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Jun 11, 2022 11:13
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No bullshit, my piss will smell like hot garbage within 15 minutes if eating asparagus. It’s amazing how fast it happens.
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Jun 11, 2022 13:21
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Oh good, 39 posts about asparagus
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Jun 11, 2022 13:49
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My grandpa would call em spear grasses, fogging out an indoor bathroom with piss stink is one thing, but pissing outside and someone is downwind and notices the smell of urine? It's got some legs
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Jun 11, 2022 13:52
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the best is when you forgot you ate asparagus, and then it's like... 'oh. i ate asparagus.'
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Jun 11, 2022 13:53
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not traditional but asparagus is delicious in a stir fry
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Jun 11, 2022 13:53
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people who say 'as-pear-a-gus' instead of 'a-spare-a-gus' should be shot
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Jun 11, 2022 13:54
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in the produce industry it is lovingly referred to as 'grass'
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Jun 11, 2022 13:54
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a thick spear is actually quite good, don't be afraid to buy them if they're not skinny! you just gotta peel the bottoms
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Jun 11, 2022 13:55
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don't snap asparagus at the "natural snapping point" that's not a thing - you are losing alot of usable product. just cut off like an inch from the bottom.
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Jun 11, 2022 13:55
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why is everyone eating so much asparagus anyway? garbage tier useless food imo
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Jun 11, 2022 13:56
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white asparagus is asparagus that has been covered during growing so certain pigments do not grow- it's like cave asparagus! pretty cool.
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Jun 11, 2022 13:56
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The Walrus posted:people who say 'as-pear-a-gus' instead of 'a-spare-a-gus' should be shot it's as-par-a-gus spare and pear rhyme
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Jun 11, 2022 13:57
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:why is everyone eating so much asparagus anyway? garbage tier useless food imo its very good for you and super delicious! I can only imagine you've had poorly prepared asparagus. did it still have a snap? gotta be al dente mon ami
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Jun 11, 2022 13:57
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The Walrus posted:its very good for you and super delicious! I can only imagine you've had poorly prepared asparagus. did it still have a snap? gotta be al dente mon ami if i'm gonna eat some greens it's gonna be lettuce and cucumber and maybe some green beans
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Jun 11, 2022 13:58
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:it's as-par-a-gus or 'per' but yeah good call ty
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Jun 11, 2022 13:58
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:if i'm gonna eat some greens it's gonna be lettuce and cucumber and maybe some green beans if you include some other stuff in your diet every day, like some asparagus, carrots, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, you will honestly feel like a new person in a week. its kinda crazy tbh.
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Jun 11, 2022 14:00
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The Walrus posted:a thick spear is actually quite good, don't be afraid to buy them if they're not skinny! you just gotta peel the bottoms I prefer the thicker ones, especially if I’m grilling them. Way easier to keep them from over cooking.
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Jun 11, 2022 14:04
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The Walrus posted:if you include some other stuff in your diet every day, like some asparagus, carrots, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, you will honestly feel like a new person in a week. its kinda crazy tbh. i try sometimes but i'm prone to depression so it's a lot of easier to guzzle down multiple tubes of pringles then sleep for 13 hours
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Jun 11, 2022 14:09
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I eat asparagus raw and uncooked. Slap some in a Pringles can you didn't cum down the barrel of then you got a treat at your leisure. The aroma of raw asparagus is a more profound bouquet of smells
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Jun 11, 2022 14:10
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If your piss don't stink, you might have diabetes,
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Jun 11, 2022 14:35
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Zybourne Clock posted:If your piss don't stink, you might have diabetes, Sweet as summer wine.
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Jun 11, 2022 15:03
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I don't like eating asparagus but I do enjoy other vegetables. How good for you is asparagus compared to, say, raw carrots, green beans, broccoli, and black beans? I'm still not going to pick it up because I really don't like it, but I'm curious about its benefits.
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Jun 11, 2022 15:33
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Zybourne Clock posted:If your piss don't stink, you might have diabetes, Diabetic piss is in high demand in German filmmaking
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Jun 11, 2022 16:14
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I love asparagus. Unless it's canned. That stuff is a crime and I have no idea what it's made for. It's awful.
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Jun 11, 2022 16:33
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Everyone says that NYC smells like piss, but even if I assume they only mean Manhattan, I don't smell it outside of the train stations and occasionally parks. Is my nose broken?
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Jun 11, 2022 16:50
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*holding a wine glass of piss to my nose and taking a whiff* ...und strong notes of marzipan. *german audience claps politely*
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Jun 11, 2022 17:28
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YeahTubaMike posted:Everyone says that NYC smells like piss, but even if I assume they only mean Manhattan, I don't smell it outside of the train stations and occasionally parks. Is my nose broken? You've become too used to the smell to notice. Better move to Germany.
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Jun 11, 2022 17:30
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YeahTubaMike posted:Everyone says that NYC smells like piss, but even if I assume they only mean Manhattan, I don't smell it outside of the train stations and occasionally parks. Is my nose broken? In the summer it smells mostly like car exhaust, cigarettes, piss, and fish.
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Jun 11, 2022 18:27
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Zybourne Clock posted:You've become too used to the smell to notice. Better move to Germany. Germany seems nice, especially the whole "not smelling like pee" part. I'd consider it.
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Jun 11, 2022 18:34
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Things that affect my piss smell: 1. Coffee 2. Asparagus 3. These ham steaks that we used to get in MREs, you'd get that salty meat smell in your piss that smelled exactly like the juice the ham was packed in.
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Jun 11, 2022 18:39
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The German countryside smells like pig piss and poo poo because farmers spread those over their fields instead of injecting it underground. Move to Germany, and you will definitely unbreak your nose.
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Jun 11, 2022 18:44
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Spreading manure on farm fields?! Only the Germans man, haha wild
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Jun 11, 2022 18:46
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Yeah, it's pretty wild. Like they still live in the 1800s.
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Jun 11, 2022 18:51
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I would assume you need to drink more water
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Jun 11, 2022 19:09
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What smells worse, poo poo or dried piss? Dried piss is really bad.
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Jun 11, 2022 20:04
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I once ate like 6 oz of roasted garlic at once and was breathing, sweating, crying, and pissing garlic smell for like 2 days Worth it
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Jun 11, 2022 22:47
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I should probably drink more water
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Jun 11, 2022 22:47
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I have nothing to say on the topic off piss stink, pee smell bad this is known Pet peeves though, and people not using turn signals though... I've had two near accidents in the past two days at the same drat intersection from people yoloing through a light that had been red for a few seconds already, making a left turn with no signal. Thought I was good to start making my right turn coming from the opposite direction but no, fuckers in their bigass trucks without turn signals on loving blew threw the red light and made their left turn while honking at me and I had to not only slam on my brakes but throw my car in reverse and back off to give their asses room to pass by. would have loving let them hit me if I didn't like my car so much not a joke gently caress des moines drivers
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Jun 12, 2022 03:49
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probe me if you want I'm about to go to bed anyway but I needed to vent about that because goddamn I'm actually scared of that intersection now and its right on my way home from work 
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Jun 12, 2022 03:57
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