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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Secret pinniped spotted

Secret Pinniped would be a good name for a whiskey.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 6/10/02



Double Colllins



Yeah, Boris has suggested bringing back imperial measurements.



Brenda Starr 11/29 - 12/1/48





I suppose Messick thinks "Chug-Chug Kelly" is the kind of name a hard-bitten, gimlet-eyed newshawk would have, but I have to say it doesn't work for me.

Smokey Stover 6/6/48



Everyday Movies 4/2/35



"He's very good to her -- he gives her everything she can get out of him."

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



What is Jordan's job?

The Phantom



Must be Savarna. Might be obvious but I'm spoilering it anyways.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD


Howard Beale posted:

Are we sure Sarah isn't writing this storyline?
Pretty sure, yeah. It's stupid, not silly.

Andertoons



Apartment 3-G



I bet he sent her a bikini. Barf.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2018 Spiderman


1980 comics








Locher Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Mark Trail is literally just Zoolander now

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Zits

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom



Must be Savarna. Might be obvious but I'm spoilering it anyways.

Of course, but I hope it's Chatu, the Python.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bobbins

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary







fondue
Jul 14, 2002


EasyEW posted:

Now break that down by population density.

e:

Oh, pardon me. I got too used to having that other conversation for 30 years. :tipshat:
Everyone lives in the blue spots.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise: Top Traitor



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


goatface posted:

Of course, but I hope it's Chatu, the Python.
It's the only other possibility I can think of, but the "full circle" comment makes me believe it won't be.

There is the fact that if Chatu! The Python! had never kidnapped Diana then Phantom never would have met Savarna, but that's a stretch.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jun 11, 2022

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Haraiso Days


ACAB hasn't quite caught up to Japan yet.

Q-Rais Talks to Himself



Night Visitors

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

ˇAragones!



Life in Hell



Sylvia



Marlys

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Some Guy TT posted:

Aw, this is just cute as hell.
I've come to quite like Retail, and looking it up on Wiki just now led me to see that it has a definite end :smith: - but also where this plotline leads. :unsmith:

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "270 - Jucika And The Fashionable Loudspeaker"


"271 - Jucika Provides A Sedative"


"Idegscillapítót is also = Tranquilizer/Bromide, Szülőszoba = Labor Room, Konyha = Kitchen"

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Drakyn posted:

OverlyDiabetic


I can immediately tell this an edit because there are pet names that aren't "sweetie" in it.


The cat is very large and has killed the man.

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery
Does... does this kill the man? :ohdear:

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Dustin's Supportive Family

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Dinky Dinkerton, Flyin' Jenny, and The Shadow Feb 27- Mar 1, 1941











readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Big Nate Year 1 (May 19-20, 1991)






Old School Peanuts (Aug 3, 1953)



That is incredibly hosed up but also LMAO.


Calvin and Hobbes (Mar 1-2, 1991)






No Blind Alley today

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Some Guy TT posted:

Is it just me or does Arlo seem uncharacteristically prudish today?

It's a running gag that Arlo worries about Janis getting skin cancer from working in the sun, which doesn't sound very funny for a gag, but the guy who writes and draws this comic knows what he's doing

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I'm not sure if the person who is posting it is aware, but Redeye gets extremely racist in its stock gags, and not just in the character designs that we've seen so far. I had a collection of it laying around somewhere at one time and it's bonkers how bad it gets.

If you're just posting it for the 70s comic of the week, fine, but there's a good chance you will needto spoiler something even if only posting 5.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Our Boarding House (March 23-25, 1922)






Toonerville Folks (June 9-11, 1919)






Dok's Dippy Political Patronage (March 13, 1914)


Little Lefty (October 26-28, 1936)




Blondie From Zero (April 18-20, 1932)

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

There Is Power In A Union And The Union Makes Us Strong















Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

catlord posted:

Dinky Dinkerton, Flyin' Jenny, and The Shadow Feb 27- Mar 1, 1941




:laffo: Good job, dumbass!

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Outbursts of Everett True June 13, 1919


And He Did! June 26, 1919


Cat Tales May 26, 1925


Oaky Doaks November 21, 1936


Mopsy January 31, 1938


Up Front May 31, 1945


Bootsie’s Big ‘50s


So It Seems August 12, 1952


Those Were the Days March 9, 1961


Wee Pals August 15, 1966


Dogbert May 29, 1967

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


EasyEW posted:

Blondie From Zero (April 18-20, 1932)
Why hasn't Blondie revealed her identity to Dagwood? Wasn't that her plan?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Blueberry: Blueberry and escort pull up for a rest stop, or Red Wooley - Master of Subtlety, or Pearl ingratiates herself with the soldiers



Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Prince Valiant

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Slammy posted:

And He Did! June 26, 1919

John and his traitorous feet are gonna get a visit from E. True.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (July 05, 2000)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack



No Safe Havens on Sundays!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

CommonShore posted:

I'm not sure if the person who is posting it is aware, but Redeye gets extremely racist in its stock gags, and not just in the character designs that we've seen so far. I had a collection of it laying around somewhere at one time and it's bonkers how bad it gets.

If you're just posting it for the 70s comic of the week, fine, but there's a good chance you will needto spoiler something even if only posting 5.
Duly noted. The few strips I'd paid attention to before just looked like really boring gags with a bad stereotype character design sense, but I'm not surprised it could/does get worse.

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

CommonShore posted:

I'm not sure if the person who is posting it is aware, but Redeye gets extremely racist in its stock gags, and not just in the character designs that we've seen so far. I had a collection of it laying around somewhere at one time and it's bonkers how bad it gets.

If you're just posting it for the 70s comic of the week, fine, but there's a good chance you will needto spoiler something even if only posting 5.

I seem to recall this some since my local paper had Redeye in it for the longest time. Who can say why.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Darthemed posted:

John and his traitorous feet are gonna get a visit from E. True.
Why? he marched in the parade, this is the aftermath.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TegneHanne

Summer time is parent teacher conference time:toot: I do a ton of these and 90% of them is spent reassuring the parents that they're kids are totally "normal".
Speaking of:
Caring for your kids is actually an profession. At least it should be, not just an office filled with some toys and some random adult.
L-Innsikt

Pondus

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jun 12, 2022

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