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Twenty Four posted:Kenobi: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine."
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RavenousScoot posted:a clown giving tiktok lifehacks |
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The Teenage Mutant Turtles are meditating to find enlightenment.... "Dude it's pizza" |
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Jestery posted:"Should I be worried about turning I to a Smith" Actually a legit concern, no joke. Happens more often than you'd think. I once fell asleep on the subway and woke up in congress about to pass some loving bill or other but instead being knocked the gently caress out by a mopey tween in ninetees shades that looked expensive as gently caress. |
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A workout routine called "Exercism" where one of the benefits is casting out the demons inhabiting your body. |
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Begin with three full rotations of the head to the left, then three to the right |
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Make sure you've prepared for the session by drinking two liters of pea soup. |
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Me: 664, 665... Demons: The Pain! Unbearable Neverending Pain! Me, still crunching: Six hundred and sixty cease thine bitching and Six, runts! 667, 668... Demons: *hissy departure from mortal realm* |
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Jedi recruiters knocking on doors offering pamphlets about the Force. |
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Jun 12, 2022 20:50
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slapping contests but you force choke each other until one passes out |
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Jun 12, 2022 21:24
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pro wrestling but using the force is allowed |
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Jun 12, 2022 21:24
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Alien straightman: What's glorbnaggling? Alien funnyman: Not much, what's glorbnaggling with you? [laugh track] |
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Sisyphus is pushing the boulder ... and succeeds! with the help of Superman!!!! Who has come to recuit him to join the Avengers... or the superfriends or whatever to fight... ming the merciless who has come back from the dead... |
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Building a really fancy deck on your house so you can refer to it as, "Deck à la Taj."
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Penn Jillette develops a magic trick where he makes peoples beards disappear |
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Prurient Squid posted:Sisyphus is pushing the boulder ... and succeeds! with the help of Superman!!!! Sisyphus: Oh thank Zeus you rescued me! I thought I'd be stuck doing that forever! How can I ever repay you? Nick Fury: Word on the street is you're good at pushing rocks. |
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Sisyphus bringing the downtrodden up and out of poverty by pushing each and every one of them up a mountain. |
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Sisyphus pushing Dwayne "The Rock" Johson's career around, but it's mostly good.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Building a really fancy deck on your house so you can refer to it as, "Deck à la Taj." getting really drunk on said deck so you can say you've been "ripped to the tits" on it 
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A huge boulder lands with an expensive crunch on Sisyphus's boss's lambo. The boss is distraught and perplexed as Sisyphus pushes off with the boulder, on a path that will take them directly above Sisyphus's landlord's yaht club. |
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Petty revenge bouldering. |
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A TV Land sitcom (siscom?) or possibly Hanna-Barbera cartoon series where Sisyphus's boss's stuff getting crushed by boulders is a running gag. Sisyphus is eternally well-meaning and eager to please but incredibly clumsy, and he constantly chocks his boulder poorly on a steep hillside or abandons his post to attend to some drama involving his overbearing wife. And I guess that canonically his boss would be Zeus himself. The "Zeus Comes to Dinner" episode is a reigning classic. Zeus: So, Sisyphus, about that promotion we discussed. Sisyphus: Yes, sir? Mrsyphus: (whispers) Dear, I hope you propped the boulder up well this time. Sisyphus: Of course I did! (distant rumbling starts) At least I uhhhhh think I did! (laugh track) Zeus: Something you'd like to share, Mr. Sisyphus? Sisyphus: Not at all sir. But just out of curiosity, where did you park your chariot? (laugh track) Zeus: Does it matter? (loud crunch) Sisyphus: Not anymore! (laugh track) Zeus: SISYPHUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!! |
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That is a sub plot of the best selling video game Hades. Sisyphus is always dropping Bouldy on the big guy |
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google THIS posted:A TV Land sitcom (siscom?) or possibly Hanna-Barbera cartoon series where Sisyphus's boss's stuff getting crushed by boulders is a running gag. Sisyphus is eternally well-meaning and eager to please but incredibly clumsy, and he constantly chocks his boulder poorly on a steep hillside or abandons his post to attend to some drama involving his overbearing wife.
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I want to throw an orgy but I'm worried that no one will come. |
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Harold Fjord posted:I want to throw an orgy but I'm worried that no one will come. i scheduled a threesome for last night. had two no-shows, but i still had fun
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Harold Fjord posted:I want to throw an orgy but I'm worried that no one will come. This is why I started requiring a deposit |
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Prurient Squid posted:The Ferengi trying to explain capitalism to the Ents. Ents having a rap battle that lasts three weeks |
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google THIS posted:A TV Land sitcom (siscom?) or possibly Hanna-Barbera cartoon series where Sisyphus's boss's stuff getting crushed by boulders is a running gag. Sisyphus is eternally well-meaning and eager to please but incredibly clumsy, and he constantly chocks his boulder poorly on a steep hillside or abandons his post to attend to some drama involving his overbearing wife. It is a mystery why renowned sleazebag Zeus' worldly possessions keep getting crushed by huge boulders. |
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Zeus: Well Sisyphus I made it, despite your directions. I even parked well away from the slopes this time, so there won't be any repeat incidents. Though there was a bit of a walk from the Atlantis flatlands. Poseidon: *fishy sniggering from off camera* |
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one day i will find the film they made boomers watch in class that taught them all of their vocational advice and carefully explain why each point may not apply to a modern job market "--good first impressions are important, yes. the problem is you're taking a huge gamble assuming the interviewer smokes in the first place, never mind giving them a pack of winstons..." "these days we call women in the office 'coworkers.' and i should not have to tell you that has never been an appropriate place for a bicycle tire in any setting, forget professional." "funny thing is I went and did a little research on the jobs in this list they're showing -- 17 out of the 20 are only found at renaissance fairs, and only three of those don't involve steampunk." "okay, yes, this definitely applies -- you certainly want to dress professional, but the resume butler thing I legit think they were loving with y'all as a joke." Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Jun 14, 2022 ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:one day i will find the film they made boomers watch in class that taught them all of their vocational advice and carefully explain why each point may not apply to a modern job market Buddy of mine is looking for a job as an elementary school teacher. I jokingly said, "just walk into any school, give the Principal a firm handshake, and demand to be hired; I'm sure it will go fine." Sad thing is some districts are so desperate that might actually work. |
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Man, I wish this machine would beep more. |
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I don't know if only British people have heard of the TV show Space: 1999? Anyway, my joke. Space: 6969 |
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Prurient Squid posted:Space: 6969 Exponentially as nice |
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google THIS posted:A TV Land sitcom (siscom?) or possibly Hanna-Barbera cartoon series where Sisyphus's boss's stuff getting crushed by boulders is a running gag. Sisyphus is eternally well-meaning and eager to please but incredibly clumsy, and he constantly chocks his boulder poorly on a steep hillside or abandons his post to attend to some drama involving his overbearing wife. I can almost hear it in my head, hah Harold Fjord posted:I want to throw an orgy but I'm worried that no one will come. Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i scheduled a threesome for last night. had two no-shows, but i still had fun lol
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Spending all my money on a moth that lives in my wallet Oh no, he's escaping |
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Jestery posted:Spending all my money on a moth that lives in my wallet |
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