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KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack

Looper posted:

when sonic and tails argue about it do they ever think to ask knuckles

"Wait...Are you guys talking about Splash Mountain?"

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Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
If Hydrocity is such a great city what's the population? Where are the people? All I ever saw is a bunch of fun water slides and high velocity water. And I swear the Origins version better not add people echidnas to create some kind of revisionist history. :argh:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Exactly, Hydrocity is a stupid name for a municipal area, but it's a great name for a water park

Looper posted:

when sonic and tails argue about it do they ever think to ask knuckles

Knuckles can't read

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/Danny8bit/status/1537083236848766977?t=d82BumIAODnKGBLs9YGFQQ&s=19

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



this is the best thread on the forums

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
now im wondering if you guys say sonic with a soft S like uncouth savages, or a proper hard s

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I pronounce it "Sonic", idiot

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
"Hydro City or Hidrossity" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Let it get to 12,240 ref


let em play

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Looper posted:

when sonic and tails argue about it do they ever think to ask knuckles

Archie knuckles (lol) has spoken

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
It’s absolutely insane that sega showed off a broken buggy version of the game being played by the worlds worst game players IGN and then refuses to let people talk about the good version of the game for weeks lol

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Funny enough, there's literally a Metro City/Metrocity joke in the movie

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

busy 3D was the true knuckles 3d adaption

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1537123224684748801

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful




cowards

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Ah he said ‘kiss’ but not ‘gently caress’ so there’s still hope yet

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Why is Sonic about to be crushed by massive robo dong.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Rouge is still allowed to kiss a human right? Asking for a friend

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Macaluso posted:

Rouge is still allowed to kiss a human right? Asking for a friend

What a price to pay!

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Why is Sonic about to be crushed by massive robo dong.

Very rude to describe Eggman as such

Ardryn
Oct 27, 2007

Rolling around at the speed of sound.


as my friend just reminded me it was elise who kissed sonic so there's still

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I gotta say I mostly heard about the sonic x Elise kiss as a meme for years and genuinely thought it was a full blown smooch off until I watched the actual thing and it’s just a sleeping beauty peck on the cheek and nowhere near as horrific as people made it seem.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I thought it was on the mouth

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

It was wet sloppy tongue wrestling and it makes you throw up when you see it

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

can't believe they replaced rings with making out with photorealistic human women. messed up IMO

KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack
Yeah, I never got why "Sonic and an uncanny valley human woman smooch" was the sin so many people focused on for 06, that game had many, bigger problems from both a gameplay and story perspective to worry about.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

KingKalamari posted:

Yeah, I never got why "Sonic and an uncanny valley human woman smooch" was the sin so many people focused on for 06, that game had many, bigger problems from both a gameplay and story perspective to worry about.

Oh no. No. No it was weird

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Well at least sonic 06 gave us the single funniest improv dub video of all time so that’s something

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


As time marches on, the bad parts that are more fun to make fun of tend to be better remembered.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Sonic was dead and Elise gave him a Sleeping Beauty style kiss to bring him back (with a little help from the chaos emeralds). It’s a little weird I guess (then again 06’s story had a lot of bizarre elements attached to it) but that’s literally the extent of it

Larryb fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jun 15, 2022

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

Elise is fine and it’s really weird that people turned what was a pretty chaste, Disney-esque kiss into something weird.

Especially when Rouge and Topaz are a pretty common ship anyway.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Sonic Mania with Werehog levels

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Evil Eagle posted:

Archie knuckles (lol) has spoken



ah, knuckles is talking about hydro city, a somewhat similar but much more generic looking sewer complex perfect for playing the most dangerous game with grape ape and gohan. an easy mistake to make

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Larryb posted:

Sonic was dead and Elise gave him a Sleeping Beauty style kiss to bring him back (with a little help from the chaos emeralds). It’s a little weird I guess but that’s literally the extent of it

When you really think about it it’s Elise’s fault for bringing back sonic to life instead of making him stay dead the world would finally be free

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Al-Saqr posted:

Well at least sonic 06 gave us the single funniest improv dub video of all time so that’s something

not even gonna post a zelda to the clip?

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
the elise kiss is funny because sonic is dead but the kiss brings him back to life super, just in time for a boss fight wheere he has no idea what's going on

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Hydrocity with all "icky" style ys

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
It’s funny because it’s absurd not because it’s icky gross

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Khanstant posted:

not even gonna post a zelda to the clip?

https://youtu.be/NGe79n-jcHk

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Kissing sonics weird side mouth while staring into his single giant eyeball

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