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Foreskin Restoration.
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Jun 9, 2022 20:08
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It’s the latest craze
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Jun 9, 2022 20:12
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lol and also lmao if the doctors even stole your foreskin in the first place
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Jun 9, 2022 20:14
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:lol and also lmao if the doctors even stole your foreskin in the first place But you can just grow it back, so it’s all good.
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Jun 9, 2022 20:14
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Nature’s other pocket
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Jun 9, 2022 20:20
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I will be reunited with my foreskin in heaven, but I was a child when it was taken from me so maybe I'll put it on a necklace or something
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Jun 9, 2022 20:26
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Hardawn posted:I will be reunited with my foreskin in heaven, but I was a child when it was taken from me so maybe I'll put it on a necklace or something You’d have one hell of a candy necklace regrowing and circumcising yourself over and over again. Food for thought.
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Jun 9, 2022 20:31
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Seems a bit chewie, like ordering calamari in Missouri
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Jun 9, 2022 20:32
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You’d have one hell of a candy necklace regrowing and circumcising yourself over and over again. Food for thought. you could do that cool thing where you pull the elastic string back, then bite it in half, and fire foreskins at people
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Jun 9, 2022 20:34
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Hardawn posted:I will be reunited with my foreskin in heaven, but I was a child when it was taken from me so maybe I'll put it on a necklace or something Rub it a little and the necklace becomes a scarf
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Jun 9, 2022 20:42
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I can't imagine being a mom and having to clean/dress a baby's penis wound 
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Jun 9, 2022 20:46
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Everyone should do it, im tired of naked dicks
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Jun 9, 2022 22:15
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I had a fiveskin installed
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Jun 9, 2022 22:25
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I want my foreskin restored but I want it to be in the shape of a horn and flare out to about 5" diameter.
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Jun 9, 2022 22:27
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Tarkus posted:I want my foreskin restored but I want it to be in the shape of a horn and flare out to about 5" diameter. The horn of dongdor
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Jun 9, 2022 22:28
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Maybe I'll get an aftskin too
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Jun 9, 2022 22:35
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The Bloop posted:Maybe I'll get an aftskin too a little flap that covers your butthole like a trap door
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Jun 9, 2022 22:41
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YeahTubaMike posted:I can't imagine being a mom and having to clean/dress a baby's penis wound Instead you’re cleaning dick cheese for the first six years or so until he gets the concept of basic hygiene.
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Jun 9, 2022 23:02
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Szyznyk posted:Instead you’re cleaning dick cheese for the first six years or so until he gets the concept of basic hygiene. I mean, parents are responsible for cleaning babies & very young children in general though, right? Making sure they're clean isn't the same as making sure their wounds don't get infected, and removing children's body parts so I don't have to clean them seems pretty hosed up. Whatever, I'm not having kids anyway so it's nothing I need to worry about.  Anyway, foreskins are cool.
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Jun 9, 2022 23:07
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I was circumcised twice.
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Jun 9, 2022 23:12
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Removing all my child's features for convenience until hes a perfectly smooth sphere that I can just shake around in a baggie of bong cleaner once a week
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Jun 9, 2022 23:12
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You put a peepee tepee when you change their diaper because the air always makes them piss
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Jun 9, 2022 23:12
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Bismuth posted:Removing all my child's features for convenience until hes a perfectly smooth sphere that I can just shake around in a baggie of bong cleaner once a week I was thinking of just sparkling up all the cracks and crevices on the three year old until she stops being disgusting.
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Jun 9, 2022 23:18
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i will clean nasty liquid baby poo poo out of my childs butt no problem, but dick cheese! no way that's gross!
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Jun 9, 2022 23:24
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Thinking about getting a vasectomy to upgrade my circumcision. Then my genitalia will be complete.
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Jun 9, 2022 23:29
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Thinking about getting a vasectomy to upgrade my circumcision. Then my genitalia will be complete. Go all out and get an orchiectomy
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Jun 9, 2022 23:55
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Zil posted:I was circumcised twice. The foreskin so nice, it was removed twice!
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Jun 10, 2022 00:20
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I'm against circumnavigation
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Jun 10, 2022 00:21
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Szyznyk posted:Instead you’re cleaning dick cheese for the first six years or so until he gets the concept of basic hygiene. how does penes wrok
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Jun 10, 2022 00:32
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Someone told that doctor measure once, cut twice!
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Jun 10, 2022 00:45
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imma get foreskin restoration so hard they call it a fiveskin HEYYYYYY
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Jun 10, 2022 01:15
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Nooner posted:cum What happens when you have a fiveskin installed?
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Jun 10, 2022 01:34
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You think nooner read the brochure before signing up? lmao
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Jun 10, 2022 01:38
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:What happens when you have a fiveskin installed? Words cannot do it justice. You ascend.
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Jun 10, 2022 01:54
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Remember when that rabbi killed the baby he circumsized with his mouth? He poisoned the baby with herpes while he was sucking the foreskin off. Very cool. Cool cool cool.
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Jun 10, 2022 02:52
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That may have actually been a rabbit, I don't know the difference.
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Jun 10, 2022 02:52
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idk, chopping part of your dick off seems weird and bad and maybe something that someone should have a choice in whether it happens to them or not
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Jun 10, 2022 07:06
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Fun fact: In New Zealand it is quite uncommon to have that part of your body removed.
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Jun 10, 2022 09:44
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It's not hard to clean your dick if you've got foreskin, you don't even think about it. It's just part of taking a shower, same as cleaning any other part. The fact that a ton of americans seem to think it's like this super high maintenance thing is really weird.
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Jun 10, 2022 10:24
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Randarkman posted:It's not hard to clean your dick if you've got foreskin, you don't even think about it. It's just part of taking a shower, same as cleaning any other part. The fact that a ton of americans seem to think it's like this super high maintenance thing is really weird. yeah they're absolutely telling on themselves when they bring out the "it's unhygienic" excuse. I suppose it made a little bit of sense back in the olden days, in the desert or some poo poo where you couldn't wash often or something idk I'm not a historian.
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Jun 10, 2022 10:59
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