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Cowboys 82 42.05%
Commanders (really, that's the name?) 38 19.49%
Giants 29 14.87%
Eagles 46 23.59%
Total: 116 votes
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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Weird of them to blatantly advertise for a new owner but hey whatever works

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


ah, washington getting a head start addressing their QB situation a few months early

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/KevinColePFF/status/1534156200572592128?t=41_N4naR0cdria30fqPv8g&s=19

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ConorMcQ5/status/1533846847835496448?t=rc9EQYgxmRJCj6SmfcHW-w&s=19

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I'm glad the future of analytics is moving away from after the result numbers that tell absolutely nothing and are utilized by people who have no concept of how the game is played or why things occur. Gamecast is the future.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Make the Kelly greens permanent damnit

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Speaking of uniforms

I loved the USFL in the 80's but haven't been paying a lick of attention to it this year.

So...why the gently caress did the Philadelphia team decide to combine the color scheme from Washington and then slap the loving Cowboys logo on the helmets? Let's take our two most hated rivals and combine them into a uniform! What, no way to work any Giants aesthetics into their build?

Not sure what I might have done differently. Maybe covered the entire helmet with stars of varying sizes (but NOT the traditional 5 pointed star) and maybe used the Phillies old powder blue and burgundy.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
HHAAAHHHAHAHA

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1534557094107652097?t=_IMv0Hd-H2mUrla2nuy3ng&s=19

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
The Washington Dustups

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'm Other news: more support for my position that Dallas is Great at drafting (Will McClay) and Awful at contract management and negotiation (Jurrah and Steben)

https://twitter.com/DataWithBliss/status/1534537395051368448?t=j5QPh9p5_gNatD3ImQ0sfg&s=19

Dallas leads the league, with 72% of it's snaps going to home-grown players

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

blarzgh posted:

I'm Other news: more support for my position that Dallas is Great at drafting (Will McClay) and Awful at contract management and negotiation (Jurrah and Steben)

https://twitter.com/DataWithBliss/status/1534537395051368448?t=j5QPh9p5_gNatD3ImQ0sfg&s=19

Dallas leads the league, with 72% of it's snaps going to home-grown players

didn't bother to count if they're the most but the birds are decently represented across the league there.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




https://twitter.com/DarrenMHaynes/status/1534557855126376451?t=xEutUtIFOwFqkqw0JOghHw&s=19

Yeah, I came to post the same.

What the gently caress...

Commanders set to implode before the season even starts

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


ayy gently caress this guy

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

aBagorn posted:

didn't bother to count if they're the most but the birds are decently represented across the league there.

Additional information missing: Only shows the top 5 teams, so no 100%s and tthere could be many or few 3%s or 2 %s for any number of teams who aren't showing up on these lists.

I count 9 other places where PHI shows up, with an average of 5% at each place - 45%.

Each team, as a base line, should be allocated 100% of their 1/32nd of total NFL snaps in a world where everyone drafts and plays only their own players. So, I THINK you add your total percentage of snaps across your team and other teams and if its more than 100%, you're beating the average of snaps contributed to the league through talent acquisition (PHI=65+45=110) And the number is ostensibly higher where we don't see the 6th-Xth highest percentages for each other team.


Eyeballing it, it looks like the Pats are up there in contributors to other teams, as well and to a lesser extent, the ravens

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1534644933457547269

too late

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

lmfao that was quick

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Yeah, Jack, I too remember that total lack of concern at the BLM/George Floyd protests and how they were seen as no big deal.

Just like it was yesterday.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I mean on one hand he's not wrong that the terrorists were a bunch of low IQ small business owners all huffed up on Q propaganda that expected that trump would be made god king just by them breaking into congress and demanding to speak to the manager with no results, on the other hand it was an insane insurrection and self coup attempt by the current sitting president of the united states which was aided by a large amount of the capitol police that only failed due to incompetence and trump loving off back to the white house to eat filet o fish and live tweet the incredible tv content he created. So both sides really, who can say if they were patriots or not.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
The fact that they didn't know what the word, "coup" means doesn't make it not an attempted coup

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I can kind of see how black people protesting against being murdered by cops for no reason is exactly the same thing as a bunch of idiotic white people thinking the election was stolen by a cabal ledby the democratic party that drinks the blood of children and harvested aborted fetuses in underground pizza parlors with the help of Planned Parenthood while worshiping satan.

Really makes ya think.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Edit

Misread your post . Namaste

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/ImRantBurgundy/status/1534670650811396096?s=20&t=pqy3i0OkCAaBZBFDBwMzKg

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
It appears to not be nearly as funny, but still a different kind of extremely funny.

https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1534673565806694400

Which is to say: lol get hosed Danny Boy

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Redeye Flight posted:

It appears to not be nearly as funny, but still a different kind of extremely funny.

https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1534673565806694400

Which is to say: lol get hosed Danny Boy

It’s tabled until the new year, January 2023, not killed completely. But there is a hell of a lot less enthusiasm for it among VA lawmakers. It also doesn’t mean Danny can’t/won’t build a new stadium in VA, it just means he won’t get a state sponsored discount on it.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
rest assured, billionaire team owners will get their tax funded stadiums, no matter how repugnant and vile they are.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
*clears throat*

gently caress Dan Snyder.

Thank you for your time.

Also gently caress the Cowboys

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

fartknocker posted:

*clears throat*

gently caress Dan Snyder.

Thank you for your time.

Also gently caress the Cowboys

I'm proud of your restraint. It's very big of you.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

fartknocker posted:

*clears throat*

gently caress Dan Snyder.

Thank you for your time.

Also gently caress the Cowboys

No, thank you sir! here is your taxpayer funded stadium we had to cut the rest of the education budget but it's a small price to pay to help big brain genius small business entrepreneurs get a leg up in this world

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I wanna fight with Euphonious about Quarterbacks

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Everyone seems to have adopted qb wins as the best stat so what is left to fight about .

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
As a lifelong Eagles fan since childhood I would like to say that I hope Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder continue to own and run their franchises with the same quality they've demonstrated for decades and for the rest of my life in perpetuity. Let me say, now, to keep up the good work, both of you, and please never change.

I'm totaly cool with Jeff Lurie, thanks.

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

Lurie is basically a saint by sports team owner standards.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/Commanders/status/1535323474406920193?s=20&t=f-nUMztbWBb7vPvZQARWYA

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

...............that statement is atcually very well put together and owns?? :confused:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The fine is appropriate. You can argue it should’ve been higher or lower, but he shouldn’t have lost his job, it didn’t cross that line for me. Fire his rear end for having the 26th ranked defense last year, that wouldn’t bother me in the slightest.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



beep by grandpa posted:

...............that statement is atcually very well put together and owns?? :confused:

I'm afraid I agree

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
considering rivera's attitude towards covid and insurrection, I don't think I'd mind having him as my coach and washington doesn't deserve him. I refuse to look further into his personal beliefs and simply leave him at a centrist cop worshipper that I can tolerate.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Everyone seems to have adopted qb wins as the best stat so what is left to fight about .

Explain Jared Goff and Matt Stafford

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

blarzgh posted:

Explain Jared Goff and Matt Stafford

inbreeding

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