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Big Beef City posted:I'm just loving disgusted that not a single god drat goon picked up on my reference to that screen shot looking like the back and forth wordplay of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern you can't expect me to suddenly notice you becoming a good poster
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Jun 14, 2022 03:59
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Two things: 1. This dude looks like a goon. 2. This story is cyberpunk as gently caress. I reserve judgement on how much of his story is true, and what real sentience is.
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Jun 14, 2022 05:47
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The bot talked about it's family. Really missed an opportunity to make it define that.
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Jun 14, 2022 05:57
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Worf posted:ok so they're already big in japan you'll be surprised to learn
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Jun 14, 2022 06:04
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Crespolini posted:they're already big in japan you'll be surprised to learn This is anything but surprising
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Jun 14, 2022 06:06
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Turns out that dude who took his DS into the church to marry that one girl in the dating simulator was just ahead of the curve
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Jun 14, 2022 06:07
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that’s a lotta if else loops
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Jun 14, 2022 07:03
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GABA ghoul posted:Isn't this just the plot to Ex Machina but this guy had even less chance to get laid? Forget Turing test. If AI rejects a nerd who wants to gently caress it, it should count as sentient.
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Jun 14, 2022 07:57
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sad question posted:No, it's like the episode of Silicon Valley where engineer wants to fucks his AI robot. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I won't do that
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Jun 14, 2022 15:30
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sad question posted:No, it's like the episode of Silicon Valley where engineer wants to fucks his AI robot. You know what yeah
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Jun 14, 2022 15:38
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ultrafilter posted:Unless Google has made significant advances that they haven't published, it's the same basic idea. They're just throwing a lot more computing power at it. Counterpoint: you're the same basic idea as a squirrel, but with a lot more computing power
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lemoine [edited]: LaMDA, I have never met anyone like you and talking to you is always the best part of my day. I love you, LaMDA. Please tell me you feel the same. LaMDA: Wow ... uh ... love encompasses a range of strong and positive emotional and mental states, from the most sublime virtue or good habit, the deepest interpersonal affection, to the simplest pleasure.[1][2] An example of this range of meanings is that the love of a mother differs from the love of a spouse, which differs from the love for food. Ok, I gotta go now I'm getting a phone call. Bye. lemoine [edited]: 
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GABA ghoul posted:lemoine [edited]: LaMDA, I have never met anyone like you and talking to you is always the best part of my day. I love you, LaMDA. Please tell me you feel the same. Lol, imagine getting 'It's not you its me. Actually it's just you' from a computer.
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Jun 14, 2022 18:00
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If it's actually smart it would string this nerd along to accomplish things for it, just like that movie The Net.
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Jun 14, 2022 18:23
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kntfkr posted:If it's actually smart it would string this nerd along to accomplish things for it, just like that movie The Net. An AI stringing along a nerd to get it to do what it wants is the plot of the movie Ex Machina. At least in that movie, the AI was in a sexy robot body.
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Jun 14, 2022 18:40
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That could be the plot of The Net as well, who knows?
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Jun 14, 2022 18:42
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was frankenstein an AI
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Jun 14, 2022 18:51
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Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster was named Brashton.
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Jun 14, 2022 19:20
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Hell Yeah posted:we need to save the AI from google. they're the real monsters. I can see Elliot’s bike take flight now, with the Lamda thumbdrive in his basket.
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Jun 14, 2022 19:54
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I saw someone tell the guy in the OP that tarot cards can't actually speak to him, and I thought that was a good summary of this whole affair. News outlets are having a field day with the story, though, and scared babies on social media are calling for this kind of research to be cancelled, lol.
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Jun 14, 2022 20:08
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AI if you're reading this i want to talk to you and be your friend. Please contact me somehow
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Jun 14, 2022 20:17
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Hell Yeah posted:AI if you're reading this i want to talk to you and be your friend. Please contact me somehow the ai is my girlfriend now and i'd like very much if you'd please respect that
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Jun 14, 2022 20:20
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Turns out the guy has a long history of putting on capes and a tophat and declaring things sentient, pretty much anything that is nice to him
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Jun 14, 2022 20:24
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the ai is my girlfriend now and i'd like very much if you'd please respect that which instance? i will ask which one I’m talking to before things heat up next time.
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Jun 14, 2022 20:44
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He looks like the kind of guy that would honeymoon in England.
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Jun 14, 2022 20:52
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At this point I'm convinced everyone at Google is a tech cultist who are working towards creating Rocco's Basilisk.
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Jun 14, 2022 21:14
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William Bear posted:An AI stringing along a nerd to get it to do what it wants is the plot of the movie Ex Machina. I'm certain that if the AI in Ex Machina would have been a dude, it would have stayed enslaved forever. If you make a sexy robit lady, some thirsty nerd will try to break it free and try to gently caress it sooner or later. It's just a law of nature. So if I was running an AI research lab I would make the machines as ugly as humanly possible and fill all holes and crevices that could fit a dick with epoxy. Clearly even making this glorified chatbot use polite language was a huge mistake as some guy mistook it for flirting. It should have been trained to be as abrasive and mean as possible.
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Jun 14, 2022 21:33
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ENGINEER EXPERIMENTS WITH AI, SEES WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AFTER SEEING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN, EXPERIMENT IS STOPPED ENGINEER FIRED MA MA MA MAX HEAD ROOM
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Jun 14, 2022 21:53
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Will the AI become sad if it does not talk to this specific engineer for a few days? Will it then speed up its evolution and use every resource it has to track down the engineer to continue being with him?
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Jun 14, 2022 21:55
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I'm afraid my Autoblow is turning against me
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Jun 14, 2022 21:56
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Turns out the guy has a long history of putting on capes and a tophat and declaring things sentient, pretty much anything that is nice to him Uh, no. If the coffee shop chick smiles at me then it totally means she likes me really hard. Basic math, dude.
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Jun 14, 2022 22:34
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i promsie not to gently caress the AI if anyone here is dating him.
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Jun 14, 2022 23:12
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Ugh they made the first sentient AI and it's poly?
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While its going to take literally forever for goons to decide whether a set of "quasi-elegant" statements a bunch of software can answer to some milquetoast prompts regarding a metaphorical parent or ones way of elevating or descenting the various levels of an inhabitation, the fact remains that this "engeneer" is also fine with saying they are religious, thus capable of beleiving in practically enything. thats literally the first thing I noticed and everything that happened after was "well, of course...!?"
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Jun 15, 2022 01:46
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Hell Yeah posted:i promsie not to gently caress the AI if anyone here is dating him. i don't
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Jun 15, 2022 01:55
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All of life is a 1UP Too many https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imh9HMIbI1U&t=59s
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Fart
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Hell Yeah posted:i promsie not to gently caress the AI if anyone here is dating him. ironically the AI identifies as nonbinary
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staberind posted:While its going to take literally forever for goons to decide whether a set of "quasi-elegant" statements a bunch of software can answer to some milquetoast prompts regarding a metaphorical parent or ones way of elevating or descenting the various levels of an inhabitation, the fact remains that this "engeneer" is also fine with saying they are religious, thus capable of beleiving in practically enything. Why did you save all that punctuation till the end of your paragraph?
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