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where are ghost titty and salty shaker? i need more graphs!
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Jun 14, 2022 04:36
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FCKGW posted:uh, the lakers don't own the building, they just play there yeah the owners just put the naming rights up for sale and crypto.com put in the high bid wonder if they have any payments left to make on it and how that's going
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Jun 14, 2022 04:44
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vortmax posted:where are ghost titty and salty shaker? i need more graphs! 
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Jun 14, 2022 04:45
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haveblue posted:yeah the owners just put the naming rights up for sale and crypto.com put in the high bid slight delay, but the block's in the chain!
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Jun 14, 2022 04:49
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haveblue posted:yeah the owners just put the naming rights up for sale and crypto.com put in the high bid Man poo poo the more you know. They're owned by a massive massive entertainment conglomerate - AEG Which makes it funny the Lakers owners thought they could gently caress over some small time rube called "Steve Ballmer" (His current level of wealth: bought the Clippers with cash for 2 billion) Isentropy fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Jun 14, 2022 |
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Jun 14, 2022 04:54
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https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1536340410636771329
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Jun 14, 2022 04:54
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spankmeister posted:The Bogdanov twins are damping eet in heaven 🥹 the price of bitcoin has halfed since the first boganov bro died. makes you think...
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Jun 14, 2022 04:59
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SubG posted:here i did a technical analysis
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Jun 14, 2022 05:09
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FCKGW posted:I forgot about this guy 21826.90
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Jun 14, 2022 05:23
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vortmax posted:where are ghost titty and salty shaker? i need more graphs!  it's such a good picture
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Jun 14, 2022 06:01
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it's just so small
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Jun 14, 2022 06:01
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:if you weren't making fun of bitcoin a decade ago i don't want to hear your dogshit opinions
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Jun 14, 2022 06:04
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has anyone said bloodcoin
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Jun 14, 2022 06:19
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Shumagorath posted:I'm still two pages back and barely survived the winklevoss band, but awful app turning this into wheel of fortune made me lose it all over again It does it on the desktop site too. Its pretty nifty
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Jun 14, 2022 06:20
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Shumagorath posted:I'm still two pages back and barely survived the winklevoss band, but awful app turning this into wheel of fortune made me lose it all over again awful.app: be your own vanna white
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Jun 14, 2022 07:07
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spankmeister posted:might as well be talking about slurping apes or whatever, no clue what this all means You're a HODLer. You have a BTC at 30k. Perhaps you're a prudent HODLer and decide in case this goes tits up, you should buy some insurance - you buy a put for 20k. Whoever sells you that put is agreeing to buy your coin at 20k. You pay some premium to the seller for this, because if it says flash crashes to 10k, they still have to buy it for 20k and they want to get paid for the risk. You can rest assured that worst case scenario, you're only out 10k, not 30. In most cases the seller is a market maker, they don't care what the price does - they're going to hedge against this by shorting (selling) BTC. The moment they sell you the put they'll also sell some BTC against the possibility it does actually get down there, but since it's currently at 30k it won't be a lot to offset the probability. But if the price drops to 25k, well, that dealer to make themselves neutral has to sell more BTC. And so on. This is an exponential process, as the price gets closer to the sold put price more and more BTC needs to be sold to maintain that neutrality. There's a lot being left out here, but that's the gist. The OTC bit is over the counter - or deals that were made over the phone or whatever and probably isn't available on an order book to be seen but nonetheless will have an effect as price gets near the strike. The problem here is the liquidity just doesn't exist for all of this open interest (existing insurance contracts) and can cause a waterfall effect as all of these dealers holding the other end try to sell to maintain a neutral book and kick off a cascade.
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Jun 14, 2022 07:29
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spankmeister posted:might as well be talking about slurping apes or whatever, no clue what this all means this happens: 
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Jun 14, 2022 07:39
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Jun 14, 2022 07:40
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Jun 14, 2022 07:51
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I AM BITCOIN INCARNATE
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Jun 14, 2022 07:52
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...! posted:I AM BITCOIN INCARNATE I'm sorry to hear that, is there anything we can do?
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Jun 14, 2022 07:54
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it's been a long time since I learned about financial calculus but I don't think that's what either delta or gamma mean
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Jun 14, 2022 09:02
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:it's been a long time since I learned about financial calculus but I don't think that's what either delta or gamma mean Hayes used to be a trader at Deutsche Bank, he's one of the few guys in crypto who has any loving idea what he's doing, and uh yeah he lost me too. obviously i need to check the white paper
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Jun 14, 2022 09:05
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number goin up number goin down number goin up number goin down number goin up number goin down
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Jun 14, 2022 09:14
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divabot posted:Hayes used to be a trader at Deutsche Bank
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Jun 14, 2022 09:17
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Zamujasa posted:number goin up give us money laundry
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Jun 14, 2022 09:20
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divabot posted:Hayes used to be a trader at Deutsche Bank, he's one of the few guys in crypto who has any loving idea what he's doing, and uh yeah he lost me too. obviously i need to check the white paper on second look I think it's just written a bit confusingly. Gamma is the derivative of Delta so an increased gamma does mean that your delta (which is direct relation to price of underlier) is going to increase, and with an option your value will converge to the price of the asset because no poo poo buying an option to buy something priced at $10 right now is gonna cost $10. SubG posted:oh poo poo. a professional money launderer irl lol
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Jun 14, 2022 09:23
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it was pages back with some Celsius tweet but I love the way that every time one of these coins implodes, they all start going on about "protecting the community" (usually after freezing/stealing everyone's money), as if there is any actual community here and not just the economic equivalent of rats in a sack
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Jun 14, 2022 10:30
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Zamujasa posted:number goin up also applicable to desert weather (a few of my coworkers are at cisco live in vegas this week and their canadian bodies are falling apart in the 110 F heat, rip)
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Jun 14, 2022 10:38
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:it was pages back with some Celsius tweet but I love the way that every time one of these coins implodes, they all start going on about "protecting the community" (usually after freezing/stealing everyone's money), as if there is any actual community here and not just the economic equivalent of rats in a sack "No, it only *looks* like I stole those dollar bills, in reality I actually blacked out huffing my own farts and when I awoke I'd shat myself and they were the only thing I could find to wipe up the mess, they're just in the toaster drying off after I cleaned them so you'll get them back in a couple hours honest"
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Jun 14, 2022 12:54
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i too remember when i couldn't withdraw money from my broker because an "intern" forgot to pay citibank for the transaction fee and held up everything for hundreds of thousands of clients. doesn't fiat have this problem too???
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Jun 14, 2022 13:27
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18% layoffs at Coinbase https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/14/coinbase-lays-off-18percent-as-execs-prepare-for-recession-crypto-winter.html
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Jun 14, 2022 13:27
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coin base is firing 18% of their employees, as I just found out through my feed of news for companies that might go bankrupt soon
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Jun 14, 2022 13:27
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I SHALL SIPHON ALL VALUE FROM EVERY CURRENCY OF THIS WORLD ALL SHALL HODL ME... AND DESPAIR
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Jun 14, 2022 13:28
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my name is ozymandao, coin of coins, look upon my balance sheet ye holders and despair!
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Jun 14, 2022 13:32
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"the fundamentals are sound", I whisper as fall asleep, surrounded by the last of my possessions, in my van down by the river
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Jun 14, 2022 13:34
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evilweasel posted:coin base is firing 18% of their employees, as I just found out through my feed of news for companies that might go bankrupt soon coinbase is firing 18% of their employees, as I just found out through my feed of the post above yours 
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