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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

bessantj posted:

Should be classed as an emergency. I don't know how dentistry isn't connected to the NHS more. There's no dentist near me accepting NHS patients either.
Apocryphally the only reason dentistry is seperate is because at the time the NHS was formalised the dentists pitched a fit and actually had the power to stop the whole thing happening somehow. So they wrre excluded from the deal. Why the NHS didn't take it over once they got powerful enough is a mystery probably answered by there never being an honest enough PM after that point.

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Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Imagining a sitcom dad angrily insisting to his kids that he's relevant

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/14/stop-calling-me-boring-keir-starmer-tells-shadow-cabinet

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Nationalise teeth

Guavanaut posted:

Yorkie was just the opening salvo in the barrage of poo poo that led to


I'm enjoying the escalating war on wipes

Sewer-knowers: "Don't flush any wipes please"
Companies: "New! Flushable wipes"
SK: "Don't flush any wipes please, even ones that say flushable"
Companies: "Flushable wipes - 100% proven!!"

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitics/status/1536711158132002819

Today is the 5th anniversary of the Grenfell fire.

If breaking laws to get what I want is the way forward then I am going to Minecraft the whole Johnson line.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobstar posted:

Nationalise teeth

I'm enjoying the escalating war on wipes

Sewer-knowers: "Don't flush any wipes please"
Companies: "New! Flushable wipes"
SK: "Don't flush any wipes please, even ones that say flushable"
Companies: "Flushable wipes - 100% proven!!"

I flush the wipes, I don't give a poo poo while I poo poo

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

TACD posted:

holy loving poo poo

I’m speechless, this has stunned me into a stupor, what the gently caress

The pandemic shut down the most easily-accessible free source of support that some of the poorest families in the country have - Children's Centres. Usually, you could book a spot at a stay-and-play and go along, and your kid would get to play with some of the random stuff the staff had put out, and the parent could have a chat with some other parents, or simply have a chat with the staff. The staff were also there to provide some support with what to actually do with your kid, since that's not specifically taught anywhere (you might get some stuff via ante-natal education, but that seems hit-and-miss). Alongside other activities and classes/workshops and stuff like that.
And it's free.
And if the Children's Centre staff were concerned about how your kid was doing, they could flag you up to a Health Visitor, or an Educational Psychologist, or Occupational Therapist, Physiotherapist or Speech and Language Therapist. Or even refer you to an Early Help Hub for more targeted support if they were concerned you weren't coping.

Yeah, the Children's Centres were still open - technically - but it was a lot harder to access the sessions, for infection control reasons you'd struggle to meet anyone who wasn't staff and you were also being told to stay at home unless your journey was essential. So loads of parents stayed at home. And when you're stuck at home with your child all day every day, most parents get really good at picking up on the esoteric ways their child communicates with them, so the child never needs to learn a more effective way of communicating. And when your kid keeps making GBS threads themself, you keep changing them, and yeah, you probably try toilet training but it probably doesn't go well and well, you're stuck at home anyway and probably massively depressed yourself so you keep changing the kid because it's the easiest thing to do in the circumstance and then they never learn anything else. gently caress it, if you did finally manage to get a booking at the Children's Centre, there'd be a decent chance that even if you were massively depressed, you'd get enough relief from going outside and meeting people (even if they're being paid to talk to you) that your poo poo mental health might not be immediately obvious to them; in which case, you probably wouldn't get flagged to Early Help or even your GP (lol).

There's more to it than that, of course. Access to consistent schooling makes a huge difference for lots of children, just in terms of giving them regular exposure to typically-developing peers. So they can hear what the other children around them are saying, and learn from them along with the adults working with them everyday. And that was obviously disrupted in a massive way by the pandemic. (On the flipside, quite a few of the children I've worked with really enjoyed there being fewer children in school during lockdown, as the class wasn't as busy and they got more attention from the teaching staff).


The absolute hatchet job that the Tories have done on Local Authority funding has had a direct impact on the quality of early intervention like Children's Centres and it's loving criminal that it rarely ever gets a look-in. Also, it's the one thing Blair did right, which makes it much easier to demolish the rest of his atrocity of a time in power.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

At some point it's just an area full of cunts & it's OK to call cunts cunts, y'know? There's plenty of poor people there too, it's not all middle class suburban hell, and Scotland has places like Milngavie & Newton Mearns with wealthy suburban flight types, but Jesus Christ, 95% of their MPs are Tories, I don't know why it's controversial to just not want any part of them anymore.
I wonder how much of that is the voting system. My constituency has been Tory probably since it was created because it's full of not just Tories but people who've given up, people who know the only way to get a say is to wear the oval office badge, and radical groups howling into the void.

A rainbow coalition to push PR would have changed that even within the constituency bounds on at least two elections since the mid 00s, and with the SNP having to be involved it might even allow for a Belgium type federal situation rather than the hard border gently caress off that the current government would want.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Bobstar posted:

Nationalise teeth

*corbyn points at his molars* "Naspthionifthed"

Dogatron
Jun 24, 2020

The Question IRL posted:

That and the Bacon flavoured Mayonnaise. (Also Vegan.)

I have a bottle of unopened vegan bacon flavoured mayonnaise in the cupboard. Is it good?

It came in an https://www.eggcup.org/ weekly bag. Would recommend Eggcup to any Lancaster based goons. They give you a shedload of food for a fiver every week, but you do end up with a ridiculous amount of tins and weird things like vegan bacon flavoured mayonnaise in the cupboard.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Dogatron posted:

I have a bottle of unopened vegan bacon flavoured mayonnaise in the cupboard. Is it good?


I suspect you are going to be the only person in here able to answer this question. From experience anyway.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Can't speak for bacon-flavored but I've heard that mayo is one of the areas where vegan alternative styles are actually superior to the original, or at the very least I can report that the cheese alternatives still have a way to go

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
How's archie's brainstem

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ash Crimson posted:

How's archie's brainstem

What is your wierd thing with that? It's not very pleasant.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Vegan mayo, especially Helman's, is great. Can't speak to the bacon flavoured one, but there's also some really good vegan bacon so it seems trivial to combine them

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

What is your wierd thing with that? It's not very pleasant.

You're not very pleasant

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Only way is to taste it. I'm veggie, not vegan, and get a load of vegan stuff, but never tasted that one so cant recommend.
Was given a vegan cheese spread as a gift at xmas and it tasted as if you could eat plastic.
Vegan sausages are usually good no matter in my findings.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

bustin keaton posted:

Guess who didn't actually vet the person they hired:
https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1536728238667481094

(He's started deleting tweets now, but there are plenty of screengrabs in the thread)

lmao okay he's cool in my book

probably also a babystomper but we'll see

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitics/status/1536711158132002819

Today is the 5th anniversary of the Grenfell fire.

Also the ECHR is part of the Belfast "Good Friday" Agreement, so really playing with international fire here.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



happyhippy posted:

Vegan sausages are usually good no matter in my findings.

Just don't look at the sodium content in them :negative:

Gotta start making tempeh at home but ehhhhh, lentils are just too easy, delicious, and perfect

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Miftan posted:

there's also some really good vegan bacon so it seems trivial to combine them

I got paid to buy some as part of what I assume is some sort of scam by the company to inflate interest in their product. It was interesting, like bacon flavoured doner meat.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Tsietisin posted:

Oh tell me about it. Like in 2020 when all the dentist's stopped working due to COVID, so when I got an infection all I could do was medicate with OTC painkillers and Orajel numbing gel.

After a month of this my wife found me mostly unconscious spouting nonsense and ended up with me going to hospital with a car of Sepsis.

Yay for getting an easily solvable problem that could have actually killed me, but thankfully has likely only shortened my lifespan instead.

Christ, I'm glad you're alright.

forkboy84 posted:

I mean, I'm joking with the glibness because if you don't laugh you cry but it's my experience. Like I said in a later post, severe depression & a conviction that I'd kill myself soon meant I did a dogshit job of looking after my teeth & I've horrid problems ever since. Have had mild infections to this point, it's absolute loving misery but my choices are to suffer through it for a week & hope it goes away (Orajel is really useful as well as cocodamol, Orajel is expensive but really does numb the pain adequately enough that getting to sleep is possible.) because if it gets serious I really dunno what I'll do. Because at this point it's not just worries about paying for it, it's a joyful mix of social anxiety & just good ol' fashioned paralysing shame.

Shame about what, might I ask?

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Apocryphally the only reason dentistry is seperate is because at the time the NHS was formalised the dentists pitched a fit and actually had the power to stop the whole thing happening somehow. So they wrre excluded from the deal. Why the NHS didn't take it over once they got powerful enough is a mystery probably answered by there never being an honest enough PM after that point.

They must be brought to heel!

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Dabir posted:

Of course not, they're white.
This initial batch of deportees was meant (as of yesterday) to include two Albanians, Patel will be bundling Ukrainian refugees onto deportation flights as soon as Home Office's algorithm detects that the % of twitter accounts with a Ukrainian flag emoji has dropped below a certain level.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

OwlFancier posted:

I got paid to buy some as part of what I assume is some sort of scam by the company to inflate interest in their product. It was interesting, like bacon flavoured doner meat.

Basically, yeah. It feels more realistic if you cook it certain ways

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bessantj posted:

Shame about what, might I ask?

Some of us got a lot of what I can only describe as catholic guilt about teeth when we were kids. Also my dentist keeps negging me to get me to buy cosmetic treatments, which I am largely impervious to but does still seem a bit lovely tbh.

Miftan posted:

Basically, yeah. It feels more realistic if you cook it certain ways

Honestly I quite liked it, it definitely feels meaty which is surprsing for something that does not have animal in it.

Shame about the price.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/TheBuzzerUK/status/1536810102929465348

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Ash Crimson posted:

How's archie's brainstem

I've worked a little on this case and it's v weird that you seem so flippant on it but hey, read the judgment and get back to us

https://www.judiciary.uk/judgments/barts-health-nhs-trust-v-dance-battersbee/

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/TheBuzzerUK/status/1536815434925752320

https://twitter.com/TheBuzzerUK/status/1536817080581992449

:toot:

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 14, 2022

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

loll https://twitter.com/irish_news/status/1536746374405971970?t=CIxMUBJyj4cGmXrKKgJB3A&s=19

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They should definitely have an announcer's table and she and gerry adams can commentate and hopefully someone gets thrown through it.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

OwlFancier posted:

They should definitely have an announcer's table and she and gerry adams can commentate and hopefully someone gets thrown through it.

Just had a mental image of Gerry Adams piledriving Arlene Foster through a WWE announcer table

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
I can't believe a good thing happened. Hype!!!!!!! Let's hope it sticks.

mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now
https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1536816792160591878

How much did it cost to charter that flight again?

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Unfortunately I think it's just going to lead to the fash level being cranked up another notch. Going to war with human rights lawyers was always part of the plan. This just gives them impetus to ditch who-knows-what international legislation.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
The Fash Level would've been cranked up whether it happened or not so the fact it didn't happen is still better

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/KateFlood/status/1536783396336287744

[laughs in jam socialism]

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Had a little tear at this, not going to lie

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
this is ridiculous. Not only would the plane have cost a fortune but now cancelling it this late, we're going to owe them all compensation, accomodation, food and drink etc

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NotJustANumber99 posted:

this is ridiculous. Not only would the plane have cost a fortune but now cancelling it this late, we're going to owe them all compensation, accomodation, food and drink etc

how many layers of gimmick posting are you on

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 7 days!)

i'll take the 5 minutes to be pleased at that flight being cancelled.

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Dogatron
Jun 24, 2020

Ash Crimson posted:

How's archie's brainstem

I don't know about the history of this post, but that is some sick distasteful poo poo. Ash Crimson- you should be loving ashamed.

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