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Chrpno posted:How's it going now? Well he's dead
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Jun 4, 2022 02:49
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I just had a couple questions, I'm new to the area. So yeah, um... hey, are you supposed to hold your breath when you rinse out your mouth? What are you supposed to do?
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Jun 8, 2022 20:10
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I wore my LPC shirt to the grocery the other day and a dude came up to me like “cool shirt bro!” He then told me a story about meeting them at a punk show in 1999 (LPC was two dudes in the early days). Apparently there were two guys at this show wearing bulldog masks and someone had told this guy that they were Longmont Potion Castle. So he went up to talk to them and they played like they didn’t know what that was. The next day he got a prank call from LPC. I guess the call never ended up on an album because it was too obvious the guy knew who it was. Anyway, that was my first time meeting another LPC fan in the wild.
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Jun 8, 2022 20:47
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It's gonna be head to foot at your lip in a minute, young man
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Jun 9, 2022 14:15
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Ralph Hurley posted:I wore my LPC shirt to the grocery the other day and a dude came up to me like “cool shirt bro!” He then told me a story about meeting them at a punk show in 1999 (LPC was two dudes in the early days). Apparently there were two guys at this show wearing bulldog masks and someone had told this guy that they were Longmont Potion Castle. So he went up to talk to them and they played like they didn’t know what that was. The next day he got a prank call from LPC. I guess the call never ended up on an album because it was too obvious the guy knew who it was. First LPC fan I met in the wild was a Juggalo who was on a bunch of drugs, that was fun!!!!!
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Jun 9, 2022 14:20
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I'm gonna automate your teeth. Automatically knock 'em out, when I see ya
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Jun 10, 2022 01:13
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cohsae posted:I'm gonna automate your teeth. Automatically knock 'em out, when I see ya Ummmm. I'm gonna take my elbow to your ribcage, and then you'll be the lowest employee, when you're laying on the fricking ground. I'm gonna break your ribs. One by one. Until you give me triple my money back.
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Jun 10, 2022 01:27
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Body blow body blow body blow
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Jun 10, 2022 06:16
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Just pick up some ground beef, set up your card table, and we'll be there at seven o'clock sharp. Gonna borrow your living room for about two hours.
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Jun 10, 2022 07:05
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I'm surprised he hasn't gotten in more trouble considering how often he has threatened to assault people. Granted, it's all very absurd and not serious but drat.
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Jun 10, 2022 13:57
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Just pick up some ground beef, set up your card table, and we'll be there at seven o'clock sharp. Gonna borrow your living room for about two hours. haha what is this one from
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Jun 10, 2022 14:22
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Inzombiac posted:I'm surprised he hasn't gotten in more trouble considering how often he has threatened to assault people. Just cut me a drat check
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Jun 10, 2022 14:22
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Electro-Boogie Jack posted:haha what is this one from LPC 16 Medley 2
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Jun 10, 2022 15:17
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:LPC 16 Medley 2 Old Ironsides gave me the number at the gas station here. He's a friend of mine up 'ere.
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Jun 10, 2022 16:42
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Just cut me a drat check I'm gonna lift you up and put you down about seventy five times.
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Jun 10, 2022 18:03
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Inzombiac posted:I'm surprised he hasn't gotten in more trouble considering how often he has threatened to assault people. I'm gonna flatten you out, and I'm gonna blast air up your nostril unless I get satisfaction
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Jun 10, 2022 18:19
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:I'm gonna flatten you out, and I'm gonna blast air up your nostril unless I get satisfaction I'm gonna WHOOP ya!
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Jun 10, 2022 18:31
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I'm a global elite!
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Jun 10, 2022 19:59
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Bengals are gonna be released Towards ya
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Jun 10, 2022 23:28
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Inzombiac posted:I'm gonna lift you up and put you down about seventy five times. my last name's bump! imana bump you onto the grouuund imana lift two hundred poundsawwrighttttgghhhhhh
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Jun 11, 2022 00:41
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Inzombiac posted:I'm surprised he hasn't gotten in more trouble considering how often he has threatened to assault people. Your honor, the defendant promised to " bring a boot" to the plaintiff's "seat" on several occasions, and additionally pledged to " spin him around"
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Jun 11, 2022 02:09
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I'm a global elite! I'm beyond global elite, sir. I'm in the stratosphere.
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Jun 11, 2022 02:28
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Martin Luther Kink posted:I'm beyond global elite, sir. I'm in the stratosphere. No you aren't! I'm the top rated player!!!
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Jun 11, 2022 05:23
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Chrpno posted:Your honor, the defendant promised to " bring a boot" to the plaintiff's "seat" on several occasions, and additionally pledged to " spin him around" Oh, you're gonna shove me into the police officer?
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Jun 11, 2022 07:32
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I’m trying to cry more of my own natural tears here, tough guy
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Jun 11, 2022 18:11
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mark immune posted:i shared this in phiz a while back, but here's a 24/7 longmont stream i made I’m late, but I wish to thank you for your service.
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Jun 12, 2022 09:15
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mark immune posted:i shared this in phiz a while back, but here's a 24/7 longmont stream i made the Longest Mont
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Jun 12, 2022 13:30
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mark immune posted:i shared this in phiz a while back, but here's a 24/7 longmont stream i made I appreciate this but you gotta add more of the prank tracks dude. I've heard the Q&A in Detroit like 30 times, and clown motel 0 times. Also I do enjoy the random Miller Time bit
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Jun 13, 2022 15:02
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getcher fishing rod and your hairbrush and meet me outside
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Jun 14, 2022 03:55
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WHAT!?
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Jun 14, 2022 04:03
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You're gonna be in jail. I'm from 1-800-Toilets!
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Jun 14, 2022 21:57
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Inzombiac posted:You're gonna be in jail. I'm from 1-800-Toilets! I accidentally got locked in one of these toilets, could you please come let me out?
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Jun 14, 2022 22:12
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We got you on camera hootin' and hollerin'!! (LCP 14 is my fave can you tell)
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Jun 15, 2022 03:12
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Stalker or Stocker?
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Jun 15, 2022 03:17
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Inzombiac posted:We got you on camera hootin' and hollerin'!! My notes say buckwild, drool, and hogwild
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Jun 15, 2022 04:34
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Ingmar terdman posted:My notes say buckwild, drool, and hogwild The only inappropriate thing I could've been doing in an elevator is loving a woman, which I haven't done in years
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Jun 15, 2022 05:23
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Have you ever seen me goin' hogwild in an elevator? (I don't think we've ever been in an elevator together) SEE?!
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Jun 15, 2022 05:34
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If you worked for the elevator company, it would say Otis Elevators on the Caller ID, not Mummy Napkin.
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Jun 15, 2022 06:31
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If you show up on my lawn with your hose I'm gonna send twenty boot camp graduates after you and they're gonna code your rear end so hard you're never gonna walk again!!!
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