NO BARRY NO

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
see i told you all sharks are bastards

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Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

`Nemesis posted:

see i told you all sharks are bastards

In a stabbing case of Shark vs Human, human is always to blame. :colbert:

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