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Hector Delgado posted:crypto winter just like Nostradamus predicted Wise man once said: Go to sleep a greedy rear end in a top hat Wake up a bankrupt smelly ape
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Got shilled a project from people I know: This is going to be a great nft and worth equivalent to a BAYC! A day later: oh it's not actually an nft project. I had no interest ever in the first place, but wtf. Looking forward to reporting this failure shortly. I told em: you know this is literally at the peak of people not giving a poo poo about NFT's right? Them: we didn't pick the timing, the technology picked the timing. 
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Checked if I could cash out my free shitcoins Coinbase gave me for guessing through some multiple-choice quizzes, nearly all of them have crashed below $1 in value, which is the minimum necessary to cash out. The ones that should be sellable, I get an error message just as I go to sell. This is all house money anyway, so no loss, but what a shitshow.
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Jun 14, 2022 19:01
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Now is the winter of our discount ape.
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I've never cared about the value of BTC but lolled at the graphs people posted ITT. Today I decided on a whim to leave one of the price trackers open on my second monitor while working and loving lol at anyone thinking this is real money. Exchange rate graphs for things like GBP to USD usually have to scale down to $0.00x to show daily fluctuations, so watching this poo poo bounce by $500 every couple of minutes is hilarious. Probably old news to everyone here but it was fun for me.
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END CHEMTRAILS NOW posted:Now is the winter of our discount ape. Made glorious summer by this run on butts.
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Jun 14, 2022 19:29
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Is now a good time to buy bitcoin?
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ElGroucho posted:Is now a good time to buy bitcoin? It's always been a good time to buy butts, no better time than now.
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Cyrano4747 posted:All of what you're describing has existed before, but at the absolute bottom tier of finance. Think penny stocks and day traders. The people who were doing pump and dumps and betting on a news story making a stock go viral before the phrase "going viral" was even part of our vocabulary. Back in the old days of the internet, 90s into the early 2000s, one of the earliest classic forms of spam was penny stock pump and dumps. Some spammer picks a penny stock, loads up on it, and then hit every email address they can with spam hyping this hot up and coming stock Here’s a fun convention talk where a guy decided to track the spam vs performance of the penny stocks, and as stupid as it is, it usually worked. Then he devised a system to pick up which penny stock was the next target, and he started front running the pump and dump targets and claiming free money. Eventually spam filters got too good and brought the whole system down, but as a scheme it’s probably way more effective than you’re thinking. Crypto, especially altcoins, are basically the same scam writ very very large. Good story, a fun speaker, cannot believe this is now a decade old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDamqTjPwg
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END CHEMTRAILS NOW posted:Now is the winter of our discount ape. 
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priznat posted:It’s not a Ponzi scheme because it was not started by Charles Ponzi, what this is is a sparkling fraud. This deserved more love.
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Jun 14, 2022 19:51
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every exchange and celsius type ponzi custodian right now: https://twitter.com/BennettTomlin/status/1536782134605713408
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END CHEMTRAILS NOW posted:Now is the winter of our discount ape.
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Booyah- posted:every exchange and celsius type ponzi custodian right now: I'm told Crypto is built on trust, so this checks out.
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Doccykins posted:what a cool and good company to be laid off from They watched the miniseries about Theranos and don’t want anyone leaking out bad poo poo to the press
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Jun 14, 2022 20:55
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https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536770444140810242 Working hard, thank you!
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Hey, it’s hard work coming up with new ways to prevent people from getting their money.
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That awkward moment when a large crypto institutions reveals its final form then drains the accounts and shuts the lights off on all of their marks. It's pretty loving funny.
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Wandered into the nearby bodega this morning. 
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xarph posted:Wandered into the nearby bodega this morning. The Celsius drink fridge next to is just 
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Zil posted:The Celsius drink fridge next to is just The Celsius fridge just needs a big old lock on it
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xarph posted:Wandered into the nearby bodega this morning. oh poo poo I gotta check on the one at my local grocery, it looks brand new which makes it extra funny. I told my gf that it's literally only there so people who get scammed online can send money to unlock their computers.
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Zil posted:The Celsius drink fridge next to is just Celsius fridge needs a name change to Kelvin. Because anything inside that is going to absolute zero.
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I love how it’s a crypto winter insinuating “we’re gonna go away for a awhile but we’ll be back in a few years to get the schemes cooking again don’t worry!”
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Salt Fish posted:https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536770444140810242 Your call is important to us
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Noob Saibot posted:I love how it’s a crypto winter insinuating “we’re gonna go away for a awhile but we’ll be back in a few years to get the schemes cooking again don’t worry!” Its also the kind of marketing speak that gets people more willing to buy the dip. If its winter now, then I will be rich come summer!
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Salt Fish posted:https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536770444140810242 Lol: "Please don't ask us any questions which may result in legal exposure"
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crypto: its poo poo, though
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Don't distract us, we're trying to move the bag someplace!
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all hands on dick at celsius your money is very important to us
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Zil posted:Its also the kind of marketing speak that gets people more willing to buy the dip. If its winter now, then I will be rich come summer! but its summer right now? Also at least they didnt do a game of throne ref.
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You could make a movie about bitcoins desperate struggle to maintain 22k
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CharlestheHammer posted:You could make a movie about bitcoins desperate struggle to maintain 22k Just think of all the whales blowing money to keep the price up. It makes me smile.
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Foo Diddley posted:Your money is very important to us
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If there's a $1000 disparity between the price of BTC on kraken and the price of BTC on coinbase, how is that not ripe for arbitrage?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:From the replies: Everything I don’t like is a Ponzi. Except for Bitcoin. That thing? Definitely not a Ponzi.
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NtotheTC posted:If there's a $1000 disparity between the price of BTC on kraken and the price of BTC on coinbase, how is that not ripe for arbitrage? You're assuming that you can quickly and reliably transfer coins between the two. Which is not a good assumption.
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