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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1536377296486993920

I'm just now finding out that "seed oil" is the new soy.

https://twitter.com/128kbps4/status/1536443701932834817?s=20&t=k0tSdEAMJyWAdxu3FCX4aQ
lmao it's a photo from a decade after McDonald's stopped using beef tallow. It's also Australians.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Pookah posted:

I had to speed-read Tristram Shandy in about a day because I was a terrible procrastinator in college, I got through most of it in about 14 hours* and when I stopped, I literally could not speak normally, I kept phrasing things in the way the book's characters did. It was both weird and hilarious.


*skipped the chapter intros to just race through the plot, later heard that the intros are actually one of the the most important elements, d'oh.

To this day when I see someone smoking a pipe I want to say "your head resembles a smoak-jack that turns this way and that :350:"

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Mega Comrade posted:

There are quite a few books we make children read just because "they are classics" but I don't think 1984 is one of them, it's themes are still relevant today and it's quality in that genre haven't been surpassed.

In my experience, the good parts were plagued with things that felt like a writer's weird hangups. The state wants nobody to gently caress! But I really want to gently caress! Look at this fat guy pooping in jail, isn't it gross??

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Midnight Voyager posted:

In my experience, the good parts were plagued with things that felt like a writer's weird hangups. The state wants nobody to gently caress! But I really want to gently caress! Look at this fat guy pooping in jail, isn't it gross??

Orwell was writing in a time when eugenics was still considered serious science. Authoritarians restricting reproduction would have been a much more pertinent point than it looks nowadays.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Tenebrais posted:

Orwell was writing in a time when eugenics was still considered serious science. Authoritarians restricting reproduction would have been a much more pertinent point than it looks nowadays.

Maybe, but the result is the quote "I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards."

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

hawowanlawow posted:

pfft you're not a meth addict, you're just a wanker

If only I'd read The Great Gatsby instead of Things Fall Apart!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
https://twitter.com/aceand8s/status/1536390613288882176?t=QRzMoRThsCWKXbaoxIga8w&s=19
:stonk:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

galaxy_brain.jpg

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
It's funny how "look at all the different kinds of potato chips we have" is such a high profile fallback in praise of Capitalism. This is the crowning achievement, this is the threat of what you'll lose out on if you change to Communism or Socialism: 140 kinds of marginally different flavors across 16 brands all owned by the same 1 conglomerate company.
Hmmm yes, I could have universal healthcare, reasonable income, and human rights, but then I'm pretty sure I would only have one or two kinds of potato chips. I think we know that's not worth it!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vib Rib posted:

It's funny how "look at all the different kinds of potato chips we have" is such a high profile fallback in praise of Capitalism. This is the crowning achievement, this is the threat of what you'll lose out on if you change to Communism or Socialism: 140 kinds of marginally different flavors across 16 brands all owned by the same 1 conglomerate company.
Hmmm yes, I could have universal healthcare, reasonable income, and human rights, but then I'm pretty sure I would only have one or two kinds of potato chips. I think we know that's not worth it!

Historically the self-proclaimed "Communists" didn't provide those things either, especially human rights.

EDIT: This statement is in no way a defense of capitalism.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Historically the self-proclaimed "Communists" didn't provide those things either, especially human rights.

EDIT: This statement is in no way a defense of capitalism.

Human rights turn out to mean a whole lot less when every complex lifeform is now dead because the dominant ideology murdered the biosphere. But hey, good human rights record. Sort of. If you ignore what happened to the people that fell through the cracks. Which was a lot of people.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Mate, this is a Macca's in the year 2000.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Human rights are very, very rarely actually respected by any state so it’s more an argument of what level you will accept.

Shocking we’re you already live is where you draw the line

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.
Picturing the two of you sitting in this giant, echoing room and without breaking eye contact the teacher pops the top off a bottle of whisky downs half of it and says "let's fuckin' do this"

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

She had the power to stop you and give you a different assignment

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Like half way through and I was like wow this is A LOT of introspective whining about not getting closure on his first relationship in his teens and then it almost turned to outright comedy when he just offhandedly mentions that he's now been married and divorced and has a kid and he's still not quite over how she just left him like that.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

I’m sorry, why did your high school German teacher have you read a novel about an older woman sexually exploiting a teen boy? Surely there are other short novels about recent German history written in fairly simple declarative sentences she could have chosen for this uncomfortable tête-à-tête :gonk:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

This basically accords with my prejudices about Germans, thanks.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

kate winslet's ite tho.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Mate, this is a Macca's in the year 2000.

oh no the sharkies lost *shits pants violently and goes on to become prime minister*

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I'm not fully sure what's going on here, but "It's the most feminine ape in the entire collection" seems like it fits this thread.

https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/1536205103949959168

Whenever I see people discussing NFTs/crypto, all I can think about is Karl from Workaholics tripping on LSD and going "Ice....the currency of the future. I'ma be rich. :getin: "

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

alabama of europe

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

AlbieQuirky posted:

I’m sorry, why did your high school German teacher have you read a novel about an older woman sexually exploiting a teen boy? Surely there are other short novels about recent German history written in fairly simple declarative sentences she could have chosen for this uncomfortable tête-à-tête :gonk:
:stare: Well this information puts my post in another context

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Not to continue the books we read in high school derail, but I had to read Der Vorleser for my last year of high school German. Except I was the only one taking that class so I just had to read it all to the teacher, out loud, in German, and as bad as that was for me, I cannot imagine how grim that was for her.

My German teacher had the bright idea to have us all read the entirety of Wilhelm Tell with roles, with the amount of text you got to read depending on how bad you were at reading. So all of us has to sit through the worst readers stumbling their way through page-long monologues, which I'm sure made those kids really interested in literature and reading.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Cool, so just like English class in 6th-7th grade.

Oh boy, time to spend the next 52 minutes listening to some dullard painfully sounding-out every word of three pages of The Witch of Blackbird Pond

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

I’m sorry, why did your high school German teacher have you read a novel about an older woman sexually exploiting a teen boy? Surely there are other short novels about recent German history written in fairly simple declarative sentences she could have chosen for this uncomfortable tête-à-tête :gonk:

It was required by the syllabus, had to do an exam on that and the Mauerfall.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Midnight Voyager posted:

Maybe, but the result is the quote "I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards."

Pfft, next you're going to be saying maybe we shouldn't be teaching quite so many 'classics' about older men and the younger women who inexplicably fall in love with them!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/AaronBergman18/status/1535968622081867777?t=xhPV9YfHnCz5U7h2GxcYVw&s=19

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
How long do you think it would take for that structure to cool down enough to re-enter after a fire that roasts everyone alive? Days? Weeks?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Building below the sewers gets really expensive. Gravity does a lot of work in plumbing.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Why shouldn't we kickstart a Morlock society

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
But what happens if they don't clean the cameras?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
(brain firing on all cylinders) what if we put the homeless underground.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

“I don’t understand why I need to take all these humanities and social sciences classes to be an engineer.”

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
(brain collapsing under its own immense weight) the problem with homelessness is available space

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

Splicer posted:

But what happens if they don't clean the cameras?

Prepare for war

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Heath posted:

(brain firing on all cylinders) what if we put the homeless underground.

They technically won't be on the streets if they're under the streets.

But yeah, it comes with such fun issues as:

Everyone dies if there's a fire
Good luck with your plumbing lol
Radon
More radon
Having to dig out a hole rather than just moving air aside
People like seeing the sky every so often

Plus it's not like building underground conjures up free real estate. You can't just build your own Homeless Vault(tm) under other people's already-existing buildings.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

High school lit chat: junior year was pretty good, I had a great teacher and we got to read both The Things They Carried and Catch-22. Then again, we also had to read As I Lay Dying, which sucks a ton so land of contrasts etc.

snergle posted:

alabama of europe
In many ways yes!

Heath posted:

(brain firing on all cylinders) what if we put the homeless underground.
No, not in the way you're thinking!

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yea this country has been putting the homeless/marginalized under the ground since the beginning.

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