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Boywhiz88 posted:Apparently this has a flap, it's just not in play for demo purposes of the suction. Cats are well known for not being interested in flaps and not being able to go through them
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Failed Imagineer posted:Cats are well known for not being interested in flaps and not being able to go through them the tube has a sensor to detect if something is at the flap and then asks it if it is a cat first before opening
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I frequently mistake my cat for a pile of laundry and vice versa when I get up for water in the middle of the night so not really confident in the ability of a machine to do any better
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Jun 10, 2022 14:08
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how long until some kid hears his parents coming home early and ditches his lit joint into the laundry vortex, burning his lovely house to the ground
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Jun 10, 2022 14:17
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Renaissance Robot posted:I frequently mistake my cat for a pile of laundry and vice versa when I get up for water in the middle of the night so not really confident in the ability of a machine to do any better i was kidding
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Jun 10, 2022 14:20
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blatman posted:how long until some kid hears his parents coming home early and ditches his lit joint into the laundry vortex, burning his lovely house to the ground You've changed my mind I want these things in every home in America now.
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Jun 10, 2022 14:45
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My richest friend growing up had central vacuum in his house and he used it for sucking up bugs he found in the house I always wondered exactly where they went, but not enough to actually find out
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Jun 10, 2022 14:51
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The Bloop posted:My richest friend growing up had central vacuum in his house and he used it for sucking up bugs he found in the house You know how they used to build houses with razor blade disposal slots that just dumped the razors into the wall? Yeah.
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The Bloop posted:My richest friend growing up had central vacuum in his house and he used it for sucking up bugs he found in the house My neighbor had baseboard vacuum outlet things in every room and instead of a floor vacuum they had this giant braided hose they would plug into the suck outlets and use that to clean a room. Kind of clever but probably a little lost in the sauce.
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Jun 10, 2022 15:11
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Shame Boy posted:You know how they used to build houses with razor blade disposal slots that just dumped the razors into the wall? Yeah. what, like an apple?
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Jun 10, 2022 15:15
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Vacuums weighed a lot more 50 years ago. Just toting a hose around meant also lugging around the metal attachments. My bullshit 3 pound Hoover has nothing on the monstrosities that were built before plastic was used in everything. You can still buy new Kirbys that are essentially a 70s vacuum. They're stout as hell, heavy as gently caress, and conveniently whored by cold knocking door to door salesmorons that can't see a scam staring them in the face. Or you can just order one online. They're good, but not $1000+ better than my $100 Hoover.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Vacuums weighed a lot more 50 years ago. No they didn't.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:No they didn't. When they were all metal housing as opposed to plastic, with metal accessories and heavier hoses? When they were costly enough to justify repair shops instead of just buying another one down at the Sears? Actually, you're probably right, I'm probably thinking about the 50s, by the 70s they surely had cheap plastic pieces of poo poo. Plastic was getting into everything in the 70s.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:When they were all metal housing as opposed to plastic, with metal accessories and heavier hoses? When they were costly enough to justify repair shops instead of just buying another one down at the Sears? 50 years ago was 2002. Feel old now?!?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:50 years ago was 2002. Feel old now?!? Hold on, let me hit this dab rig and contemplate the timeline.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the tube has a sensor to detect if something is at the flap and then asks it if it is a cat first before opening "*beep doop* are you a cat?" Cat: Meow "I heard, 'No.'" VSSSSSSSSSH MRROOW-
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the tube has a sensor to detect if something is at the flap and then asks it if it is a cat first before opening Cats are inveterate liars though
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The tube asks what would the OTHER cat say if asked if you were a cat, then does the opposite
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The tube merely presents the cat with a hypothetical situation that will cause the cat to short out like a malfunctioning android: it opens the door and says "do you want to go outside or stay inside?"
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what if you install a similar slot next to the laundry hole that safely deposits the cat somewhere near your home that way the cat can choose a destination
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blatman posted:what if you install a similar slot next to the laundry hole that safely deposits the cat somewhere near your home Smart collars for your cat that tell the system to shunt the cat to a designated cat landing spot. The collars will require a monthly subscription fee and wifi access to function.
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Howard Schultz says Starbucks will never embrace the union as part of the company. https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1535313689955409921 https://perfectunion.us/howard-schultz-says-starbucks-will-never-engage-with-union/
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Cats will avoid it and eventually declare war on it, by dint of the fact that it is a vacuum, the enemy of all cats.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Howard Schultz says Starbucks will never embrace the union as part of the company.
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if we can do that for laundry why can’t we do that for turds?
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I should be able to throw my turd at the wall
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a new study bible! posted:if we can do that for laundry why can’t we do that for turds? Img-Reagan's-grave
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Howard Schultz says Starbucks will never embrace the union as part of the company. he should "log off" before he is "logged off"
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a new study bible! posted:I should be able to throw my turd at the wall Nothing is stopping you except your own cowardice.
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Lol if you have to throw turds with your hands. Work out your core more
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you can throw a turd at anything. nothing is stopping you. the monitor you're reading this on would look so much better smeared in poo poo than to have your visage upon it
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throw rocks at Starbucks
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Norton posted:i grew up in a house with a built in vacuum system. there were little flaps in every room that when pulled down revealed and turned on the suction holes. you plugged a tube attachment into them and it was supposed to be like a lighter weight solution to carrying a large vacuum around the house because you just needed the hose. it was very stupid but i don't remember it ever causing any problems. where does the vacuumed up stuff go? is there just a chamber inside the walls with a massive pile of dust and pretzel crumbs?
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There's a big canister in the basement and you still have to change the bag and everything it's only slightly more convenient
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I think it's Bo Burnham.
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Paladinus posted:I think it's Bo Burnham. too old. this is is beefo 
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