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Improbable Lobster posted:Woke and woke scold are terms exclusively used by people like Rogan and Peterson because they're authoritarian nonsense words that they apply to literally anyonw disagreeing with them yeah here in the coop kids club we use the words RadLib and IdPol
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 21:09 |
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Woke-scolds are kind of like those people who constantly correct your pronunciation or factual accuracy in conversation. Sure, they may be technically correct, but they're loving annoying nonetheless. I liken them to over-zealous church biddies who sniff around for the scriptural infractions of others and make a point to be as loud as possible about everything.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Cool cool just want to give my support for big tiddies. The human bra, everyone.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:00 |
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bloody swimsuit mawdel
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:04 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Woke and woke scold are terms exclusively used by people like Rogan and Peterson because they're authoritarian nonsense words that they apply to literally anyonw disagreeing with them I mean I using it right now and I'm nothing ike those guys lol. But, I'll just say "annoying pedantic fuckwit" next time someone derails a conversation about movies to point out that A Fish Called Wanda "makes fun of people with stutters" and is "unwatchable" for that reason. (true story)
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:18 |
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Grimdude posted:Okay everyone it was a problematic take. We don't need another page of woke-scolding over someone insulting Jordan Peterson's lovely daughter. Tarkus posted:Woke-scolds are kind of like those people who constantly correct your pronunciation or factual accuracy in conversation. Sure, they may be technically correct, but they're loving annoying nonetheless. I liken them to over-zealous church biddies who sniff around for the scriptural infractions of others and make a point to be as loud as possible about everything. Woke scold my dick and balls
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:31 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:The human bra, everyone. mods plz etc.
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:37 |
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Pacing around my 2 bedroom glass box Toronto condominium, seething about the woman who was the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, like a normal person
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# ? Jun 9, 2022 22:57 |
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I paint myself in blackface and put a pillow in the back of my pants in a crude simulation of being a large bodied curvy lady. I gaze at myself in the mirror and mutter... "ugly... ugly... ugly". I am totally mentally ok, and a professor!
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harrowing
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Another Bill posted:Pacing around my 2 bedroom glass box Toronto condominium, seething about the woman who was the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, like a normal person Doesn't Jorp live in 'Sauga, like a true caker?
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 03:53 |
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I hope he gets so upset that it causes further misfortune in his life
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 04:10 |
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I tried to do one of those AI images of jorp as a fat lady in a bikini, but the resulting images seemed more like they were making light of fat ladies in bikini than jorp so I won't bother posting it. I don't want to be mean to fat ladies in bikinis I only want to be mean to jorp. I just checked his website to see if he's going to be near me, but he isn't doing any dumb talks until 2023. I want to glue all of his doors shut. Oh gosh no I hope I'm not pre-woke scolding myself.
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 05:54 |
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All you need to do is photoshop that weirdly lobster red image of Jorp from the cover of their carnivore diet book, slap it onto a swimsuit illustrated magazine cover, and put that in his tweet instead.
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The Fattest PI posted:I don't want to be mean to fat ladies in bikinis I only want to be mean to jorp. I just checked and you are literally the first person in to make that sentence, so you can add that on your resume. It would be a plus if I was your hiring manager.
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# ? Jun 10, 2022 10:45 |
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She's totally getting flashbacks to when he used that tone on her at age 6 to lecture her about, I dunno, the depravity of using the same knife for the jam and the peanut butter without washing it. Also, for gently caress's sake, use a pop filter, Jorp.
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non-athletic bawdy
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Also, for gently caress's sake, use a pop filter, Jorp. Fuckin authoritarians trying to force their unrealistic standards on us. We were meant to pop. We were born to pop. I'm tired of this marxist agenda trying to pretend there's no pops.
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This mf cant get hard for anyone lmao Edit: pop boners not mics or pills, Jorp.
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Also, for gently caress's sake, use a pop filter, Jorp. Imagine buying two SM7Bs for that 'pro podcaster' look and not bothering to hit them with any EQ or a slammed compressor.
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Jorp kabobs, Jorp gumbo, Jorp ice cream, Jorp skin coats, Jorp hubcaps, Jorp contact lenses, Jorp-based religion.
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Mister Speaker posted:Imagine buying two SM7Bs for that 'pro podcaster' look and not bothering to hit them with any EQ or a slammed compressor. And still whiny as poo poo even with the proximity effect.
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Mister Speaker posted:Imagine buying two SM7Bs for that 'pro podcaster' look and not bothering to hit them with any EQ or a slammed compressor. I would take him a tiny bit more seriously if he filtered a Darth Vader voice in. *Raspy breathing*: "You will make your bed." "I... Will make my bed. I wanted to make my bed."
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Mister Speaker posted:Imagine buying two SM7Bs for that 'pro podcaster' look and not bothering to hit them with any EQ or a slammed compressor. I'm an audio engineer by trade, and this kind of poo poo annoys me to no end. I don't mention it, other than when the discussion is specifically brought up, because no one ever wants to hear (heh) about it, but goddamn people; take a minute to learn A THING about audio and recording. Just another thing I don't like about Jorp. Edit: Dang It Bhabhi! posted:And still whiny as poo poo even with the proximity effect. The 'whine' can also be from an improperly pointed mic. Pro-tip: place it high, aim it downward at your mouth/neck/chest. Aiming it upwards (essentially tip your nose) from below loses a lot of bass and adds more of the 'whine', if that's what you're referring to. This is assuming he's using a cardiod or figure-8 polar pattern. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 11, 2022 |
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It's a 7B, it just does cardioid AFAIK. Edit: You hiring, Rupert?
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DominoKitten posted:All you need to do is photoshop that weirdly lobster red image of Jorp from the cover of their carnivore diet book, slap it onto a swimsuit illustrated magazine cover, and put that in his tweet instead. A lobster posted:Edit:
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https://youtu.be/dHO30Xzzhac
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Well that's horrifying. Thank you for that. (someone probe this person)
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Jordan Peter's son
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Jordan Peniscum
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Welp just leveled up after watching 10 hours of Doctor Jordan Peterson. Can't decide whether to put these new skill points into Agreeableness or Extraversion. My Neuroticism is already maxxed out.
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Ok where the gently caress are the probes. Where are you mods? Sleeping? edit: bottom left is the most funny to me. "Oh, you're drowning teddy bear? I want to watch. I.... want..... to watch...... (creepy masturbating face).
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cleaning their room
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm an audio engineer by trade, and this kind of poo poo annoys me to no end. I don't mention it, other than when the discussion is specifically brought up, because no one ever wants to hear (heh) about it, but goddamn people; take a minute to learn A THING about audio and recording. I wish I knew this when I did some guest spots on a real, big-time podcast radio thing. They had the same mics used in that Jorp clip, but we were in a branch studio with the audio engineers on another continent. It was about the size of two phone booths and had big bay widows on the two main walls, which meant the mics were too good and would pic up the echo off the windows and begin a feedback loop. We had to practically kiss the mics, which were cocked at an angle, not at the chest as you suggest, and speak in borderline ASMR tones. It sounded great, but meant a good chunk of my attention was spent babying the audio setup instead of on what I was talking about. Anyway, I have shut off podcasts and youtube videos because the makers couldn't be bothered about audio quality. Is there something about audio compression or bit rates that seem to amplify sibilance, or is that just me and my tinnitus? Nice Tuckpointing! fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 11, 2022 |
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what you need is a podcast that records onto tape. more pleasing frequency response and roll-off
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